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tangent4ronpaul
07-06-2011, 07:52 PM
Ron Paul wants to kill the TSA, which could end the careers of 500 puppies
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2011/07/ron-paul-declares-an-end-to-the-tsa-which-could-end-the-careers-of-500-puppies.html

Ron Paul has had a long and successful political career of being an outlier. A hero to those who rally behind his Libertarian beliefs of small government and personal freedoms; Paul has proposed decimating the IRS, ending the drug war, and reversing Roe vs. Wade.

But will he survive putting hundreds of puppies out of work?

That's what he's doing when he gets on his soapbox, as he did Sunday, suggesting that the 10-year old Transportation Security Administration be dismantled. Yes, the very same TSA that pats down 95-year-old women in diapers at the airport also trains hundreds of adorable puppies to sniff for bombs.

Paul seems to care not. He wants the government out of the groping business and give those duties to private companies. Puppies and all!

"Ninety-five year-old women humiliated; children molested; disabled people abused; men and women subjected to unwarranted groping and touching of their most private areas; involuntary radiation exposure," Paul said Sunday in his weekly "Straight Talk" telephone address.

"If the perpetrators were a gang of criminals, their headquarters would be raided by SWAT teams and armed federal agents. Unfortunately, in this case the perpetrators are armed federal agents. This is the sorry situation 10 years after the creation of the Transportation Security Administration."

According to our friends at Politics Now, Paul said he would introduce a bill prohibiting unlawful touching of the body by screeners and make invasive picture-taking illegal.

Oddly, the conservative Texas congressman failed to mention the Puppy Program (aka TSA's Canine Breeding and Development Center) housed at Lackland Air Force Base in San Antonio, where the TSA transforms hundreds of puppies into explosives detection dogs within the National Explosives Detection Canine Team Program. Dogs who cut the mustard are sent to airports and mass transit stations around the nation.

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QueenB4Liberty
07-06-2011, 07:56 PM
I didn't even know the TSA had a puppy program. Dogs could do a much better job at airport security than the TSA pervs.

newyearsrevolution08
07-06-2011, 08:01 PM
I am happy to cut as many of those government and federal jobs whether from dogs or people. How many actual explosives are found by humans or dogs each year in airports? I didn't think it was some fuckin epidemic in the least.

Fire the puppies, we already have too many dogs around anyways. Hell people have conspiracy theories about "thinning the heard" of people so why not start with the animals?

TSA GO AWAY!!!!!!!

brushfire
07-06-2011, 08:03 PM
Puppies dont pay dues...

Slutter McGee
07-06-2011, 09:06 PM
TAX puppies.

Sincerely,

Slutter McGee

oyarde
07-07-2011, 10:31 AM
Govt dogs , how suprising ...

acptulsa
07-07-2011, 10:34 AM
As if we didn't have enough bitches in federal government service already...

hillertexas
07-07-2011, 10:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEEtTjDi0H0

JamesButabi
07-07-2011, 11:16 AM
As you can see the puppies are completely harmless, chosen as typically calm breeds to be raised by the TSA as man's best friend. These dogs are then used in SWAT excercises to practice neutralization during practice drug raids.

Fox McCloud
07-07-2011, 12:00 PM
Talk about playing on people's heart strings and pandering....this world is ridiculous.

Chieppa1
07-07-2011, 12:13 PM
This is getting laughed at everyone I've seen so far.

Kords21
07-07-2011, 02:33 PM
These puppies should form a union

speciallyblend
07-07-2011, 02:38 PM
whooopie the gop has ron paul beat, the gop is anti-human!!

speciallyblend
07-07-2011, 02:50 PM
Ron Paul 2012 , the puppies should form a union;) bottom line is the gop/dnc has one uped ron paul. the gop/dnc is anti-human!! This story from ther la times is pathetic and shows they shouldn't even be a newspaper!! obama vs Ron Paul vs obama republicans! If Ron Paul does not get the gop nomination. I suggest folks stock up on ky your gonna need it when the gop runs obama/bush 2012 bendover!!! adopt a puppy, fire the tsa!!

Cutlerzzz
07-07-2011, 03:03 PM
Have the dogs been getting paid? If so, they have been paying taxes and are eligible for unemployment(99 weeks is a long time for a dog).

Tinnuhana
07-07-2011, 03:59 PM
The dogs would be picked up by private companies hired by the airlines to do the security. They'd have the same juob, just different boss...like a car manufacurer tanking and getting bought out by a more efficient company.

dejavu22
07-07-2011, 04:40 PM
Did u guys see the first post in the comments section on the blog post?


1. Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out.
2. Ron Paul is an element on the periodic table.
3. Ron Paul could lead a horse to water AND convince it to drink, but he.
doesn't believe the government has the right to so he refuses.
4. King Midas shook hands with Ron Paul once. Nothing happened.
...5. Studies by the World Health Organization show that Ron Paul is the leading cause of freedom among men.
6. Ron Paul wasn't born. He liberated himself from the womb.
7. The chief export of Ron Paul is liberty.
8. When fascism goes to sleep at night, it checks under the bed for Ron Paul.
9. Ron Paul eats Total Gyms for breakfast.
10. If Ron Paul had lived in Sparta, the movie would have been called "1".

Anti Federalist
07-07-2011, 05:02 PM
Paul seems to care not. He wants the government out of the groping business and give those duties to private companies.

I wish this meme would die.

Being groped, assaulted and having my rights violated remains the same, regardless of whether it's a government paid goon doing it or a "private" goon, following government orders and being paid through government contracts, doing it.

speciallyblend
07-07-2011, 07:37 PM
Did u guys see the first post in the comments section on the blog post?

did you see this one? deserves a blimpin The square root of Ron Paul is God.