kylejack
10-18-2011, 05:45 PM
10/18/2011 Republican Debate Drinking Game
by kylejack
1. Newt Gingrich takes offense to (or takes issue with) the question: Take 2 drinks.
2. Cain mentions 9-9-9 Plan: Pound fist on coffee table and say “NEIN NEIN NEIN!” Take a small drink.
3. Anyone else mentions 9-9-9 Plan: Take 2 drinks.
4. Cain refers to Herman Cain in third-person: Eat slice of pizza.
5. Bachmann implies again that 9-9-9 Plan is Satanic and bears the mark of the upside-down Beast: Finish your drink.
6. Santorum seems angry: Throw any nearby object across the room.
7. Ron Paul mentions the Constitution: Raise your glass/bottle and say “The Constitution!” Take a drink.
8. Someone criticizes Mitt Romney and he chuckles nervously: Chuckle nervously and take a drink.
9. Rick Perry answers a non-jobs question by referring to his jobs record: Pay yourself $7.25 an hour and take a drink.
10. The crowd does something reprehensible (e.g. calling for the death of people without health insurance, booing a gay soldier, cheering hundreds of executions): Say “What the FUCK?!” and take a drink.
11. Take a drink only the first time any of the following terms are uttered: class warfare, job creators, Obamacare, Socialism/Socialist, Ponzi scheme
12. A candidate refers to America as “the greatest country in the world”: Take a drink and file for unemployment.
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by kylejack
1. Newt Gingrich takes offense to (or takes issue with) the question: Take 2 drinks.
2. Cain mentions 9-9-9 Plan: Pound fist on coffee table and say “NEIN NEIN NEIN!” Take a small drink.
3. Anyone else mentions 9-9-9 Plan: Take 2 drinks.
4. Cain refers to Herman Cain in third-person: Eat slice of pizza.
5. Bachmann implies again that 9-9-9 Plan is Satanic and bears the mark of the upside-down Beast: Finish your drink.
6. Santorum seems angry: Throw any nearby object across the room.
7. Ron Paul mentions the Constitution: Raise your glass/bottle and say “The Constitution!” Take a drink.
8. Someone criticizes Mitt Romney and he chuckles nervously: Chuckle nervously and take a drink.
9. Rick Perry answers a non-jobs question by referring to his jobs record: Pay yourself $7.25 an hour and take a drink.
10. The crowd does something reprehensible (e.g. calling for the death of people without health insurance, booing a gay soldier, cheering hundreds of executions): Say “What the FUCK?!” and take a drink.
11. Take a drink only the first time any of the following terms are uttered: class warfare, job creators, Obamacare, Socialism/Socialist, Ponzi scheme
12. A candidate refers to America as “the greatest country in the world”: Take a drink and file for unemployment.
http://wrttn.in/admin/7d1aca119936