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raystone
12-07-2011, 12:28 PM
Here's a letter to the editor draft, primarily designed to address the stupid unelectability question. The ending is a little light-hearted jab at those who believe his support is just basement spammers, but I think it needs work.


Who won’t vote for Congressman Ron Paul in the GOP presidential primaries ?

Educators will vote for him, Ron Paul supports less bureaucracy in our children’s education, including closing the failed Department of Education.
The tea partiers will vote for him, Ron Paul has a well-received plan that will slash federal spending by $1.4T in real cuts, immediately, including eliminating five failed federal departments.
Our troops will vote for him, Ron Paul has received more donations from active military members than all other GOP candidates combined.
The strong national defense group will vote for him. Ron Paul’s policies will ensure the greatest nation in human history is powerful, secure, and respected.
Prescription marijuana backers will vote for him, Ron Paul supports getting the federal government out of the losing drug war.
The no pre-emptive war/no nation building contingent will vote for him, Ron Paul will take our country to war and win it only with a constitutional Congressional declaration of war.
Small business owners will vote for him, as the only candidate to predict the economic recession, Ron Paul will bring solutions and certainty to the business and employment environment.
Those who strongly believe in our Bill of Rights will vote for him, Ron Paul will end the unpatriotic Patriot Act, end the practice of assassinating U.S. citizens, and stop the TSA from groping your 8 year old child.
The secure our border group will vote for him, Ron Paul will close many of our 800 world bases, and bring troops and money home to secure our own borders.
Friends of Israel will vote for him, Ron Paul will end the billions in U.S. foreign aid going to Israel’s enemies in the Middle East every year.
Veterans will vote for him, Ron Paul will ensure our veterans receive the care, benefits, and honors they have earned when they return.

The only group left is the computer major college dropout who live in their Mama’s basement cohort. Ron Paul has nothing for this group, so computer major college dropouts who live in their Mama’s basement group may end up not voting for Ron Paul.