Maestro232
05-02-2011, 06:52 AM
ADVISOR: Mr. President, the people are getting restless. Between all of these weather related disasters, rising prices, political fighting, and busted economy, I fear that we're losing control over the emotional balance of our country.
OBAMA: What do you suggest we do?
ADVISOR: I think we need to drum up some American patriotism. I suggest killing Osama ought to have the intended effect.
OBAMA: Aww Man, it seems like we just built that compound for him not that long ago...but you're right. His value to us as a living tool may have, in this current climate, finally been eclipsed by his value to us dead.
ADVISOR: I think so, Sir.
OBAMA: Ok then. Send some boys up to the compound and pop him....Oh, and send the family some flowers...
OBAMA: What do you suggest we do?
ADVISOR: I think we need to drum up some American patriotism. I suggest killing Osama ought to have the intended effect.
OBAMA: Aww Man, it seems like we just built that compound for him not that long ago...but you're right. His value to us as a living tool may have, in this current climate, finally been eclipsed by his value to us dead.
ADVISOR: I think so, Sir.
OBAMA: Ok then. Send some boys up to the compound and pop him....Oh, and send the family some flowers...