Predictions for tomorrow's headlines

[economics102]

$4 million and leading Iowa by three points. The media obviously does NOT want to cover this tomorrow. So let's help them out with some headlines they can use to avoid revealing reality:*

* If you actually have a good idea for a plausible headline, keep it to yourself...we don't want to give them any ideas!

I'll go first:

PUBLIC POLICY POLLING UNDER FIRE FOR OBVIOUSLY FAKE POLL

WHO'S TO BLAME FOR PAUL LEAD?

ROMNEY WINNING IOWA, SAYS DIEBOLD

PAUL STRUGGLING TO FEND OFF FRONTRUNNERS GINGRICH AND ROMNEY

"I TOLD MY SUPPORTERS TO LIE AND SAY THEY SUPPORT RON PAUL," GINGRICH SAYS

[hammy]

IOWA NO LONGER A US STATE. IGNORE ITS EXISTENCE.

[cdc482]

LOL!

[amonasro]

NEWT LOSES GROUND TO ROMNEY IN IOWA

As Gingrich loses points in the latest Iowa PPP poll, Romney continues to hold a strong second to Ron Paul, who, if declared winner of the Iowa caucuses, will cause the GOP to reconsider the state's importance in the nominating process.

[misterx]

Ron Paul Bots Caught Spamming PPP Poll

[Paul4Prez]

Gingrich blows lead in Iowa; National front-runner Romney solidifies grasp on nomination.

[Fredom101]

"In a surprise, Ron Paul takes the lead in Iowa according to the latest polls. However, many experts are reminding us that winning Iowa in a primary election does not mean much when it comes to getting the nomination for president." This will be the spin in the news. Yes, Ron Paul is ahead, but Iowa means SHIT. Yeah, right.

[Epic]

Poll: Romney steady in second

[JohnGalt23g]

Kim Jong Il dies.

[sailingaway]

PPP: Gingrich drops below Romney in Iowa...

[sailingaway]

Kim Jong Il dies.

Yeah, well, that one is at least understandable.

[Kords21]

Romney opens up 6 point lead over Gingrich, Santorum soars to double digits

[Original_Intent]

Bill O Reilly was found dead this morning. It appears his heart was unable to bear the dual shock of Kim Jong Il's death, followed by the crushing news that Newt Gingrich fell 8 points in Iowa.

or

Iowa caucuses cancelled due to a glitch with the Improbability drive. A blue whale was spotted descending into the upper atmosphere, and a monkey typed a perfect copy of Shakespeare. There was concern that if a caucus were held, the impossible might happen.

[dbill27]

Romney in statistical tie for first, gingrich second, santorums family values message has him closing the gap

[Hospitaller]

RICK PERRY SURGING IN IOWA

"PPP Poll shows Perry gaining in the first primary state"

(Perry 10% +1)

[Hospitaller]

"In a surprise, Ron Paul takes the lead in Iowa according to the latest polls. However, many experts are reminding us that winning Iowa in a primary election does not mean much when it comes to getting the nomination for president." This will be the spin in the news. Yes, Ron Paul is ahead, but Iowa means SHIT. Yeah, right.

"Ron Paul will be the Mike Huckabee of 2012"

I called this a while ago

[icon124]

Gingrich drops Romney moves in front.

[pauliticalfan]

RON PAUL NOT AT 23% IN 49 STATES

[Mikakaze]

"The Department of Credible Information announced today that Romney has replaced Gingrich as the GOP front-runner. 23% of voters still report seeing the "Ron Paul" error on their ballots, we ask that you please disregard it in the future."

[economics102]

"In a surprise, Ron Paul takes the lead in Iowa according to the latest polls. However, many experts are reminding us that winning Iowa in a primary election does not mean much when it comes to getting the nomination for president." This will be the spin in the news. Yes, Ron Paul is ahead, but Iowa means SHIT. Yeah, right.

