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Romulus
07-28-2011, 05:38 PM
My brother and his wife took a little work trip to Las Vegas and I had to ask him if he opted for the rub down or the microwave scanner?

He said "both". What!?

A little back story.. my brother and his wife are almost full on Neocons, but he replied, "Yep, both"... You know, they (terrorists) want to attack Las Vegas (what.. why? lol) so he said they did both. And that they really "grab you sack" and he chuckled. Like its all a game. Mind you he has 2 kids. And he said they got both at the Las Vegas airport boarding the plane home..

So yes, I stopped flying and I certainly have no further plans to, but I am wondering if this is the new standard? Are flyers getting both treatments? What happened to 'opt out'? Too many 'opt outers' so they just do both?

Anti Federalist
07-28-2011, 05:44 PM
My brother and his wife took a little work trip to Las Vegas and I had to ask him if he opted for the rub down or the microwave scanner?

He said "both". What!?

A little back story.. my brother and his wife are almost full on Neocons, but he replied, "Yep, both"... You know, they (terrorists) want to attack Las Vegas (what.. why? lol) so he said they did both. And that they really "grab you sack" and he chuckled. Like its all a game. Mind you he has 2 kids. And he said they got both at the Las Vegas airport boarding the plane home..

So yes, I stopped flying and I certainly have no further plans to, but I am wondering if this is the new standard? Are flyers getting both treatments? What happened to 'opt out'? Too many 'opt outers' so they just do both?

Even if you go through the porno scanner, if there is anything on your body that looks "suspicious" you will get groped in addition to that.

It's a game some TSA pervert is looking at naked pictures of his young kids?

Sick...

They must both be big Obama fans, right?

Romulus
07-28-2011, 05:50 PM
Even if you go through the porno scanner, if there is anything on your body that looks "suspicious" you will get groped in addition to that.

It's a game some TSA pervert is looking at naked pictures of his young kids?

Sick...

They must both be big Obama fans, right?

No - Bush lovers.

I'm going to ask if they were doing that to everyone? I think he said they were...

Behavior ID coming
http://www.politico.com/blogs/joshgerstein/0711/TSA_readying_new_behavior_detection_plan_for_airpo rt_checkpoints.html

AFPVet
07-28-2011, 06:12 PM
Gotta love those neoconservatives.... They'll just keep drinking their fluoride. Seriously though... I hope they wake up.

Carehn
07-28-2011, 06:16 PM
He will be so happy to learn about the safe camp they have in the making for him. True patriots love the safe camp.

DamianTV
07-28-2011, 07:09 PM
No - Bush lovers.

I'm going to ask if they were doing that to everyone? I think he said they were...

Behavior ID coming
http://www.politico.com/blogs/joshgerstein/0711/TSA_readying_new_behavior_detection_plan_for_airpo rt_checkpoints.html

If this is true, then every White Middle Class (or used to be) Male on the planet will be considered to be a Terrorist.

TheViper
07-28-2011, 07:10 PM
If this is true, then every White Middle Class (or used to be) Male on the planet will be considered to be a Terrorist.

You mean we're not already?

Eryxis
07-28-2011, 08:59 PM
I, but just got back from vegas, and got neither patted down, and nor porno scanned. However, I intentionally avoided them, and just choose the right line and you don't get your junk touched.

Romulus
07-28-2011, 09:26 PM
I, but just got back from vegas, and got neither patted down, and nor porno scanned. However, I intentionally avoided them, and just choose the right line and you don't get your junk touched.

Interesting... how do you go about choosing the 'right' line?

Eryxis
07-28-2011, 09:46 PM
I get in the line with no scanners, and just metal detectors.

brushfire
07-28-2011, 09:53 PM
Someone with a banana hammock and some quick/strip trousers really needs to go through the TSA - Jacka$$ style.
Put them feet on the foot prints, and then rip those slacks off... Boldly yell "Go ahead - touch my monkey"... Then break into dance.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHZR9SA5pOg

Get rid of the TSA sh!t already...

showpan
07-28-2011, 10:22 PM
I recently sent my children to their grandmothers in NC. My wife and I escorted them to their terminal so we went through TSA 3 times since the first time we ended up missing the flight because we were stuck at Delta's desk for over an hour. The first time, my wife was picked out and they searched her shoes more carefully adding to our missed flight...lol...I was only asked to remove my ball cap and the girl searched it pretty well. The second time I was herded into the body scan line and they were not. They freaked out more than me...I'm not really shy...lol...At no time did anyone pat us down though.