Everyone entering super bowl will get a TSA style pat down

[sailingaway]

http://www.star-telegram.com/2011/02/04/2824781/routine-items-not-allowed-at-cowboys.html

h/t front page drudge

So, America, is this how you want to live?

[Philhelm]

http://www.star-telegram.com/2011/02/04/2824781/routine-items-not-allowed-at-cowboys.html

h/t front page drudge

So, America, is this how you want to live?

Bah-ah-ah-ah. (Translation: "Yes")

[akforme]

wow, alcohol kille smore in a month than terrorist ever have but something tells me you'll be able to get some of it when you get in.

edit: I'm not saying beer should be illegal.

[RideTheDirt]

I love how all the "tough" football lovers let random people feel up girlfriends/wives/daughters.

[KCIndy]

As an extra special bonus, one in every twenty participants will receive a complimentary body cavity search!

[Carson]

Aren't we complaining about something we could turn into lemonade?

Make it a guy on girl and a girl on guy search and I'm telling you the concept would really take off.

[QueenB4Liberty]

You can't have umbrellas or strollers? WTF?

[Anti Federalist]

And not a single one will consider the irony of it all, once they are inside to "oooh and ahhh" at kill-bot fly bys, national anthems, speeches about "our brave boys" keeping our freedom alive and singing of this song:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q65KZIqay4E

Freedom is Slavery

[Sola_Fide]

http://awesomesquad.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/copy_of_laughing_goat1.jpg

Please government! Make us sa-a-a-a-a-a-fe!

[Philhelm]

Aren't we complaining about something we could turn into lemonade?

Make it a guy on girl and a girl on guy search and I'm telling you the concept would really take off.

Like hell it would. I've never seen an attractive female TSA goon. I'd prefer to just touch my own junk.

[BlackTerrel]

Aren't we complaining about something we could turn into lemonade?

Make it a guy on girl and a girl on guy search and I'm telling you the concept would really take off.

This is kind of like the concept of nude beaches. It sounds good until you realize that 99% of people are unattractive. Go by the DMV sometime and count how many people you'd like to pat down and/or see nude.

[specsaregood]

This is kind of like the concept of nude beaches. It sounds good until you realize that 99% of people are unattractive.

Been to a lot of those eh?

[Carson]

This is kind of like the concept of nude beaches. It sounds good until you realize that 99% of people are unattractive. Go by the DMV sometime and count how many people you'd like to pat down and/or see nude.

Ha Ha! :-)

I wouldn't go 99% though.

[Danke]

Like hell it would. I've never seen an attractive female TSA goon. I'd prefer to just touch my own junk.

I've seen a few, but also quite a lot that AF would go for.

[Pauls' Revere]

Do the first 5000 fans receive a cavity search with a giant foam finger?

[tangent4ronpaul]

Thank God The Federal Gvmt is Keeping us "SAFE" from "terrorists"!

NOT ALLOWED
Containers of any type, coolers of any size, backpacks

Bottles, cans, hairspray

ALLOWED
Items purchased in Fan Plaza on Game Day

http://www.dallasnews.com/sports/super-bowl/local/20110119-super-bowl-spending-on-food-and-drink-could-set-record.ece?ssimg=106744

More money will be spent in one day on food and drink at Arlington’s Super Bowl than ever before in the event’s 45-year history, according to the head of the company handling concessions and catering at Cowboys Stadium.

“We expect to set a record for Super Bowls,” said Mike Rawlings, chief executive of Legends Hospitality. He said this Super Bowl would set records for both per-person spending and total spending.

Rawlings indicated that the single-day, per-capita Super Bowl spending record is slightly less than $50. Legends should exceed that, translating into total food and beverage sales of $5 million or more at the stadium on Super Sunday.

That’s about twice as much as is spent during a regular-season game, said Rawlings, who is also president of Dallas’ Park and Recreation Board.

By comparison, a three-day race weekend at Texas Motor Speedway, attracting 400,000 fans, produces total food and beverage spending of more than $5 million, according to Chris Adams, director of operations for Levy Restaurants, which operates concessions and catering at the track.

One big difference: Fans are allowed to bring coolers, with food and drink, inside the speedway, but not at Cowboys Stadium.

[...]

[tangent4ronpaul]

$200 for a non-prime outdoor seat
$100 to park a mile away
$50 for a burger, hot dog and some beers

DANG! - it's enough to make you find a "cheap" hobby - like getting hooked on coke or something.... :rolleyes:

-t

[devil21]

Thank God The Federal Gvmt is Keeping us "SAFE" from "terrorists"!

NOT ALLOWED
Containers of any type, coolers of any size, backpacks

Bottles, cans, hairspray

ALLOWED
Items purchased in Fan Plaza on Game Day

http://www.dallasnews.com/sports/super-bowl/local/20110119-super-bowl-spending-on-food-and-drink-could-set-record.ece?ssimg=106744

More money will be spent in one day on food and drink at Arlington’s Super Bowl than ever before in the event’s 45-year history, according to the head of the company handling concessions and catering at Cowboys Stadium.

“We expect to set a record for Super Bowls,” said Mike Rawlings, chief executive of Legends Hospitality. He said this Super Bowl would set records for both per-person spending and total spending.

Rawlings indicated that the single-day, per-capita Super Bowl spending record is slightly less than $50. Legends should exceed that, translating into total food and beverage sales of $5 million or more at the stadium on Super Sunday.

That’s about twice as much as is spent during a regular-season game, said Rawlings, who is also president of Dallas’ Park and Recreation Board.

By comparison, a three-day race weekend at Texas Motor Speedway, attracting 400,000 fans, produces total food and beverage spending of more than $5 million, according to Chris Adams, director of operations for Levy Restaurants, which operates concessions and catering at the track.

One big difference: Fans are allowed to bring coolers, with food and drink, inside the speedway, but not at Cowboys Stadium.

[...]

Interesting. So TSA is protecting Jerry Jones from smuggled booze and snacks!

[lynnf]

http://awesomesquad.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/copy_of_laughing_goat1.jpg

Please government! Make us sa-a-a-a-a-a-fe!



uh - that's a goat, not a sheep! but, still many that aren't sheep are goats so I guess it has an application here anyway.

lynn

[awake]

State mandated foreplay.

[TruckinMike]

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[awake]

Some one should write,' I see an army of thugs and molesters appearing at every corner looking to poke, prod, and feel up my children! Who do I say this to? Who can I tell?'