acptulsa
09-18-2011, 02:30 PM
Just look at what has become of us! We've refined our responses to the same old, tired criticism! We've gained so much attention that when we criticize 'news' outlets A, B and C in the morning for not covering a straw poll Dr. Paul pwned, outlets D and E are sure to cover it in the afternoon! We're getting so much traffic across the website we actually have to watch what we say!
We've put our man's name on so many lips that out-of-the-box ideas like blimps are considered unnecessary! We're getting so many crossover voters interested in the G.O.P. primaries that we're discussing how to win one group without offending the other! We have so discredited the MIA's pet MSM that we can sit back and laugh about it!
Where's the spark? Where's the fire? Where's that indefinable spirit of abject desperation that had us so very energized four years ago? What has popularizing so many of our wild and whacky ideas that three quarters of the G.O.P. field or more are stealing them and pretending they're their own done to us?
The country is adapting to our wisdom to such a degree that we're actually going to have to adapt to frontrunner status!! Who could have predicted such a calamity?!
My advice is simple: PANIC!!
We've put our man's name on so many lips that out-of-the-box ideas like blimps are considered unnecessary! We're getting so many crossover voters interested in the G.O.P. primaries that we're discussing how to win one group without offending the other! We have so discredited the MIA's pet MSM that we can sit back and laugh about it!
Where's the spark? Where's the fire? Where's that indefinable spirit of abject desperation that had us so very energized four years ago? What has popularizing so many of our wild and whacky ideas that three quarters of the G.O.P. field or more are stealing them and pretending they're their own done to us?
The country is adapting to our wisdom to such a degree that we're actually going to have to adapt to frontrunner status!! Who could have predicted such a calamity?!
My advice is simple: PANIC!!