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aGameOfThrones
04-12-2011, 08:03 PM
The 'millionaires playground' Italian island of Capri will use a DNA database to identify pet owners who refuse to clean up after their dogs.

The Mayor of Capri, Ciro Lembo, has announced plans for a 'CSI-style' DNA database to catch the owners of dogs who soil the picturesque walkways on the Mediterranean island.

Using sophisticated DNA testing normally reserved only for major crimes, dog owners will have to submit their dogs' genetic details to a central database.

Samples of dog mess will be sent to a crime laboratory for testing to identify the guilty dog - and owner.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1375613/Mediterranean-holiday-island-use-DNA-database-catching-pet-owners-refuse-clean-dogs.html#ixzz1JMfdimu9

FrankRep
04-12-2011, 08:06 PM
DNA dog poop database.

Anti Federalist
04-12-2011, 08:16 PM
And the noose tightens another notch...

aGameOfThrones
04-12-2011, 08:20 PM
And the noose tightens another notch...

I'm betting San Francisco, CA, doing this first. What say you?

belian78
04-12-2011, 08:27 PM
I'm betting San Francisco, CA, doing this first. What say you?

Safe bet, I say.

DamianTV
04-12-2011, 09:04 PM
http://www.hulu.com/watch/61332/saturday-night-live-wade-blasingame

This is what happens when the Tools of Technology are used to commit Abuse.

specsaregood
04-12-2011, 09:16 PM
I'm betting San Francisco, CA, doing this first. What say you?

a city in israel started doing this about 2.5 years ago.
http://uk.reuters.com/article/2008/09/16/uk-israel-dogs-idUKLG37942520080916

KCIndy
04-12-2011, 09:20 PM
Samples of dog mess will be sent to a crime laboratory for testing to identify the guilty dog - and owner.


What a bunch of crap.

Vessol
04-12-2011, 09:43 PM
Is this cheaper than just hiring some schmuck to pick the shit up?

aGameOfThrones
04-12-2011, 09:51 PM
Is this cheaper than just hiring some schmuck to pick the shit up?


SILENCE!!! First they have to pick it up, then they have to transport it to the clinic, then they have to run the DNA, then they have to wait for the results, then they have to send a ticket to the poop offender, then they have to process the payment, then they have to start all over again cause the dog made another shit.

cindy25
04-12-2011, 09:52 PM
Safe bet, I say.

I would bet on NYC

Carehn
04-12-2011, 09:56 PM
OK. If they can get this one to stick (if the people just take it). then i will stand on my head and spit nickels.

aGameOfThrones
04-12-2011, 09:56 PM
He has already tried to ban lawnmowers and leaf blowers in the peak summer season, but retreated after protests from gardeners.

In previous years the island has also banned wooden clogs and the wearing of bikinis in the town.


Officials have reported cases of people, particularly the elderly, falling over and fracturing limbs while trying to avoid mess.

FFS! Didn't read the whole article until now.

Sola_Fide
04-12-2011, 09:57 PM
Is this cheaper than just hiring some schmuck to pick the shit up?

Shhhhh mundane!

Never question the wisdom and efficiency of the almighty State!

MikeStanart
04-12-2011, 09:59 PM
LOL! Are you Freakinging Kidding ME! Hahahahhaha

It's not funny, but I can't help but laugh at the absurdity of this.

Trigonx
04-12-2011, 10:12 PM
Is this cheaper than just hiring some schmuck to pick the shit up?

You are using too much logic, I think you need another glass of water.

McBell
04-12-2011, 10:47 PM
Is this cheaper than just hiring some schmuck to pick the shit up?
Cleaning the shit up isn't the point. These heinous criminals must be brought to justice.