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knarf
07-25-2011, 07:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoS52fVtVQM

TheViper
07-25-2011, 08:12 PM
Not bad. Should be number 1 on the Billboard political charts.

knarf
07-26-2011, 02:35 AM
yeah

Matt Collins
06-14-2013, 12:45 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SegAoSpHJck&feature=youtu.be

Occam's Banana
06-14-2013, 12:58 PM
Remy = genius

Thor
07-02-2013, 02:27 PM
Too funny!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1weRo8uWA0

ladyjade3
07-02-2013, 02:30 PM
Remy is awesome.

Occam's Banana
07-02-2013, 05:55 PM
Remy kicks ass. My favorite Remy vids:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWloySIHcvg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWloySIHcvg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBSnWlpTPSk


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBSnWlpTPSk

Thor
07-03-2013, 12:18 AM
Remy kicks ass. My favorite Remy vids:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWloySIHcvg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWloySIHcvg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBSnWlpTPSk


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBSnWlpTPSk

Good stuff, thx!

Occam's Banana
07-03-2013, 01:01 AM
Here's another good one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoS52fVtVQM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoS52fVtVQM

Thor
07-03-2013, 10:17 AM
bump

jkr
07-03-2013, 10:46 AM
this dude is awesome!

so much win!

youngbuck
07-03-2013, 12:33 PM
Hahaha, good stuff.

Thor
07-04-2013, 08:19 AM
bump for the 4th!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1weRo8uWA0

paulbot24
07-04-2013, 09:17 AM
Raise the debt ceilling is hilarious. "Our debt is more unsustainable than my rap career!" I love the "FED LIFE" graffiti on the wall behind him.:D

juleswin
07-04-2013, 09:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7dFyaq-pYc

"How is he going to get access to cough drops if we don't make someone else buy it for him?"

That line gets me all the time but the majority of the liberals believe this for birth control

Occam's Banana
07-04-2013, 09:43 AM
Raise the debt ceilling is hilarious. "Our debt is more unsustainable than my rap career!" I love the "FED LIFE" graffiti on the wall behind him.:D

♫ ♩ Printin' the cash, inflatin' the money, callin' up China, "Hey, yo, we straight outta twenties!" ♪ ♬

The sad thing is, I'll bet a lot of clueless idiots actually think Remy is advocating for raising the debt ceiling ...

paulbot24
07-04-2013, 09:49 AM
♫ ♩ Printin' the cash, inflatin' the money, callin' up China, "Hey, yo, we straight outta twenties!" ♪ ♬

The sad thing is, I'll bet a lot of clueless idiots actually think Remy is advocating for raising the debt ceiling ...

Word.

Thor
07-31-2013, 03:09 PM
Another funny song by Remy!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUYqc5m9Exk

Thor
07-31-2013, 08:11 PM
bump that Weiner for fun!

Root
07-31-2013, 09:46 PM
Made me laugh tonight, shared. +rep

Occam's Banana
02-13-2014, 04:23 PM
This is dedicated to Mitch McConnell, John Cornyn & all the other gutless wonders & mealy-mouthed hypocrites in the Republican party:

Remy: Raise the Debt Ceiling Rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoS52fVtVQM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoS52fVtVQM

(CHORUS)
Raise da debt ceiling! Raise da debt ceiling!
Raise da debt ceiling! Raise da debt ceiling!
Raise da debt ceiling! Raise da debt ceiling!
Raise da debt ceiling! Raise da debt ceiling!

Fourteen trillion in debt, but yo we ain't got no qualms
Droppin' hundred dollar bills and billion dollar bombs

Spendin' money we don't have, that's the name of the game
They call me cumulonimbus because you know I make it rain

Drive all kinds of cars, got all kinds of whips
People ask me how I get 'em, I tell 'em "stimulus"

Social Security surplus? Oh, guess what? It's gone!
Got my hands on everything, like Dominique Strauss-Kahn

Ain't got no Medicare trust fund, son, that's just absurd
Spendin' every single penny that we see, son, have you heard?

Ain't got no moral objections, ain't got no kind of complaints
Ain't got no quantitative statutory budget restraints

[CHORUS]

All up in the Fed and we livin' in style
Spendin' lots of money while we sippin' Cristal

Still makin' it rain, and yeah it be so pleasin'
Did I say make it rain? I mean quantitative easin'!

