TRUMP Has SCUBA Divers looking for Bin Laden's Body [Satire]

[Chester Copperpot]

Trump Demands Bin Laden's Long-Form Death Certificate: Hawaiian Investigators Sent to Pakistan




Trump said that his Hawaiian investigators are also trained deep-water divers. "They have already been in the water, and there is no evidence of bin Laden's body", said Trump


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/paul-abrams/trump-demands-bin-ladens-_b_856333.html

[dannno]

Wow!!

I can't stop laughing!

The ocean is REALLY BIG!!

[dannno]

It's a joke article.. very funny tho

[Chester Copperpot]

Thanks for catching that.. my friend told me online.. (shes military) and I didnt even notice the huffpo comedy thing on the top


damn

good looking out guys

[Wren]

He's obviously full of shit. Whatever he's trying to do though, it's failing miserably. He's trying to make the legitimate skepticism of this topic seem kooky and conspiratorial, whether he's doing that intentionally or not, I don't know. The guy is a democrat judging from his past records so he could be doing this to make the right seem kookier than they really are.

[pcosmar]

LOL

it is about as credible as any of the rest of this story.

[Wren]

It's a joke article.. very funny tho

Ah, lmao. ignore my post above

[dbill27]

I totally took this seriously until I found out it was a joke, thats how insane Trump has been lately.

[Rothbardian Girl]

I actually believed this. LMFAO

[JK/SEA]

''Trumps hired divers find Bin Laden body, only to discover its Jimmy Hoffa'' details at 11.

[armstrong]

its now been found out that a big shark has eaten OBL and can not be retrieved

[Romulus]

its now been found out that a big shark has eaten OBL and can not be retrieved

"AP: Trump sends ships and fishermen to capture, gut and search all great white and whale sharks."

[speciallyblend]

osama is alive until i see a long form death certificate./s

[MelissaCato]

About time Trump !!! LOL

[Freedom 4 all]

My Facebook has been blowing up with asinine "LOL NOW DONALD TRUMP IS GONNA ASK FOR A DEATH CERTIFICATE. PEOPLE WHO NEED EVIDENCE TO BELIEVE STUFF ARE **** HAR HAR" comments since Sunday. This is nothing new.

[eduardo89]

I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard

[Matt Collins]

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x93/sonicspikesalbum/2012%20Logos/227939_1334905028641_1711535744_570416_4776020_n.j pg

[enhanced_deficit]

Going by media reports, did not watch the interview:




Donald Trump says 'people can decide for themselves' if Osama bin Laden's body double was killed

15 October 2020

Donald Trump was questioned on conspiracy theories during his town hall with NBC News in Miami Thursday evening
Trump claimed that he retweets and posts about conspiracies on Twitter because he wants people to be able to decide for themselves if they are true
He was specifically asked about touting the conspiracy that the SEAL team that took down Osama bin Laden in 2011 actually took out a body double
It also suggests Obama's White House covered it up by killing SEAL Team Six and claiming that bin Laden was dead anyway
'That was an opinion of somebody. And that was a retweet,' Trump said. 'I'll put it out there. People can decide for themselves. I won't take a position'




Trump digs in on conspiracy theory over bin Laden raid

By Ellen Mitchell - 10/17/20


President Trump is doubling down on his decision to retweet an unfounded QAnon conspiracy theory that Osama bin Laden is still alive, a move that threatens to alienate members of the military with the election less than three weeks away.

Trump's amplification of conspiracy theories that bin Laden’s death was faked and that a body double that was killed instead comes on the heels of reports that disparaged soldiers and his suggestion that he may have contracted coronavirus from Gold Star families.

Military observers say the president's propensity to retweet suspect material about a military operation isn't likely to help win back any support.
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“It’s certainly not going to help him,” Gary Schmitt, a national security expert with the conservative American Enterprise Institute, said of the retweets.
“Most of the folks in the military are there voluntarily, they're career, they’re not just there for during the term of one president. They have a good sense that they’ve dedicated themselves to a certain life and the president seems to be suggesting that, outside anything else, they’ve been fooled."

"It can’t help but shake the military’s judgement about his judgment," Schmitt added.

Trump on Tuesday retweeted an account linked to the QAnon conspiracy theory that promoted the unfounded allegation that bin Laden is still alive. The account has since been suspended, but the following day Trump retweeted a video pushing baseless claims about bin Laden's death.

“That was an opinion of somebody and that was a retweet. I'll put it out there. People can decide for themselves,” Trump said of his retweets during his town hall appearance on NBC Thursday night.

https://thehill.com/policy/defense/521511-trump-digs-in-on-conspiracy-theory-over-bin-laden-raid

[Pauls' Revere]

Wow!!

I can't stop laughing!

The ocean is REALLY BIG!!

Hugely big. A very hugely big ocean, very impressive. Wish I could big a hotel as big and impressive as this greatest ocean ever built.

[sparebulb]

Bigly

[Anti Globalist]

Even though its a fake article, it would still be funny if it was real.

[enhanced_deficit]

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x93/sonicspikesalbum/2012%20Logos/227939_1334905028641_1711535744_570416_4776020_n.j pg

Completey forget that he had run in 2012 too.