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Miss Annie
11-29-2011, 07:18 PM
Senator Rand Paul talks about what types of criteria can have us determined to be terrorists. Hope you all have all your fingers and toes!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cqepk2oK0P8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cqepk2oK0P8

dannno
11-29-2011, 07:18 PM
Oh f***...

acptulsa
11-29-2011, 07:20 PM
Yet food stamps only update how often? Less than four times a month, as I understand it.

What was that famous quote about how they set it up so you cannot walk down the street without violating three or four laws..?

Dr.3D
11-29-2011, 07:41 PM
Well, I guess they will be able to arrest and detain many of the Mormon people for having more than 7 days worth of food. As for missing fingers or toes, look out veterans.

pcosmar
11-29-2011, 07:47 PM
I carry one of these on my belt,

http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/craftsman-knife-action.jpg

phill4paul
11-29-2011, 07:49 PM
Seems like they are only padding the case against me. No problems. As a Paul supporter that carries copies of the Constitution I've already been labeled.

SL89
11-29-2011, 07:50 PM
FEMA recommends 2 weeks.

Good luck getting to my preps. Almost a years worth for a Family of 6. :D

phill4paul
11-29-2011, 07:52 PM
I carry one of these on my belt,

http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/craftsman-knife-action.jpg

I carry one of these on mine....

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRR9h08Nkkk3BSU4_tA0DLxKKu_pSSOM Y0Kh3pSC2tZG_8nRHyH

:D

Kylie
11-29-2011, 07:53 PM
I carry one of these on my belt,

http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/craftsman-knife-action.jpg

As do I.

But mine's blue. And it almost gutted(I stopped, but it was hard:D) a girl beating piece of shit a few years ago.

pcosmar
11-29-2011, 07:53 PM
I carry one of these on mine....

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRR9h08Nkkk3BSU4_tA0DLxKKu_pSSOM Y0Kh3pSC2tZG_8nRHyH

:D

You must be a terrist mastermind.

Kylie
11-29-2011, 07:54 PM
You must be a terrist mastermind.

A swiss terrist :D

Dr.3D
11-29-2011, 07:55 PM
FEMA recommends 2 weeks.

Good luck getting to my preps. Almost a years worth for a Family of 6. :D

So now you can see how FEMA is setting up everybody to fill their camps.

Dr.3D
11-29-2011, 07:55 PM
A swiss terrist :D
A Leatherman terrist. :D

SL89
11-29-2011, 07:56 PM
So now you can see how FEMA is setting up everybody to fill their camps.

Unfortunately. :(

MikeStanart
11-29-2011, 07:57 PM
"You might be a terrorist if...."

Someone should turn this into a Jeff Foxworthy parody.

JakeH
11-29-2011, 07:57 PM
I carry one of these on my belt,

http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/craftsman-knife-action.jpg

What about those of us that carries one of these?

http://www.americanrifleman.org/Webcontent/gallery/87/2041RugerKSP101_PG.jpg

phill4paul
11-29-2011, 08:01 PM
You must be a terrist mastermind.

Shush you...

I'm al-McGyver. We're the little heard of Scottish Islamic extremists. We'd like to keep it that way. ;)

Miss Annie
11-29-2011, 08:13 PM
"You might be a terrorist if...."

Someone should turn this into a Jeff Foxworthy parody.

Agreed! Our sense of ha ha is what is going to save our sanity in all of this! That would be hilarious! LOL

phill4paul
11-29-2011, 08:17 PM
"You might be a terrorist if...."

Someone should turn this into a Jeff Foxworthy parody.

I second Miss Annie. This would be funny as hell.

pcosmar
11-29-2011, 08:23 PM
What about those of us that carries one of these?

http://www.americanrifleman.org/Webcontent/gallery/87/2041RugerKSP101_PG.jpg

pcosmar is not allowed.

well,,, until battlefield acquisition. But then, all rules are off.
Till then, it's my axe and steel toe boots.

Todd
11-29-2011, 08:27 PM
Link to the document mentioned in the Video?

acptulsa
11-29-2011, 08:32 PM
FEMA recommends 2 weeks.

FEMA obviously wants to fill its camps.

ShaneEnochs
11-29-2011, 08:38 PM
Yet food stamps only update how often? Less than four times a month, as I understand it.

What was that famous quote about how they set it up so you cannot walk down the street without violating three or four laws..?

Once a month.

Becker
11-29-2011, 08:54 PM
call up the show "hoarders"

Sunstruck-Eden
11-29-2011, 10:08 PM
So, if my pantry is full of soups, canned vegatables and beans, boxes of pasta, bags of rice, chips, and drinks that I have accumulated over a substantial amount of time just in case I have a financial emergeny or there is a natural disaster counts as seven days or more of food, that suddenly makes me a suspected terrorist?

