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Anti Federalist
05-23-2011, 10:59 PM
So sez Harold Camping.

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Radio host says world's end actually coming in Oct

By GARANCE BURKE

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_APOCALYPSE_SATURDAY?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

OAKLAND, Calif. (AP) -- As crestfallen followers of a California preacher who foresaw the world's end strained to find meaning in their lives, Harold Camping revised his apocalyptic prophecy Monday, saying he was off by five months and the Earth actually will be obliterated on Oct. 21.

Sentinelrv
05-23-2011, 11:15 PM
Four days after my birthday, yay!

headhawg7
05-23-2011, 11:20 PM
At least I will get to watch my hogs play football for seven more games before the end of the world. YAY!!!!

JK/SEA
05-23-2011, 11:20 PM
I knew it!...and you guys thought he was crazy!...HAH..that'll teach ya...

Jeremy
05-23-2011, 11:40 PM
He said the world would end on Oct. 21st from the beginning. He said May 21st was judgement day.

JK/SEA
05-23-2011, 11:46 PM
He said the world would end on Oct. 21st from the beginning. He said May 21st was judgement day.

ok...that makes sense. Skipping a step is very economical. Just go straight to the heart of the matter. Less painful that way...get it over with quick. Like pulling a band aid off...

wait...did he say this year?....he's kinda tricky.

BucksforPaul
05-23-2011, 11:46 PM
He said the world would end on Oct. 21st from the beginning. He said May 21st was judgement day.

Lol Wouldn't judgement day happen after the world ends?

Cowlesy
05-23-2011, 11:50 PM
So Oct. 21st is when God settles up with the IRS.

tpreitzel
05-24-2011, 12:21 AM
Evidently, Camping isn't alone in fingering October of 2011 as the "end of the world". Personally, I wish self-professing "Christians" would stop, just stop, using God's name in this manner and strictly adhere to the mission of spreading the Gospel. I certainly don't view the writings on www.ufo-blogger.com (http://www.ufo-blogger.com) with much credibility, but they're generally good for a laugh. The 2012 lunacy is in full swing on UFO Blogger, but one of these days, someone is bound to be right, unfortunately:

http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?293540-The-Sky-Is-Falling

BamaAla
05-24-2011, 02:05 AM
At least I will get to watch my hogs play football for seven more games before the end of the world. YAY!!!!

If I were you, I would be hoping for the world to end on 9/23/11...

headhawg7
05-24-2011, 02:13 AM
If I were you, I would be hoping for the world to end on 9/23/11...

We shall see.....I don't want to jinx us. I think we will be ALOT better than we were last year. You guys in tuscaloosa and LSU in baton rouge are the two we have marked as must wins if we want to win the west. Like I said....don't want to jinx us but it will be tough to beat you guys at denny bryant.

rp08orbust
05-24-2011, 02:18 AM
Radio host says world's end actually coming in Oct

By GARANCE BURKE

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_APOCALYPSE_SATURDAY?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

OAKLAND, Calif. (AP) -- As crestfallen followers of a California preacher who foresaw the world's end strained to find meaning in their lives, Harold Camping revised his apocalyptic prophecy Monday, saying he was off by five months and the Earth actually will be obliterated on Oct. 21.

Doesn't the Old Testament say he should be stoned?

Jandrsn21
05-24-2011, 02:22 AM
Well he was waaaayyy off, it is actually Feb 21, 2012. Now plz donate to my church directly at www.youarea@#$%^&*idiotforgivingmemoney.com. Thanks and god bless!

MelissaWV
05-24-2011, 02:22 AM
Doesn't the Old Testament say he should be stoned?

If he were stoned, he might be less high-strung.

sirgonzo420
05-24-2011, 06:33 AM
If he were stoned, he might be less high-strung.

Less high-strung.... but more high.



;D

acptulsa
05-24-2011, 08:45 AM
Due to unforeseen technical difficulties, The Apocalypse will be delayed. The mechanisms that will lead to the catastrophic failures have endured catastrophic failures. We are working on the problems, but until we can get to the source of them, we will be unable to create more problems.

We apologize for any inconvenience, or convenience, these delays in Armageddon may cause.

Aratus
05-24-2011, 09:07 AM
bros. grimm a votin' ---?
puff the magic dragon in
the NORTH ATLANTIC...?
the lil vocano did not get
as intense as did 1888's
legendary one nor ETNA
nor pompeii's nemesis...?
grim auld Wotan? how often
have isalndic folk after auld
saint constantine's tyme been
impelled wisely & cautiously to
have left those merrie islands
oh so near the emerald isle?
the lil ice age of the 1600s!
paris in the 1600s + 1700s
having darkened smoggy skies
sans a 21st centruy pollution
as did 2010? how often has
our Wotan or odin been angry?
has the 89 year old read his
tolkein or c.s lewis recently?
elven folk and the tens of thousands
of years of a very ancient and
olden tymes altantis civilization...
how often has G_d gone to a deck
chair and puffed on mild tobacco
smelling like our connecticut river
variation on a theme most folliage...

wizardwatson
05-24-2011, 09:15 AM
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^ This is me.

Danke
05-24-2011, 10:10 AM
Frick! That is when I have vacation time scheduled to start.

oyarde
05-24-2011, 10:32 AM
Frick! That is when I have vacation time scheduled to start.

I just got back , no way I am paying those Nov property taxes now .....