QE1, QE2, QE4, QE3
Droppin' IOUs in every fund that I see

Printin' the cash, inflatin' the monies
Callin' up China, "Hey, yo, we straight outta twenties!"

All up in the club we be loudin' out
While in the market, yeah, we be crowdin' out

On the beach gettin' tan and sipping Corona
I got a monetary plan and it involves a lotta toner

[CHORUS]

So if you look at the chart and you examine the trend
We borrow forty cents of every single dollar we spend

And non-discretionary spending increases every day
Do you have a comment for Committee? "I make it rain"

Mr. Speaker, Mr. Speaker, could you beam me up?
A Congressperson cutting spending? Couldn't dream me up!

But we're all gonna default if we follow the road
You know, I coulda thought of this fourteen trillion dollars ago

'Coz I'm the king of the links, I'm a menace at tennis
I'm stickin' spinnaz on my rims pickin' winnaz in bidness

So if you lookin' for some cash 'coz things are gettin' heavy
I got some big ol' piles of money - guess what? They shovel ready

[CHORUS]

orenbus
09-21-2014, 01:48 PM
The administration debates various plans to cripple ISIS.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ubVNtpWFiU

Occam's Banana
11-21-2014, 09:08 PM
The administration debates various plans to cripple ISIS ...

Remy: ISIS Crisis (The Rap)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ubVNtpWFiU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ubVNtpWFiU

These ideas so far are nothing to tout
and I don't mean to single anybody out
But we must pick a weapon to deal with this crisis
and it can't be "an elevator full of Ray Rices (http://www.tmz.com/category/ray-rice-elevator-video/)"

Well there's one bomb we have, it causes mass blindness
The downside of which is it could blind the pilot
We'd need someone to drop it and turn quickly as well
Who could look the other way that quickly? Roger Goodell (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/09/17/silence-on-peterson-could-hurt-commissioner-more-than-rice-case/)?

Look this isn't a game, they're brutal and brash
their business is booming, they're stockpiling cash
It's gotta be potent, it's gotta be big
and, no, it can't be "Adrian Peterson and a twig (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/09/15/adrian-peterson-i-am-not-a-child-abuser/)"

Well if crippling growth and freedom's the plan
this weapon here is the worst known to man
Obamacare (http://reason.com/tags/obamacare), hmm, I have apprehension
Seems cruel, let me check the Geneva Convention

The debt would crush 'em sir, I assure you I know man
it is a weapons-grade entitlement program
Another plan, and I tell you I'm into this
We come in from the north and we hit them with stimulus (http://reason.com/blog/2011/12/08/why-obamas-stimulus-failed-a-case-study)

No, something traditional, a bomber, a pilot
a -- we get it, Neil, NFL players are violent --
Like an EMP to destroy all their C: drives
Hmm, we could send IRS' top IT guys (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KohtsEmWY2w)

Look, the terrorists there are killing their kin
We should ban guns there (http://reason.com/tags/gun-control), they'll turn their guns in
They're not paying taxes, their growth is unstrained
Have you guys considered doing a hashtag campaign (http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2012/nov/29/obama-white-house-hashtag-wars)?

They're hitting oil, they're making a killing
we'd stop their growth if we could curb their drilling
Which weapon to do so? They all sound enticing
I say we ... aaah, heck, let's just do the Ray Rice thing

CaptUSA
08-07-2015, 06:22 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihepXFIYulA

Favorite line: "When God opens a window, He closes a bridge." :D

CaptUSA
08-29-2016, 08:10 PM
Enjoy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX2uR-KqD8o

fedupinmo
08-29-2016, 09:07 PM
Like!

specsaregood
08-29-2016, 09:09 PM
worth watching, hell I might even share it

puppetmaster
08-29-2016, 09:48 PM
Cute

CaptUSA
08-30-2016, 07:09 AM
Bump.

This certainly explains why we have the candidates that we do.

Nice one, Remy.

Suzanimal
08-30-2016, 07:13 AM
Remy nails it.

Root
08-30-2016, 07:49 AM
Subtle and funny. 5 stars

EBounding
08-30-2016, 08:06 AM
"Josh Duggar is in the studio"

LOL

CaptUSA
08-30-2016, 08:23 AM
"Josh Duggar is in the studio"

LOL

Yeah, you gotta watch it a few times to catch all the references... (Fareed Zakaria, cut and paste.) (uses thumbs on little hands to thumb his nose at Littleton man.)

Thor
08-30-2016, 08:13 PM
well done and accurate.

