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raiha
08-14-2011, 03:38 AM
It would be funny if it wasn't true:

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/bachmann-wins-ames-straw-poll-29-vote-ron-paul-takes-second-28


As for Paul...

Paul's showing caps off an effort of almost five years, dating back to his first bid for the Republican nomination way back in 2007, when he started to assemble the vast grassroots organization that propelled him to victory in today's straw poll.



He made a midday speech to straw poll participants that was heavy on playing up the Texas congressman's opposition to abortion rights; he also emphasized his opposition to the war in Iraq and criticism of U.S. monetary policy — views that tend to place him outside of the Republican mainstream.



Paul's finish Ames makes Paul's candidacy look less like a longshot, and more like a realistic possibility. The straw poll is a good, if imperfect, indicator of Republicans choice to win next February's caucuses, and Paul's finish on Saturday makes it seem increasingly plausible that he could win those contests.

Of course, if Paul were to eventually become president, we would advise him to not come within 100 miles of any school book depositories. Also to avoid prepared food, theaters, public speeches, pope mobiles (in fact any form of transportation that goes over 15 mph), to run like the wind from any and all hot tubs, jacuzzis, swimming pools, and baths, and in general to conduct his long overdue gold standard policy from a bunker several miles underground if possible.

Alas, this may all be just a tad optimistic.

BUSHLIED
08-14-2011, 03:47 AM
Damn straight. He should build a bunker under the WH and stay there...Ron is going to put a stop to the devastating corruption in Congress and the looting of the American people. He would have more than 1 person pointing a target on his head for sure. He knows what he is doing, the man has balls of steel!!!

sailingaway
08-14-2011, 03:57 AM
Thanks. That is sort of only half funny, you're right. I guess my own tongue in cheek advice would be to move the White House to Texas or somewhere else where wholesome people carry guns, so he'd have more protection from anyone wanting to do him harm.