mit26chell
07-23-2011, 02:52 PM
I love these lists of Ron Paul descriptions people make up. Number 1 is just too much, lmfao. For those who have seen this - see it again, because it's amazing!
1. Much to his chagrin, Ron Paul wakes daily to find bald
eagles nesting in his chest hair.
2. Ron Paul has been shot at more than a dozen times, but
the “pro-2nd amendment” bullets refuse to harm him.
3. When Ron Paul takes a shower, he doesn’t get wet…the
water gets Ron Paul.
4. Ron Paul doesn’t write books. The words assemble together
because it is in their economic interest to do so.
5. Ron Paul refunds a portion of his received solar
radiation to the Universe each year.
6. Man can live on Ron Paul alone.
7. When Ron Paul cuts an onion, the onion cries.
8. Dr. Ron Paul isn’t Doctor of Optometry, but he has the
power to cure political blindness.
9. Ron Paul is so powerful…they had to create the
establishment just so he’d have a worthy adversary.
10. If he was alive in 1776, Ron Paul’s signature would have
been the only one needed for the Declaration of Independence.
Read more: http://www.thestatecolumn.com/articles/rasmussen-poll-ron-paul-trails-obama-by-4-percent-trails-romney/#ixzz1Sxojzoww
1. Much to his chagrin, Ron Paul wakes daily to find bald
eagles nesting in his chest hair.
2. Ron Paul has been shot at more than a dozen times, but
the “pro-2nd amendment” bullets refuse to harm him.
3. When Ron Paul takes a shower, he doesn’t get wet…the
water gets Ron Paul.
4. Ron Paul doesn’t write books. The words assemble together
because it is in their economic interest to do so.
5. Ron Paul refunds a portion of his received solar
radiation to the Universe each year.
6. Man can live on Ron Paul alone.
7. When Ron Paul cuts an onion, the onion cries.
8. Dr. Ron Paul isn’t Doctor of Optometry, but he has the
power to cure political blindness.
9. Ron Paul is so powerful…they had to create the
establishment just so he’d have a worthy adversary.
10. If he was alive in 1776, Ron Paul’s signature would have
been the only one needed for the Declaration of Independence.
Read more: http://www.thestatecolumn.com/articles/rasmussen-poll-ron-paul-trails-obama-by-4-percent-trails-romney/#ixzz1Sxojzoww