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AGRP
06-17-2011, 07:26 PM
© Copyright The Brownsville Herald 2011

Sources close to The Brownsville Herald have confirmed that Heriberto "El Lazca" Lazcano Lazcano, the leader of the Zetas, was killed today in Matamoros after a gruesome firefight with the Gulf Cartel.

Since shortly after 2 p.m., firefights broke out throughout the city as the two forces clashed. Sources claim Lazcano was killed near Avenida Del Niño and Lauro Villar.

This is the second firefight between the two cartels in as many days.


http://www.brownsvilleherald.com/news/matamoros-127845-sources-close.html

Austrian Econ Disciple
06-17-2011, 07:27 PM
In other news: Al Capone is gone! Prohibition and the War on Alcohol is won!
On Page 75A: Reports from the streets indicate that ten new alcohol-runners & speakeasy's have emerged to satiate demand.

Anti Federalist
06-17-2011, 07:42 PM
In other news: Al Capone is gone! Prohibition and the War on Alcohol is won!
On Page 75A: Reports from the streets indicate that ten new alcohol-runners & speakeasy's have emerged to satiate demand.

In other news: Osama bin Laden is gone and the War on Terror is Won!!

On page 82B - Reports from the streets indicate that ten new "extremists" have emerged to satiate demand for vengeance.

Anti Federalist
06-17-2011, 07:43 PM
Wait...firearms and ammunition are banned in Mexico.

What were they doing, throwing rocks at each other?

low preference guy
06-17-2011, 07:45 PM
If some other gang kill him, it can be reasonably be expected that the leader of the other gang is smarter, more powerful, and more brutal.

AGRP
06-17-2011, 08:07 PM
Im getting news that says the cocaine in Hollywood, the marijuana in Compton, the crack in Detroit, and the cocaine in Miami is dwindling away!

ClayTrainor
06-17-2011, 08:46 PM
If some other gang kill him, it can be reasonably be expected that the leader of the other gang is smarter, more powerful, and more brutal.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffnKNfHuWN0

AFPVet
06-17-2011, 10:20 PM
How exactly is this going to stop rogue CIA operatives from shipping the goods into the states? How is this going to prevent rogue federal gun runners from exporting firearms into Mexico? Tell me... how exactly is this going to end the tyranny which we have been under for far too long?

LibertyEagle
06-17-2011, 10:22 PM
Wait...firearms and ammunition are banned in Mexico.

What were they doing, throwing rocks at each other?

lol. You're bad. :D

AGRP
06-17-2011, 10:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q65KZIqay4E