I won the lottery guys...

[Reason]

I won the lottery...

But here's the thing...

I had the money in a bag... on my boat...

It fell off into the ocean... It's gone now... But that doesn't change the fact that I won the lottery...

I took pictures with the money... But...

You can't see them...

[dannno]

Woohhooo you won the lottery!!


USA!! USA!! USA!!

[heavenlyboy34]

http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/d/d7/LOL_WUT_PEAR.jpg

[acptulsa]

Yeah, I guess we did prove one thing. If a terrist's body falls in the ocean and no one is there to see or hear, it still manages to make a hell of a splash.

[Andrew-Austin]

That is worse than not winning the lottery at all, congratulations.

edit: Oh, this post is about Osama. Oh well the government said they killed him, so.. And there is going to be a special on the Discovery channel even.

/sarcasm

[Vessol]

Those who say you didn't win the lottery are conspiracy theorists!

[gls]

I also won the lottery! But I didn't want my neighbors to be jealous of or offended by my new found wealth, so I used all of the money to hire armed mercenaries to occupy their living rooms and tell them how to run their households.

[teacherone]

aww man.

i though you were the secret billionaire :(

[aGameOfThrones]

Those who say you didn't win the lottery are conspiracy theorists!


I agree. Damn lotterythers? Someone help me out.

[doodle]

Why would anyone fake winning lottery... so far ahead of elections even if creditors are knocking down his door with a primary challange?

[Nate-ForLiberty]

The Lottery Commission is not amused at your claims nor actions. They will respond with full force if this happens again.

[evilfunnystuff]

nice

[Humanae Libertas]

Your story is more believable than Bin Laden's death.

[muzzled dogg]

Op plus vessol's = fb status

[JK/SEA]

I'm throwin' a party for you right now. You should see all the hot chicks, and drunk guys in my street.

btw..my house is white, if that matters.

[Krugerrand]

I hope the IRS doesn't find out. They'll still expect their 'fair share.'

[LeJimster]

DAMN! I was hoping you lend me a cool million aswell :(

[KCIndy]

I also won the lottery! But I didn't want my neighbors to be jealous of or offended by my new found wealth, so I used all of the money to hire armed mercenaries to occupy their living rooms and tell them how to run their households.

HA!!!

That's classic. And now, your neighbors hate you for your freedom, right??

[acptulsa]

I also won the lottery! But I didn't want my neighbors to be jealous of or offended by my new found wealth, so I used all of the money to hire armed mercenaries to occupy their living rooms and tell them how to run their households.

Why did you use your own winnings? I mean, you're occupying them for their own good, so why not take their money and use it to pay your mercenaries?

[GunnyFreedom]

I also won the lottery! But I didn't want my neighbors to be jealous of or offended by my new found wealth, so I used all of the money to hire armed mercenaries to occupy their living rooms and tell them how to run their households.


HA!!!

That's classic. And now, your neighbors hate you for your freedom, right??


Why did you use your own winnings? I mean, you're occupying them for their own good, so why not take their money and use it to pay your mercenaries?

Don't forget to take all their stuff, especially their guns, lest they hurt themselves or God forbid, one of us. Tell the mercenaries to help themselves to any food they find, and make sure they take any art or valuables to protect them. Promise to give them back to someone in the house once the quarters are neu ahem, safe. Remember, resentment kills! Kill it on sight for a safe, peaceful, and free society.

"We are from the government, and we are here to help." - Ronald Reagan

[acptulsa]

Oh, and if any of them have cute daughters, you can pay those mercenaries less.