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bobbyw24
12-02-2011, 06:57 AM
Stripteases, sexual favors, booze, porn mags, and fat stacks of cash would be run-of-the-mill in many Miami strip clubs. But at downtown's maximum security Federal Detention Center?
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/assets_c/2011/11/Stripper_Silhouette-thumb-200x195.png

Multiple attorneys interviewed by Riptide say the FDC visitor rooms have been taken over by South American pole dancers posing as paralegals for wealthy drug lords inside. Lawyers hired by the accused narco dons allegedly list the scantily clad women as "legal assistants," and the FDC lets them in. Meanwhile, attorneys who refuse to go along risk losing their clients to lawyers with busty beauties on staff.

"They take off their tops and let the guys touch them," veteran defense attorney Hugo Rodriguez says. "The majority of these young, very attractive women are noncitizens brought in exclusively for the purposes of visiting the FDC. Any lawyer can sign a form and designate a legal assistant. There is no way of verifying it. The process is being abused."

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2011/11/strippers_posing_as_paralegals.php

Bruno
12-02-2011, 07:00 AM
Inb4 danno. :D

Working Poor
12-02-2011, 07:11 AM
n b4 danno 2

ZanZibar
12-02-2011, 09:48 AM
There are jokes to be had here heh...

oyarde
12-02-2011, 11:40 AM
Not sure I believe this , unless Danke can run in there and confirm it for me :)

Danke
12-02-2011, 11:45 AM
Not sure I believe this , unless Danke can run in there and confirm it for me :)

I'll get on this right away.