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Agorism
03-06-2011, 08:07 PM
http://irregulartimes.com/index.php/archives/2011/03/06/newtexpectorant

http://www.irregulartimes.com/newtexpectorant.html

and

http://irregulartimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/gingrichsmirkingagain.jpg



NewtExpectorant!
posted 6th March 2011 in Election 2012, Politics, Republicans by F. G. Fitzer

Newt Gingrich formed his exploratory presidential campaign committee. It has a website and everything, at NewtExplore2012.com.

Newt explore? I know that this is the exploratory committee of Newt Gingrich for President 2012, but the name evokes the image of exploring Newt Gingrich himself, which is kind of creepy.

I’m looking for an alternative, to get that image out of my mind. Something similar, something snappy…

How about NewtExile2012?

NewtExpensive2012?

Wait, I’ve got it. NewtExpectorant2012! Newt Gingrich certainly does have a strong similarity to a stubborn ball of phlegm that refuses to go away. Just looking at Gingrich makes me want to exclaim, “Hack! Hack!”

If Gingrich won’t go away, however, he could interfere with the ability of the American body politic to get the fresh air it needs. If Gingrich succeeds in installing himself in the White House for a four-year term, he could end up giving the U.S.A. political pneumonia.

Gingrich is dangerous, all right, so come and visit NewtExpectorant, our own Irregular Times tracking system for the Gingrich syndrome that is already epidemic in the right wing, and threatens to turn into a full fledged fever.

Tags: candidate, expectorant, newt gingrich, president, satire

Agorism
03-07-2011, 10:08 AM
bump

amy31416
03-07-2011, 10:41 AM
Newtwit!

Agorism
03-10-2011, 09:23 PM
bumpit

Aratus
03-11-2011, 10:10 AM
did it get hacked?
the other thread?
after this article?