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Anti Federalist
10-04-2011, 11:44 PM
On in the other room, Mrs. AF watching it, floating into my office.

That is all.

pauliticalfan
10-04-2011, 11:45 PM
I know he had some pretty nasty things to say about RP a few weeks ago.

This should only help us with conservative voters though who hate Maher and who we need.

amy31416
10-04-2011, 11:47 PM
He profits off his douchebaggery.

Anti Federalist
10-04-2011, 11:50 PM
He profits off his douchebaggery.

Being a douche pays. :-/

Nate-ForLiberty
10-04-2011, 11:52 PM
while the word "douche" is still pretty funny. It just doesn't work for this joke. So *edit*.

****head, worked. And was damn funny. Worthy of a rim shot.

amy31416
10-04-2011, 11:52 PM
Being a douche pays. :-/

I don't understand people who sell out so easily...or those who are allegedly intelligent, but just can't put the pieces together when they have the entire box of pieces sitting in front of them.

Anti Federalist
10-04-2011, 11:57 PM
not as much as receiving one.

Ahahahahah...oh...wait.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kPUNNw12UkU/TE-JrAEhipI/AAAAAAAAAEg/_QI9O4lNcxY/s320/mel-gibson-beard.jpg

Theocrat
10-05-2011, 12:17 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUYDt7kC3Z0

moderate libertarian
10-05-2011, 12:32 AM
He is, 100%.

COpatriot
10-05-2011, 12:41 AM
For every monologue he has that makes you stand up and applaud like the one where he eviscerates neocon think tanks like PNAC, he has about a half-dozen more that just make you shake your head.

NewRightLibertarian
10-05-2011, 12:53 AM
He's an evil, horrible man who sold out to Obama because of his skin color. He deserves the harshest penalty possible for his role in perpetrating totalitarian propaganda.

PierzStyx
10-05-2011, 02:06 AM
For every monologue he has that makes you stand up and applaud like the one where he eviscerates neocon think tanks like PNAC, he has about a half-dozen more that just make you shake your head.

And by "shake your head" you mean "stab him in the throat with a sharpened rusty spoon" right?

Wren
10-05-2011, 02:38 AM
He used to be tolerable back in the day, a decent comedian, but he's pandered so heavily to his socialist audience ever since Obama won that he's become the smug version of michael moore.

Eric21ND
10-05-2011, 03:02 AM
I wish they would have an intellectual conservative on the show instead of hacks.

wannaberocker
10-05-2011, 10:38 AM
I don't understand people who sell out so easily...or those who are allegedly intelligent, but just can't put the pieces together when they have the entire box of pieces sitting in front of them.

The key word being "Allegedly". Bill has never been intelligent and never will be intelligent. He is fast with words and he knows how to play word games and get cheap laughs. When he see his arguments going down hill, he will say "fuck, Cock or Pussy" and his audience will laugh and laugh. ie:

Bill: "i think we need to institute the draft".
Guest: "why do you want to force people into joining the military? are you against giving people the right to make their own choices?".
Bill: "Well fuck that cocksucker Dick Chaney sure needs to be drafted"
Audience: " YEAHHHHH HAHAHAHA AHAHHAHAA OOOAHAHHAHA".

Now my example was totally made up. But you get the point, hes just a word artist.

wannaberocker
10-05-2011, 10:39 AM
I wish they would have an intellectual conservative on the show instead of hacks.

That would make Bill look bad. The key for him is to look good and act like he knows what hes talking about. So they get intellectual light weights, so that Bill can look like the genious out of the bunch.

teacherone
10-05-2011, 11:09 AM
http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?238202-Bill-Maher-Total-Douche...

HOLLYWOOD
10-05-2011, 11:10 AM
His so-called Comedy Tour is awful... you can find it aired sometimes on HBO. Always the non-logic of one-sided rants

I can't believe he sells these theaters out, but it shows you the aptitude of the dumbed-down American public.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h0rSTRrQeQ

flightlesskiwi
10-05-2011, 11:16 AM
That would make Bill look bad. The key for him is to look good and act like he knows what hes talking about. So they get intellectual light weights, so that Bill can look like the genious out of the bunch.

look good as in be aesthetically pleasing? 'cause in that regard, he epically fails. the man has what i call a "moon face". all cratered up and resembles semi-firm cheese.

jkr
10-05-2011, 11:20 AM
look good as in be aesthetically pleasing? 'cause in that regard, he epically fails. the man has what i call a "moon face". all cratered up and resembles semi-firm cheese.

i like Roquefort!

COpatriot
10-05-2011, 11:35 AM
Maher's brightest shining moment:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcJohfS4vTQ