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knarf
07-09-2011, 04:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlO0FqzWfQk
Everything is backwards in Ohio.
This friday, a street corner in northeast Ohio became ground zero for a growing epidemic in American crime - mascot on mascot assault.A man in a gorilla suit, selling phones for The Wireless Center of Strongsville, Ohio was brutally assaulted by a man in a banana costume. The banana man, perhaps riding some kind of crazed potassium high, peeled off down the street with a bunch of teenagers and has yet to be apprehended so that the police might Dole out some justice. The gorilla simply adjusted his head and returned to work. Say what you will about the lesser primates, but that is some serious work ethic. I've called off early for much lesser problems than flying fruit attacks.

One question remains: what motivated this senseless act of violence? Was it revenge for years of primate offenses against the fruit community? A protest against that awful Rise of the Apes trailer? Or maybe an overzealous, real-life Fruit Ninja? The world may never know.

GunnyFreedom
07-09-2011, 04:54 PM
If buttercups buzz'd after the bee
If boats were on land, churches on sea
If ponies rode men and if grass ate the cows
And cats should be chased into holes by the mouse
If the mamas sold their babies
To the Gypsies for half a crown
If summer were spring
And the other way 'round
Then all the world would be upside down!

(Popular Revolutionary War song...)

MozoVote
07-09-2011, 05:36 PM
What is it about Ohio that invites mascot attacks? LOL



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5oA9_X7HWc

knarf
07-09-2011, 05:48 PM
What is it about Ohio that invites mascot attacks? LOL



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5oA9_X7HWc

funny

TheTyke
07-09-2011, 05:59 PM
Haha... the manager has a good sense of humor. :)

TXcarlosTX
07-09-2011, 06:11 PM
Haha... the manager has a good sense of humor. :)

he is stoned

knarf
07-09-2011, 06:34 PM
he is stoned

I think so!