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Original_Intent
12-06-2011, 11:30 PM
Gingrich will follow
Bachmann, Perry and Herb Cain
Frothy had no chance
Paul knows jiujitsu
When faced with pow'rful ego
put Trump on the floor
They tried the black out
What are they so afraid of?
Ch-ch-ch-changes
Huntsman and Ron Paul
declined the silly invite
Mittster sealed the deal
Devious pollster
steers instead of measuring
Penn says "F U Frank"
Glenn Beck says he wants
a founding father reborn
missed the obvious
Sorry, my sons and I started haikus and I couldn't stop. :D
Original_Intent
12-07-2011, 02:57 AM
Whiny billionaire
We mustn't judge too harshly
Bad hair ev'ry day.
Restore America Now
12-07-2011, 03:09 AM
These are hilarious. +Rep for you and your sons. :)
Elwar
12-07-2011, 06:06 AM
Tired of all the lies
America needs freedom
Voting for Ron Paul
Revolution9
12-07-2011, 06:10 AM
Grinch stuck in bathtub
crowbars jig fat
Suction sound loud
is that a haiku? I tried deciphering format from above without googling or wikipedia.
Rev9
Elwar
12-07-2011, 06:14 AM
is that a haiku? I tried deciphering format from above without googling or wikipedia.
Syllables 5-7-5
:D these are all hilarious! Thanks!!!
JohnGalt23g
12-07-2011, 06:33 AM
Ron Paul has arrived.
Freedom follows. Vote Ron Paul
And no one gets hurt.
mczerone
12-07-2011, 06:40 AM
White doves and Gold Coins,
Signs of liberty's power.
Learned men vote Ron Paul.
PauliticsPolitics
12-07-2011, 07:32 AM
Syllables 5-7-5
Technically, it is supposed to be 5-7-5 morae, not syllables.
(the word "page" has one syllable but two morae).
But the modern English Haiku has come to mean many things, including what you describe.
So I will play along within this syllabic notion.
Revolution9
12-07-2011, 07:38 AM
Syllables 5-7-5
OK..revision
Grinch stuck in bathtub
Crowbars jigging fatass out
Suction sound very loud
..fixed
Rev9
Sola_Fide
12-07-2011, 07:52 AM
Rand where are you son?
Too busy for your daddy?
Damoclese awaits
JohnGalt23g
12-07-2011, 08:11 AM
Rand where are you son?
Too busy for your daddy?
Damoclese awaits
Got a job to do.
Be there for the Christmas break.
Kick ass for Jesus.
PauliticsPolitics
12-07-2011, 08:14 AM
Too big to fail? No!
The Newt's head and Bachmann's mouth:
Both large, both useless.
Rick Perry can't talk,
Probably better that way.
rickperry.com (http://rickperry.com)
Haiku not for kids:
What keeps Donald's hair in place?
Google Santorum.
Original_Intent
12-07-2011, 09:35 AM
Great additions this morning! Thanks all for joining in! :)
your reward: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXr2uJi3k-g&feature=related
Kodaddy
12-07-2011, 09:55 AM
A Constitution,
For freedom and liberty,
President Ron Paul.
Kodaddy
12-07-2011, 09:59 AM
Here's a good idea
for peace and prosperity,
Vote Dr. Ron Paul!
damiengwa
12-07-2011, 11:03 AM
Love Revolution
Freeing the minds of the land
Jesus and Ghandi
damiengwa
12-07-2011, 11:06 AM
Witness the birth of
Liberty philosophy
A sheeple no more
damiengwa
12-07-2011, 11:07 AM
A good doctor runs
Restore American now!
Vote for Liberty
Crickett
12-07-2011, 11:16 AM
Ron Paul is the one
To be our President now
Don't elect a cow.
Kodaddy
12-07-2011, 11:18 AM
Haiku:
Japanese poem
That rarely makes any sense,
Refrigerator
damiengwa
12-07-2011, 11:20 AM
Haiku:
Japanese poem
That rarely makes any sense,
Refrigerator
FAIL!
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