Presidential Candidates Explained Through Dungeons and Dragons Character Sheets

[ctiger2]

http://www.funnyordie.com/lists/e0cb0351f6/presidential-candidates-explained-through-dungeons-and-dragons-character-sheets

They really got Newt Gingrich pegged: Level 4 Subhuman Pseudo-Intellectual w/1 HP LOL!

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[SWATH]

Well at least Ron Paul is the highest level.

[Uriah]

LMAO! This is great. Maybe I should start up a campaign again. Well, after the Iowa caucus!!!

[UtahApocalypse]

Lol

[wizardwatson]

As a former D&D player myself, I call bullshit on the stats.

No way in hell Obama has 16 wisdom and 18 intelligence when RP only gets 13 & 16 respectively.

Obama should have maybe 15 intelligence and maybe 9 wisdom at the most. RP should have 18 for both wisdom and intelligence (which is the highest you can get for 3d6)

Anyway, obviously not done by a RP supporter. He shouldn't be a damn gnome. I'm thinking human with double class of wizard and paladin.

[Kords21]

I can't stop laughing at the depiction of Santorum. :D

[fisharmor]

Obama should have maybe 15 intelligence and maybe 9 wisdom at the most. RP should have 18 for both wisdom and intelligence (which is the highest you can get for 3d6)

Anyway, obviously not done by a RP supporter. He shouldn't be a damn gnome. I'm thinking human with double class of wizard and paladin.

No, this is the work of a straight leftist.
Note how Romney gets the only other high INT & WIS scores.
The only ones that got high scores are the ones that have some identifiable overlap with leftist positions.

(Sigh.... I think I have a moral responsibility to go home and boink my wife now.)

[Ranger29860]

I can't stop laughing at the depiction of Santorum. :D

lol skills:froth ..that is awsome

[AuH20]

Newt is much smarter than Obama. A leftist had to have written this. Newt is a borderline genius........................without any conviction or integrity.

[ctiger2]

Newt is much smarter than Obama. A leftist had to have written this. Newt is a borderline genius........................without any conviction or integrity.

Yea, Newt's a real fucking genius. I plan on voting for him too cause he's so damn brilliant. /S

[Aratus]

there is book learnin' and then there is D+D

[KevinR]

Hilarious!!!

[Aratus]

^:D^

[LibForestPaul]

too nerdy, needs to be moved.

[Aratus]

where?:D like into
Media Spin or :D
Opposing Candidates
where it would :D
be a very guilty
pleasure all told?:toady:

[Aratus]

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http://www.funnyordie.com/lists/e0cb0351f6/presidential-candidates-explained-through-dungeons-and-dragons-character-sheets

They really got Newt Gingrich pegged: Level 4 Subhuman Pseudo-Intellectual w/1 HP LOL!

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[Feeding the Abscess]

How'd they miss the obvious Huntsman/Wizard joke?

[FreedomProsperityPeace]

Berserker? There's nothing berserker-like about Dr. Paul. They should've made him a mage. Look at his equipment: books. His deity is Ayn Rand, not a war god. His top feat is uttering an arcane word.

[BuddyRey]

There's no way Obama is Neutral Good and Ron Paul is Lawful Neutral.

More like Lawful Neutral and Chaotic Good, respectively.

[1000-points-of-fright]

Ron's Constitution should be 20.

[lucent]

As a former D&D player myself, I call bullshit on the stats.

No way in hell Obama has 16 wisdom and 18 intelligence when RP only gets 13 & 16 respectively.

Obama should have maybe 15 intelligence and maybe 9 wisdom at the most. RP should have 18 for both wisdom and intelligence (which is the highest you can get for 3d6)

Anyway, obviously not done by a RP supporter. He shouldn't be a damn gnome. I'm thinking human with double class of wizard and paladin.

The common accepted equivalence for Intelligence is 1 point to 10 points of IQ. No way Obama has 150 IQ. He isn't smart. He is charismatic and thus can bluff it a lot of the time, but his antics have more than shown his lack of intelligence.

[pulp8721]

Sure he called in his newsletter MLK day "Hate Whitey Day", but hey, he wants to legalize drugs!


Jackasses! I'm sorry, but that really inflamed me!!

[BuddyRey]

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[cavalier973]

I actually would put Ron Paul's alignment as "Lawful Good"; "Law" != "Government". There's a higher law than the petty rules passed by gov't, and Ron pretty much adheres to that.
His wisdom and intelligent scores should definitely be higher. There also should have been something in there about his high stealth skill, because the freakin' MSM can't seem to ever notice him. I think he would probably be more like a paladin or cleric (healing powers, leader role) than a wizard, although he'd be smart enough for the latter profession.

Obama isn't lawful at all; he completely ignores the Constitution. Chaotic Neutral or Chaotic Evil, probably the latter. His INT and WIS scores should be low, but his CHA should be somewhere in the high 20's. Oh, and his class is the warlock; his pact is with the Chicago Machine.

[PierzStyx]

As a former D&D player myself, I call bullshit on the stats.

No way in hell Obama has 16 wisdom and 18 intelligence when RP only gets 13 & 16 respectively.

Obama should have maybe 15 intelligence and maybe 9 wisdom at the most. RP should have 18 for both wisdom and intelligence (which is the highest you can get for 3d6)

Anyway, obviously not done by a RP supporter. He shouldn't be a damn gnome. I'm thinking human with double class of wizard and paladin.

I can see the gnome. He is teh smallest guy running height wise. But the class is definitely off. I don't know if I'd say paladin. But wizard definitely fits. And yeah the person who made these is obviously an Obama shill. Notice Obama is teh only one who gets a good rating.

[PierzStyx]

Ron's Constitution should be 20.


I was think it should read "CON: THE Constitution" :D

[AdamT]

LOL Cain's ability scores are all 9s.