RJ Liberty
08-30-2016, 09:09 PM
That was awesome!

CaptUSA
11-15-2016, 02:27 PM
Hits it out of the park! :D


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOXol8TBaYs

CaptUSA
03-10-2017, 01:16 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P843ju6YYI4

fedupinmo
03-10-2017, 02:18 PM
Awesome sequel.

Keith and stuff
03-11-2017, 12:44 AM
Great stuff. Thanks for posting. + Rep

RJB
06-28-2017, 06:12 PM
FROM THREAD: You just want people to die

My Honorable Senator from North Carolina, The Republican Max Hyperbole made the video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXWhbUUE4ko

CaptUSA
12-21-2017, 01:03 PM
FROM THREAD: Remy: Bitcoin Billionaire

This is great. Enjoy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG7zLhEWanc

Occam's Banana
12-21-2017, 05:31 PM
FROM THREAD: Remy: Bitcoin Billionaire


uhoh, triggered.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynO-bqU6tUk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynO-bqU6tUk

specsaregood
03-08-2018, 10:36 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2u01ngQSTM

fedupinmo
03-08-2018, 08:41 PM
I wish he would skip the subtitles.

CaptUSA
10-03-2018, 07:07 PM
:D


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw7PUrgU3N0

nikcers
10-03-2018, 07:36 PM
related:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n17_EPF8dwo

Anti Globalist
10-03-2018, 08:03 PM
I love bananas.

CaptUSA
10-05-2018, 01:27 PM
Ha! Rand just posted this Remy vid. Wonder if it’s simple enough to get a Trump listen?

juleswin
10-11-2018, 08:47 AM
:D


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw7PUrgU3N0

Love the video, the beats, the lyrics etc. But I have to say that it is a bit disingenuous to compare Steel production and bananas. For one, one requires adequate weather to produces where some countries just have natural advantages over other countries. For steel, if you have the ore then you need to cultivate the industry either through private investment or public one. This is a skill that comes with practice and investment.

Dunno if this scheme will work but I know that to bring back steel manufacturing in this country, it will take time and early loses for you to do that. Also, my guess is also regulation changes (dunno which one but easing govt regs 9 out of 10 times helps businesses prosper)

shakey1
10-11-2018, 09:57 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OgYqN0C7js

Krugminator2
02-02-2019, 05:05 PM
FROM THREAD: Remy/Venezuela


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=violABv826U

Pretty good. Pretty, pretty good.

Matt Collins
12-04-2020, 06:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc8THxze3h0

Contumacious
12-04-2020, 07:01 PM
It is up to Libertarians to work within the Republican Party and make it happen.

Let me explain

In the early 1900's socialists calling themselves "progressive democrats" were instrumental in convincing Democrats into incrementally adopting socialist measures .

They were following Karl Marx's recommendation in the Communist Manifesto:

"The proletariat will use its political supremacy to wrest, by degree, all capital from the bourgeoisie, to centralize all instruments of production in the hands of the state…"

We need to turn that around into

The Libertarian will use its political supremacy to wrest by, degree, all capital from the central state and to distribute all instruments of production into private entrepreneurs"

We must.

.

Brian4Liberty
12-04-2020, 07:18 PM
Is it just me, or does Remy look like Josto Fadda when he has the mustache?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FyAF3Jt09k

belian78
12-04-2020, 08:23 PM
What does all that matter when we head for a world of one digital currency? Our political system is nothing more than a distraction at this point.

Occam's Banana
01-15-2021, 09:18 PM
Remy: It Wasn't Me (Shaggy Parody)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlAoL2NPac8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlAoL2NPac8

Remy socially distances from his own executive orders.

Anti Globalist
01-15-2021, 09:19 PM
Remy deserves to be a national treasure.

CaptUSA
04-29-2021, 11:34 AM
FROM THREAD: There Is Now A Dogecoin Billionaire Worth $15BN


Reminds me of the last part of Remy's "Bitcoin Billionaire". :D

Oh, this one is just as good!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbI31x3FpS0

Occam's Banana
08-08-2022, 03:32 PM
FROM THREAD: Dems To Make IRS Larger Than Pentagon, State Department, FBI, and Border Patrol COMBINED


But according to Democrat Sen. Ben Cardin (Md.), you have nothing to fear — if you have nothing to hide.

“If there’s no reason to be fearful, and if you paid your taxes and if you complied with our laws, you should want to make sure everyone else does that,” Cardin said on Fox News Sunday.