LOL, I'm sure that will be the headline, but in the meantime it's funny that you're getting pissed off at your own imaginary headline :p

[ctiger2]

Romney proposes increasing chocolate rations from 5 grams to 3.

[Heman5up]

Romney in statistical tie for first, gingrich second, santorums family values message has him closing the gap

Spot on. Ha!

[eleganz]

IOWA HAS SECEDED FROM AMERICA, FIRST STATE TO VOTE IN THE GOP PRIMARIES IS NOW NEW HAMPSHIRE.

[AlexAmore]

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[jclay2]

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LOLZ

[TER]

Santorum, Surging In Iowa Poll, Rakes in $250 K 'Money bomb'

[kill the banks]

Ron Paul is an alien clone that believes inAlienable rights

[badger4RP]

HELL FREEZES OVER, RON PAUL IN FIRST

RACIST RON PAUL HAVING WHITE CHRISTMAS

ROMNEY LEADS IN FIRST GOP PRIMARY... NEW HAMPSHIRE

WHY RON PAUL WILL NOT WIN THE NOMINATION

[PauliticsPolitics]

Santorum, Surging In Iowa Poll, Rakes in $250 K 'Money bomb'
He's still only at 206K the last time I checked...

[AggieforPaul]

Romney pulls ahead of Gingrich; could Santorum be the dark horse?

[The Gold Standard]

Despite Newsletters, Racist Paul Tied with Romney atop Iowa Poll

[justatrey]

I tried to post a blank reply but it wouldn't let me.

The headlines will look like this:

[Tod]

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[coastie]

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Gawd...some women will do anything for money, what on God's earth else would attract them to him(besides his pimp-ass line of credit at Tiffany's)?

EDIT: Caption.



"Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

[Suzu]

"Radio Host Mark Levin Has Moved to Russia!"

[Revolution9]

HERETICS LOOSE IN THE HEARTLAND

GMO CORN CAUSES POLITICAL HERESY

Meanwhile, in RP's head he plans the continued takedown of the NWO.

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Rev9

[Gravik]

Iowa: Gingrich Drops to second, Romney Third

[AlexAmore]

"Bleeding heart, pacifist polling firm endorses Ron Paul for president"

[iamse7en]

This thread is phenomenal. I'm laughing, but crying on the inside because of how true it is.

[amonasro]

RACIST RON PAUL HAVING WHITE CHRISTMAS

Hahahaha that is sooo terrible!!!

[realtonygoodwin]

PPP: Gingrich drops below Romney in Iowa...

This.

[speciallyblend]

This thread is phenomenal. I'm laughing, but crying on the inside because of how true it is.

this thread is hilarous.

Tebow loses to Brady!

[seapilot]

ROMNEY FIRST IN IOWA WITH SENIORS, HUNTSMAN GAINING IN NH, GINGRICH FIRST IN SC POLLS.

OBAMA WONDERS IF MICHELLE BACHMANN HATES HIM.

[TER]

Ron Paul gets more donations from federal employees than any other Republican candidate and more donations and support from the military than any other candidate including the President.




Actually, they won't mention this fact...

[abstrusezincate]

Gingrich losing support; Romney gains.

AP

Having been the target of a series of attack from both conservative columnists on the right as well as from second tier candidates such as Michele Bachmann and Ron Paul, Newt Gingrich has seen his polling numbers slip dramatically in Iowa even as he retains a small national advantage over Governor Mitt Romney in the latest round of polling.

With the newest polling indicating a Romney surge, conservative commentators suggest that the Republican Party may finally be embracing Mitt Romney as the candidate they knew they would select all along.

Says one talking head, "While Mitt Romney has made mistakes in the past, he would be a vast improvement over Barack Obama, and can unite the Republican Party as a series of high profile endorsements has revealed. He can lead us to victory in November and represents a clear alternative to the current regime."

[Ngl1]

Iowa Irrelevant; Romney #1 Frontrunner