Use the banks' money to adverstise for Ron Paul

[limequat]

1) Start with one postage paid envelope included in one of billions of credit card applications.

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2) Add one (1) Ron Paul flyer scrounged from RPF and art supplies

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3) Insert flyer into postage paid envelope

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4) Decorate envelope

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5) Insert direct mail advertisement into mailbox

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6) Cue Federal worker to retreive direct mailer and deliver to bankster for free. No need to leave home, or even put on shoes.

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7) Enjoy putting the establisment to work for you

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[limequat]

Awesome is awesome.
* The banks have to pay postage.
* Any number of mail carriers will be forced to look at your decoration. It's their job!
* At least one data entry clerk at the bank will have to look at your flyer. It's their job!
* The post office makes money. You're helping to keep the government in the black. What a patriot you are!

[JackieDan]

Brilliant idea!!! :)

[Travlyr]

Excellent Idea! :D

[rockandrollsouls]

Clever and funny. Best buy marketing, now this :D

I can't help but wonder if they would effect your accounts by doing this, though. Those envelopes have customer locator codes on them.

[limequat]

Clever and funny. Best buy marketing, now this :D

I can't help but wonder if they would effect your accounts by doing this, though. Those envelopes have customer locator codes on them.

I have no accounts with them. I assume the person that opens it will open, look, and throw it away. If they retaliate, that means it's effective :)

[libertarian4321]

Clever and funny. Best buy marketing, now this :D

I can't help but wonder if they would effect your accounts by doing this, though. Those envelopes have customer locator codes on them.

How, exactly, would this "affect your accounts?"

I do roughly the same thing with my junk mail and my accounts are fine.

I would, however, recommend that you include whatever ad/form they sent you with a polite "No, Thanks!" written across it.

That way, you look like you are politely responding to their mailing, and you still get to send Ron Paul materials without looking like you are trying to screw with them (if you piss the worker who opens the mail off, he is less likely to react positively to your inserted material).

Ron Paul Slim Jims work perfectly as inserts, btw.