Yeah, that's right!

I mean, think about it.

What are the chances ... ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KohtsEmWY2w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KohtsEmWY2w

Occam's Banana
12-15-2022, 05:29 PM
FROM THREAD: Toxic mine water accidentally released by EPA in Colorado river flows south

“Gold Mine Colossal Mess” (A Cautionary Carol About EPA Incompetence We Hope Yule Love)
On the morning of August 5, 2015, the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) breached the Gold King Mine in Silverton, CO without taking proper precautions. Within minutes EPA triggered a massive blowout that released toxic sludge onto the private property below and into the waterways downstream. Shortly after EPA's deliberate environmental disaster, they constructed a $2.3 million dollar water treatment facility on a concrete slab of Todd Hennis’s property refusing to pay him anything for the privilege.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CTNdleabDQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CTNdleabDQ

Anti Federalist
12-15-2022, 05:42 PM
“Gold Mine Colossal Mess” (A Cautionary Carol About EPA Incompetence We Hope Yule Love)
On the morning of August 5, 2015, the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) breached the Gold King Mine in Silverton, CO without taking proper precautions. Within minutes EPA triggered a massive blowout that released toxic sludge onto the private property below and into the waterways downstream. Shortly after EPA's deliberate environmental disaster, they constructed a $2.3 million dollar water treatment facility on a concrete slab of Todd Hennis’s property refusing to pay him anything for the privilege.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CTNdleabDQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CTNdleabDQ

I love Remy's parodies.

Is he no longer with (T)Reason mag?

Occam's Banana
12-15-2022, 07:02 PM
I love Remy's parodies.

Is he no longer with (T)Reason mag?

Yeah, he's still doing stuff for them, too.

Here's one that was released just last week:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWc6DOYQPbU

CaptUSA
03-03-2023, 12:56 PM
FROM THREAD: USAF shoots down 'high-altitude' unidentified object over Alaska


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbOKxSnsoIQ

Matt Collins
05-13-2023, 02:26 PM
FROM THREAD: U.S. waives Jones Act to help get fuel to Northeast

(also in: Let's straighten out this Jones Act thing)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9-qPrOE_VM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9-qPrOE_VM

Matt Collins
12-22-2023, 12:02 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrof3Rf3_L8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrof3Rf3_L8

Occam's Banana
12-23-2023, 03:00 AM
TIL Remy has an entire YouTube channel (https://www.youtube.com/@MTGRemy) devoted just to Magic: The Gathering parody songs (https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLt3HR7cu4NMNUoQx1q5ullRMW-ZwosuNl) and MTGRemy ("]skits/sketches[/URL].


MTG: The Rap (2012)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l1dN6SEZEE
{https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l1dN6SEZEE[/video]
Lyrics:I got my black backpack
and I'm ready to roll
with my crew, everybody
yeah, it's out of control

got an itch, I'm-a scratch it
it's gonna be tragic
I got a big ol' hankering
aw yeah, for playing some Magic

so I'm busting out my cards
gonna make me some decks
You gonna pack them full of spells?
Baby, what you expect??

Got my dice, got my sleeves
got my life count meter
you talk to any girls today? No.
Me neither

I'm a Planeswalker
oh, a master of sorcery
a Lightning Bolt to the dome
if you ever come close to me

try me in a battle
and I won't be worse
you're messing with
the baddest mother in the multiverse

Mono red, mono black
blue control, stompy greeny
gonna take you down
my strategy's white weenie

tapping all my mana
I pay the entwine
you've never seen a mystic wizard
casting spells sweet as mine

but I only tap plains
ain't nobody can touch me
I like white weenie so much
they call me Jerry Sandusky

you fellas want to
play this other game
the cards are kinda smaller,
I can grab it?

Nah, son!
we're playing Magic!

up at work
man, I'm clamoring
when I'm speakin' in my sleep
and when I'm stammering

when I'm thinkin' in the sink
and when I'm lathering
all I'm thinking about is playing
Magic the Gathering!

starting up a new game
I'm a roll my D20
gonna play first, aw yeah
it's gonna be money

Draw seven cards
and I look at my hand
I'm like a Palestinian
I ain't got no land!

