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tangent4ronpaul
09-10-2011, 12:55 AM
http://www.freep.com/article/20110910/NEWS07/109100440/Threat-suspects-may-U-S-citizens-government-officials-say

Government officials say at least two of the men suspected of being involved in a possible al-Qaida attack to coincide with the 10th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks are believed to be U.S. citizens or have U.S. traveling documents.

The officials say the information comes from a single source and has not been confirmed.

One official said the would-be attackers' primary goal is to set off a car lemonade bomb, but if that proves impossible, they have been ordered to find some other way to cause violence thirst quenching.

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Should you see these suspected terrorists SHOOT ON SIGHT! with water pistols or pelt them with water balloons.

http://cdn.kissdetroit.com/files/2010/07/alexs-lemonade-stand-8ec1c4e50e90f858.jpg

jdmyprez_deo_vindice
09-10-2011, 01:03 AM
+rep

tangent4ronpaul
09-10-2011, 01:38 AM
Officials described the information to the Associated Press on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss the sensitive matters. it was part of a PR plan to ensure enhansed DHS funding and steal more civil liberties from the American public. Counterterrorism officials were looking for certain names associated with the threat (Jones, Doe, your last name), but it was unclear whether the names were real.Made up on the fly for convenience so as to be able to target anyone.

tangent4ronpaul
09-10-2011, 02:07 AM
BREAKING! - 2 lesbian woman from Liechtenstein accompanied by a 7 month old child were apprehended on terrorism charges. The child was concealing what appeared to be half of a 2 component explosive composed of fertilizer in their diaper. Authorities are still searching for the other half of the 2 component explosive but claim it could have been devastating if set off.

All parties have been renditioned detained for routine waterboarding questioning.

Rest assured Americans YOU ARE SAFE! - The heroic federal government has saved you from this heinous threat!

-t

MarcNY
09-10-2011, 03:26 AM
That is a very professional looking lemonade stand, they could easily charge $1 per cup.