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DamianTV
11-17-2011, 05:51 PM
http://idle.slashdot.org/story/11/11/17/2135243/toronto-school-bans-hard-balls


In an attempt to finally "think of the children," Earl Beatty Publid school has prohibited students from playing with balls after a "few serious incidents" in which students and staff were hit or almost hit by balls. From the article: "The happy days of kicking a ball around at recess ended Monday after students took home a letter advising that henceforth, no child could bring a soccer ball, football, volleyball or even tennis ball to the junior and senior school in the area of Coxwell and Danforth Aves." I assume all lunches will soon be taken via feeding tube to minimize choking hazards.


So when will the MLB start using NERF as its official baseball?

(edit: fixed title, removed strange number from it)

QueenB4Liberty
11-17-2011, 06:00 PM
wow I guess that kills extracurricular activities.

donnay
11-17-2011, 06:06 PM
The sisification of boys is definitely prevelant in the indoctrination unification centers (aka: Public schools). We used to play dodge ball and I am still alive to type this!!

Goodness gracious great BALLS of fire!!

eduardo89
11-17-2011, 06:07 PM
What about pucks?

Nate-ForLiberty
11-17-2011, 06:13 PM
The proper response:

"I have two hard balls attached to my scrotum, so I guess I won't be going to your school anymore."

- fin

Danke
11-17-2011, 07:15 PM
Balls are nothing but trouble.

donnay
11-17-2011, 07:25 PM
What about pucks?

Canadians and Hockey--you take their pucks away there might be a revolution! :D

Yep, there will be no fun of any kind!

DamianTV
11-17-2011, 07:27 PM
Canadians and Hockey--you take their pucks away there might be a revolution! :D

Yep, there will be no fun of any kind!

Meh, puck it!

james1906
11-17-2011, 10:19 PM
Hard Balls 148 sounds like a gay porn title. Either way, this thread is full of suck.