DHS issues public safety warning for.... turkey fryers [Archive]

jdmyprez_deo_vindice

11-22-2011, 02:20 PM

http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/dhs-issues-turkey-fryer-warning

pcosmar

11-22-2011, 02:25 PM

Only terrorists fry turkeys.

Beware of terror turkeys.

see something, say something.
Call the cops on anyone buying cooking oil.
:rolleyes:

jdmyprez_deo_vindice

11-22-2011, 02:29 PM

Next thing you know the Mayor of NYC will have a demonstration video at a press conference showing what could happen if someone tried to blow up City Hall with a forzen turkey.

ZanZibar

11-22-2011, 02:46 PM

The republic has come to an end. I give up.

CaptainAmerica

11-22-2011, 02:51 PM

http://www.depoebayfire.com/images/news/89/091120_turkey_fryer.jpg

Big Brother is concerned with what you are cooking.

wizardwatson

11-22-2011, 02:56 PM

I don't know guys, after the crayola colored threat warning system that DHS provided us I'd say this is the second most tangible output from that department that I've seen.

They should have just said, "Attention all mundanes: The use of turkey fryers this holiday season brings us to threat level orange. Carry on."

phill4paul

11-22-2011, 03:00 PM

Well, hell, guess the government is just going to have to get involved to keep us all safe.

AFPVet

11-22-2011, 03:09 PM

Wut? Homeland security and turkey friers?

pcosmar

11-22-2011, 03:32 PM

Wut? Homeland security and turkey friers?

Threat Level "Golden Brown".

;)

noxagol

11-22-2011, 03:33 PM

Yes, to those who are frying turkeys, for the love of your health use lard

JoshLowry

11-22-2011, 03:38 PM

This will probably save more lives than anything else they have done.

phill4paul

11-22-2011, 03:52 PM

This will probably save more lives than anything else they have done.

LOL. Perhaps, they should have a Thanksgiving day televised interruption of the parades with this important message?

Icymudpuppy

11-22-2011, 05:08 PM

I heard that some guy just bought a jug of oil for his turkey, and a bag of fertilizer for his garden. He must be making a bomb!

phill4paul

11-22-2011, 05:26 PM

I heard that some guy just bought a jug of oil for his turkey, and a bag of fertilizer for his garden. He must be making a bomb!

Hear something. Say something!

ghengis86

11-22-2011, 05:57 PM

Threat Level "Golden Brown".

;)

And delicious

jason43

11-22-2011, 06:04 PM

Its stupid for the government to waste their time with this, but these things are dangerous. I had one boil over and light up once. Luckily I had it away from the house and had an extinguisher. It was a large fire and happened extremely fast though. Seems obvious, but make sure to take precautions when you use them.

flightlesskiwi

11-22-2011, 06:08 PM

Hear something. Say something!

See something, say something.
More cops, more stops.

*shudder*

nothing is untouched. not even tom turkey.

acptulsa

11-22-2011, 06:23 PM

flightlesskiwi

11-22-2011, 06:36 PM

Gee, I should have been watching television today. I'll just bet the Emergency Alert System broadcast was hilarious.

WARNING: The Surgeon General has determined that flaming peanut oil may be hazardous to your house!

FDA warning: flaming peanut oil has been shown to cause skin irritation, loss of hair, headaches and psychological problems. please talk with your doctor about the possible side effects before making the choice to use flaming peanut oil.

acptulsa

11-22-2011, 06:44 PM

FDA warning: flaming peanut oil has been shown to cause skin irritation, loss of hair, headaches and psychological problems. please talk with your doctor about the possible side effects before making the choice to use flaming peanut oil.

The Department of Agriculture has determined that causing your peanut oil to catch fire can result in smoke inhalation, severe burns, death and irritated relatives. The USDA recommends the use of corn oil, not because it is less flammable but because USDA Director Vilsack still has lots and lots of Monsanto stock.

flightlesskiwi

11-22-2011, 06:54 PM

The Department of Agriculture has determined that causing your peanut oil to catch fire can result in smoke inhalation, severe burns, death and irritated relatives. The USDA recommends the use of corn oil, not because it is less flammable but because USDA Director Vilsack still has lots and lots of Monsanto stock.

corn oil... Vilsack is like sheriff Roscoe and Monsanto is Boss Hog. them duke boys is us.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f3CFzahrRs

PreDeadMan

11-22-2011, 09:27 PM

If you deep fry a turkey you're a TERRORIST!.... you're osama bin GOBBLE GOBBLE

Danke

11-22-2011, 11:07 PM

I Twittered, I Facebooked, I emailed, I shared. Thanks everyone!

AFPVet

11-22-2011, 11:27 PM

This will probably save more lives than anything else they have done.

ROFLMAO! This is true!

GunnyFreedom

11-22-2011, 11:32 PM

dam terrorist turkeys ruinin our 'Merikan paytreeot hollerdays!

overcastpatriot

11-22-2011, 11:33 PM

Yes, the government is just conditioning you to fear everything. This is a follow-up to our wonderful corporations warning us about the dangers of Thanksgiving.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsNC-gnba18

Add to that NBC Nightly News warning us of the danger of..... canned goods.
http://video.msnbc.msn.com/nightly-news/45409281/#null

The lesson is clear. Don't do anything, ever, or you'll probably die.