knarf
07-09-2011, 04:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlO0FqzWfQk
Everything is backwards in Ohio.
This friday, a street corner in northeast Ohio became ground zero for a growing epidemic in American crime - mascot on mascot assault.A man in a gorilla suit, selling phones for The Wireless Center of Strongsville, Ohio was brutally assaulted by a man in a banana costume. The banana man, perhaps riding some kind of crazed potassium high, peeled off down the street with a bunch of teenagers and has yet to be apprehended so that the police might Dole out some justice. The gorilla simply adjusted his head and returned to work. Say what you will about the lesser primates, but that is some serious work ethic. I've called off early for much lesser problems than flying fruit attacks.
One question remains: what motivated this senseless act of violence? Was it revenge for years of primate offenses against the fruit community? A protest against that awful Rise of the Apes trailer? Or maybe an overzealous, real-life Fruit Ninja? The world may never know.
Everything is backwards in Ohio.
This friday, a street corner in northeast Ohio became ground zero for a growing epidemic in American crime - mascot on mascot assault.A man in a gorilla suit, selling phones for The Wireless Center of Strongsville, Ohio was brutally assaulted by a man in a banana costume. The banana man, perhaps riding some kind of crazed potassium high, peeled off down the street with a bunch of teenagers and has yet to be apprehended so that the police might Dole out some justice. The gorilla simply adjusted his head and returned to work. Say what you will about the lesser primates, but that is some serious work ethic. I've called off early for much lesser problems than flying fruit attacks.
One question remains: what motivated this senseless act of violence? Was it revenge for years of primate offenses against the fruit community? A protest against that awful Rise of the Apes trailer? Or maybe an overzealous, real-life Fruit Ninja? The world may never know.