Peel six cards
hand looks alright
look at Carl Icahn
looking for a proxy fight

What, I can't use proxies?
No, you can't. Well why can't I?
Because unlike the state of Georgia
you ain't got a Savannah

Rampant Growth, Rampant Growth
dropping lands like a fool
accelerating into trees
like Oksana Bayoul

because my deck straight features
big fat creatures
turn them sideways and then
I'm gonna beat ya

What you playing? Tribal Cats.
Man, that deck's lookin' stupid
you should call it kitty litter--
all you're doing is scooping

Switching to Fish
you're about to get bent
I thought you only played white, Remy
yeah, but it's Lent

Looking to buy?
Well then guy, I be your man
I'm your one stop shop
when it comes to contraband

collectible foils
best check on your eyelids
so many $10 cards
you'd think that this was Papyrus

Got any Standard rares?
Give this a quality good look
it's got more Type II
than a Paula Dean cookbook

I don't see any counterspells
my supplies are scary
need so much permission, man
you'd think I was married

Attack phase!
I'm using the stack and
go 187
all up on your dragon

Attacking!
Wait, how'd that dude get bigger?
You're like Plaxico Burress--
you don't understand triggers

Think I'll be defeated?
Better check your sobriety
The only thing that I ain't beaten
is my social anxiety

Drop a Serra Angel
and I'm moving fast
Tap my mana
THEN I TAP DA--oh wait.
It's Vigilant.
Sorry.
8,675,309 (MTG Parody)
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKAgGQbX8Gw
{MTGRemy (https://www.youtube.com/@MTGRemy) | 08 April 2020}

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKAgGQbX8Gw
Lyrics:Kenny, Kenny, it is my turn two
A tiny creature’s all I have to hold on to
But this 1/1’s not like the others before
cuz it’s Electrostatic Pummeler

Kenny, I got this number
Energy? 69
So how much damage am I taking?

8,675,309
8,675,309?
8,675,309
8,675,309

Penny/Penny, you’re the card for me
You’re just a 1/1 but you make me so happy
I had you in hand before but I lost my nerve
I tried to hard-cast you later but I was Abjured

Kenny, I got this number
Energy? 69
I can block this time!
Fling?
Shoot.

8,675,309
8,675,309?
8,675,309
8,675,309
Wake Me Up Before You Combo (MTG Parody)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nwtHai3fMc
{MTGRemy (https://www.youtube.com/@MTGRemy) | 20 May 2020}

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nwtHai3fMc
Lyrics:8 o’clock…9 o’clock…
10 o’clock… 11 o’clock…

You put the trigger onto the stack
You keep priority, you don’t go to attacks
Your draw step goes on for days
I watched an episode of Friends in your pre-combat main phase

Teferi’s bothering me, something’s not right
I ain’t played a card since what seems like last night
I should be scooping, probably dead
But you might not have it, so how about instead?

Wake me up before you combo
I just need to know that it’s not a nonbo
Wake me up before you combo
I hope I’m still alive when I die

Wake me up before you combo
Because you just found a cure for insomnia
Wake me up before you combo
Wake me up when I die
Wait, I forgot to scry

I want to jump off that balcony
Yeah those tendrils ain’t the only ones in agony
Manamorphose, I get the gist
You got more Gifts Ungiven than the naughty list

Your turn’s so long, wish it went way faster
You Sneak and Show like a subway flasher
Your storm count’s ticking up so high
An Hour of Eternity? That sounds about right…

Wake me up before you combo
I just need to make sure it’s not a nonbo
Wake me up before you combo
I hope I’m still alive when I die

Wake me up before you combo
Because you just found a cure for insomnia
Wake me up before you combo
Wake me up when I die
And also please subscribe…
I'm a B*tch (MTG Parody)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVVMq02cGB8
{MTGRemy (https://www.youtube.com/@MTGRemy) | 27 July 2022}

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVVMq02cGB8
Lyrics:Victim of Night your creature
It’s a Changeling
Huh?

You hate the world today
You tried to target me but guess what?
I can change (Your cards talk?)

