Someone needs to make this political cartoon

[Matthew Zak]

A tiny little tug boat is pulling a HUGE boat.

The tug boat is named "Ron Paul". The huge boat is named "The GOP".

Or some variation of this. :)

[Matthew Zak]

Better yet, the huge GOP boat is dead in the water and people on that boat are murmuring about it.

The tiny little Ron Paul tug boat is near by and the people on the GOP boat are saying, "No, not him!" even though he's the ONLY option.