92 year old lady wants a kiss, if you refuse she'll shoot you.

[aGameOfThrones]

(Reuters) - Helen Staudinger, 92, wanted a kiss.

But authorities say after her 53-year-old neighbor refused, the central Florida woman aimed a semi-automatic pistol at his house and fired four times.

"If my head would have been over just a little bit further, (a bullet) probably would have hit me in the back of the head," the neighbor, Dwight Bettner, told Reuters.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/03/23/us-crime-kiss-idUSTRE72M54820110323

[Krugerrand]

Bettner, a former law enforcement officer and boilermaker, said his elderly neighbor has seemed attracted to him since he moved in six months ago. He's not sure why.

I'll wait until I hear the other side of the story.