I can understand how you’d be so confused
I’m a blue creature, it’s true
But I’m a little bit of everything all rolled into one

I’m a witch, I’m a soldier
I’m a child, I’m a mother
I’m a sliver I’m a saint
Changelings are everything

I’m an elf, an efreet
And a vampire too, it seems
You know I wouldn’t want it any other way

So here’s a heart-to-heart
Before you target me maybe re-read the card
Cuz when you’re playing all those sorceries and instants
And you’re building up your Thing
When you finally get to flip it
The effect won’t do a thing

Cuz I’m a fish, I’m a dragon
I’m a nymph, I’m a wagon
I’m a dingus, I’m a drake
Both hatched and an egg

I’m an elk, I’m a leech
Everything in between
You know I wouldn’t want it any other way

Just when you think you’ve got me figured out
My subtype’s already changing
I could be a bee, could be a rose
Yes, I pollenate me

I’m a beast, I’m a bringer
I’m a priest, I’m a stinger
I’m a spirit, I’m a geese
A cleric and deceased

I’m a djinn, a faerie
You won’t be tapping me
You know I wouldn’t want it any other way

I’m an imp
I’m a tree
An enchantress on some leaves
Maybe you should use another
I’m an angel undercover

How about a big board wipe?
I’m no longer alive
You know I wouldn’t want it any other way
We Didn't Start the Fire (MTG Parody)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaiUUitZbns
{MTGRemy (https://www.youtube.com/@MTGRemy) | 15 March 2023}

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaiUUitZbns
Lyrics:Lighting Bolt, Reckless Rage, Tarfire, Aggravate
Flash Conscription, Lightning Riddle, Roast and Vertigo
Kaminari, this Ignition, Fiery Temper, Burn from Within
Pyrotechnics, Pyrohelix, Char and Demon Bolt

Voltage Surge, Grapeshot, Burn Away, Chaos Charm
Bring Low, the Fling and I, Shrapnel Blast, Artillerize
Meteor Shower, Browbeat, Strangle and Unholy Heat
Blazing Salvo, Lightning Volley, Spikefield Hazzard, Thud, Fry

We got a lot of fire
It’s a lot of burning and a bit concerning
We got a lot of fire
Your cards could be flaming if we get to trading

Boulderfall and Aftershock, Outnumber and Lava Dart
Bombard, Swelter, Unleash Shell and Sizzling Barrage
Flame Cone, Firestorm, Beacon of Destruction
Skred, Melt Through, Brawl, Rock Slide, Char and Shock

Fry, Mindblaze, these, Scorching Lava, Cleansing Screech
Blazing Volley, this Command, Fires of Victory (that’s a land…)
Salvo, Start from Scratch, Chain of Plasma, Soul Blast
Blur of Blades, Conflagrate, Doublecast for two Skreds

We got a lot of fire
I am hooked on lightning that’s what I’m confiding
We got a lot of fire
Your cards could be flaming if we get to trading

Welding Sparks, Staggershock, Pyrrhic Blast and Scattershot
Judgement, Carbonize, Singe and Electrify
Firestorm, Fireball, Zap, Disintegrate, Brawl
Dark Temper, Lava Spike, I can’t fit this one inside

Brimstone Volley, Unforge, Blaze, Mugging, Voltage Surge
Heartfire too, Spark Jolt, Fateful End and Forked Bolt
Kaboom!, Shard Volley, Spark of Creativity
Last Ditch Effort, Strangle, Gaze of Adamaro

We got a lot of fire
All this burn spell seizing’s why my wife is leaving
We got a lot of fire
Your cards could be flaming if we get to trading

Hungry Flames, Lightning Javelin, a strange land
Singe and Feint and Fated Conflagration
Flames of the Raze-Boar-ia, Tail Slash, Pyrophobia
Ol’ Rift, Stomp and Cleansing Beam, Avacyn’s
Judgment, Magma Jet, Skred, Electrodominance

Massive Raid, Stoke the Flames
What else could I have to trade?

We got a lot of fire
They are burn spells only, I’m profoundly lonely
We got a lot of fire
Your cards could be flaming if we get to trading

Puncture Bolt, Offering, this Ignition back again
Dual Shot, Death Spark, Surging Flame, Gut Shot
Strafe, Abrade and Play with Fire, maybe don’t go in that mine
A Flames of the Firebrand and Barrel Down Sokenzan

Wizard’s Lightning, Dragon’s Fire, Roast, Earth Tremor, Harvest Pyre
Foreign Jets, Molten Blast, Skullcrack, Spawning Breath
Pyromatics, Comet Storm, Jaya’s real big Inferno
Jaws of Stone, Provoke the Trolls, I do not have any more

We got a lot of fire
Oh I love these spells, this is a cry for help, please help me
We got a lot of fire
Your cards could be flaming if we get to trading

fedupinmo
12-26-2023, 11:52 AM
The closed captioning is distracting, he should ditch that.