Why do Islamic Terrorists Never Attack North Korea?

[BuddyRey]

If what motivates radical Muslims is a desire to conquer infidel countries and force them to "convert or die", then why are Islamic terrorist attacks (as well as Islam itself) almost completely unheard-of in North Korea?

Could it possibly be because the North Korean government has never militarily engaged the Muslim world, and generally minds its own business, at least as far as foreign affairs are concerned? Or is there some other factor at work that I'm missing?

[COpatriot]

No. They're not free so they love them. Duh.

[Sola_Fide]

No. They're not free so they love them. Duh.

Beat me to it:)

[BuddyRey]

LOL! ^ and ^^ I was thinking about asking that too, but then forgot. I guess the standard neocon line will be that North Korea and Muslim terrorists are in cahoots with eachother as fellow denizens of the good ol' "Axis of Evil"; but since the popular narrative is that the Islamists want to conquer and convert everyone who isn't a Muslim, this would make any presupposed "alliance" with a country where almost no Muslims live downright laughable.

[Zippyjuan]

According to George W Bush North Korea was already part of the "Axis of Evil".

[oyarde]

Nobody wants into North Korea.

[smhbbag]

This is a silly question.

[jmdrake]

Cause there all a part of the "Axis of eeeeevvvviiiiillllll" that hates us for our "freedumbs".

[Pericles]

What does North Korea have that is worth attacking?

[VBRonPaulFan]

What does North Korea have that is worth attacking?

nuclear weapons?

[coastie]

nuclear weapons?


Not even the craziest Islamist would want to step foot in N. Korea...They worship their leader as some kind of diety(not their fault, I know), no way in hell they'd even get in.

[Pericles]

nuclear weapons?

I would assume that terrorists would buy those from NK, not attack NK for them.

[Occam's Banana]

What does North Korea have that is worth attacking?
Potential professional Starcraft players?

[heavenlyboy34]

edit: n/m

[Endgame]

This thread is dildos

[Miss Annie]

Because North Korea does not occupy their land and bomb their people!

[Pauls' Revere]

Nobody wants into North Korea.

i dunno a secure border with a million landmines on it?

[Kluge]

North Korea has the border security of anti-movement folks' wet dreams. Even SKorea has KoS auto-turrets in the works.

[Philhelm]

This thread is dildos

You mean it's a very deep and penetrating look at our foreign policy?

[Rael]

You mean it's a very deep and penetrating look at our foreign policy?

Thread is on shaky ground