What. The. Hell.

Dr.3D
11-29-2011, 10:12 PM
I don't get it. What does having extra food have to do with being a terrorist? Do terrorists throw food at people or something?

ExPatPaki
11-29-2011, 10:20 PM
I have a quarter cow in my freezer. And it's halal. Dammit!

ShaneEnochs
11-29-2011, 10:21 PM
I don't get it. What does having extra food have to do with being a terrorist? Do terrorists throw food at people or something?

It means you're preparing for a war.

SL89
11-29-2011, 10:24 PM
They are expecting a societal breakdown. The biggest threat to their plans is the American that is self reliant, self taught and totally awake. Look at the bills passed off as laws in the last ten years. The latest and arguably the worst passed today.

Dr.3D
11-29-2011, 10:27 PM
They are expecting a societal breakdown. The biggest threat to their plans is the American that is self reliant, self taught and totally awake. Look at the bills passed off as laws in the last ten years. The latest and arguably the worst passed today.

Well, anybody who has studied history knows how the governments of some countries have used starvation to eliminate people they didn't like.

Edit: Wait a minute, did they actually pass that law today?

ShaneEnochs
11-29-2011, 10:33 PM
Well, anybody who has studied history knows how the governments of some countries have used starvation to eliminate people they didn't like.

Edit: Wait a minute, did they actually pass that law today?

Passed the Senate. Still has to pass the House.

Miss Annie
11-29-2011, 10:39 PM
Passed the Senate. Still has to pass the House.

I don't have much faith that they are going to be standing up for our rights there!

ghengis86
11-29-2011, 10:46 PM
Obama said he'd veto; not b/c he's against it per se, but because he wants the executive branch to have the privilage to determine who will be detained indefinitely (seeing as how he can already order your death, it's not that big of a deal).

we're all terrorists now...

SL89
11-29-2011, 10:50 PM
Terrorize this (finger)

DamianTV
11-29-2011, 10:54 PM
FEMA obviously wants to fill its camps.

The wont have any trouble doing that. Hey, grandma, do you have any antibiotics left from the last time you got sick? Sure? Well, youre off to a FEMA Camp!

seraphson
11-29-2011, 11:31 PM
This is nothing short of outrageous; and yet, I'm dead certain less than .1% of the American population even knows about it. I'm certain such a defecation on the constitution that is this bill is pure terrorism itself; how ironic. I'm glad that one of my college assignments was to read 1984. I wonder if our politicians are using it as a guidebook...

ninepointfive
11-29-2011, 11:39 PM
I met every qualification as a terrorist in their list.

moderate libertarian
11-29-2011, 11:40 PM
Shoot, we have over 3 weeks ice cream supply in freezer at the moment.

Mach
11-30-2011, 01:44 AM
Link to the document mentioned in the Video?

Which one?

Interrogation and Detention of Enemy Belligerents Act
hxxp://frwebgate.access.gpo.gov/cgi-bin/getdoc.cgi?dbname=111_cong_bills&docid=f:s3081is.txt.pdf

(Edit: very strange, I tried to click the ".txt.pdf" at the end of this link to fix it, but it looks fine, so, if you use this link make sure to click it in place.)


STATEMENT OF ADMINISTRATION POLICY
S. 1867 – National Defense Authorization Act for FY 2012 (PDF)
hxxp://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/omb/legislative/sap/112/saps1867s_20111117.pdf

http://smargus.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/s3081_indefinite_detention_act_contact_sheet.pdf

These links are listed under the video over at YouTube.... "Show more"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqepk2oK0P8



pcosmar is not allowed.

well,,, until battlefield acquisition. But then, all rules are off.
Till then, it's my axe and steel toe boots.

You do know that you can, at least, apply for a "waiver," or whatever they officially call it?

ryanmkeisling
11-30-2011, 01:58 AM
What about live animals like chickens, turkeys, ducks, rabbits and pigs? Is that considered a food supply? What if I said they were pets?

SL89
11-30-2011, 02:05 AM
Pets and livestock are to be chipped shortly. And if it is not inspected it will be unfit for human consumption.

ryanmkeisling
11-30-2011, 02:18 AM
Pets and livestock are to be chipped shortly. And if it is not inspected it will be unfit for human consumption.

Who is enforcing this? And what agency will be inspecting?

This will drive me nuts and what if I have 500 chickens? Cal. state law says it is legal for me to sell the meat and eggs without inspection up 20,000 birds, same with the bunnies. I was just talking to the environmental secretary for the county the other day and she did not mention this. If the federal government intends to come in then I am hoping the sheriff is going to defend our rights...

oyarde
11-30-2011, 11:35 AM
I carry one of these on my belt,

http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/craftsman-knife-action.jpg I use one of those every day at work ...