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Sentient Void
12-24-2011, 10:45 PM
"Twas the night before Christmas, and all over the net

Libertarian infighting, as good as it gets.

The young cats and rookies, the intellectual debtors

watch left and right scrum over racist news letters.
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Should anarchists vote? Or is it a crock?

'Wendy's a statist!' Exclaimed Walter Block.

Anarchists, minarchists, a matter of degrees?

You min-mins are fascists! Awaiting kings decrees!
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Atheist, Christian, Muslim or Jew

We don't fight over faith, like statists do.

We prefer to fight over who should be ruling.

And private vs public vs un-or-homeschooling.

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Taxation is theft, and all war is murder.

Further consensus? Good luck, cat herder.

Even semantics are points for a schism,

Call it free-markets, or capitalism?

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Austria or Chicago? Friedman or Mises?

Is Piekoff the pope, if Ayn Rand is Jesus?

Konkin or Rothbard? What's on your shelves?

Ah hell, what's the difference, Ron Paul twenty-twelve!

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So on Hayek and Murray, on Ron and on Ayn.

On Ludwig and Milton! on Bastiat and Heinlein.

Let's call a truce, friends, for just this one night.

Then on the 26th... libertarians.... FIGHT!"

Xenophage
12-25-2011, 03:57 AM
MAGNIFICENT!

Sentient Void
12-25-2011, 07:21 AM
Haha, glad somebody 'got it' - is this subject matter so obscure that only one guy got the 'inside joke'?

Bah, humbug! ;-)

Sentient Void
12-26-2011, 09:01 PM
I get one bump. I'm really surprised this isn't as popular as I thought it'd be - I know those 'in the know' of the libertarian 'movement' will get the vast majority of this.

A bunch of solid inside jokes in there. I laughed my ass off when I read this.

Xenophage
12-29-2011, 02:04 AM
I get all of it :) It's definitely more for the hardcore libertarians, though. There's quite a few of us on here but we're actually probably outnumbered nowadays by people who would consider themselves strongly conservative or constitutionalist rather than libertarian.