Transocean gives bonuses after Gulf of Mexico BP spill

[tangent4ronpaul]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12949637

The offshore drilling firm responsible for running the Deepwater Horizon rig has given its top executives bonuses for its "best year" for safety.

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(Reminds me of the US Gvmt... Speaking of which - can anyone find a "where are they now" piece for the brass in the Mineral Management Service, the Coast Guard, etc.? - presumably everyone that fucked up got promoted, as is the Gvmts way...)

[raiha]

The world of uber managers and executives is mechanical. I think you can get juicy bonuses from just turning up at work once you are an established member of the nouveau elite. Did anyone from Deep Water horizon go to court or shown the door or both?

[eduardo89]

I made a ton of money watching transocean's stock bounce back after the spill I bought a put and got a 400% return in 2 months!

[acptulsa]

I feel sorry for the writers over at The Onion. How can they compete with the New Insane Corporatocracy for comedy?