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tangent4ronpaul
01-28-2011, 05:38 PM
Cross-posting from part of suggestions for dressing at CPAC under the "wear something banned" category, as this outrage of personal liberty has just gone too far!

http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2009/04/clowns_forbidde.html

April 24, 2009
Clowns Forbidden to Wear Clown Shoes

The officious rodents responsible for forbidding every last aspect of life that they deem potentially harmful are having to look hard to find new menaces. In Britain, clowns have been told they can't wear clown shoes, lest they trip and hurt themselves.

Larry Dewitt, Health and Safety adviser to the circus, believes that wearing clown shoes is "stupid" — especially in light of a Moscow State Circus clown who fell down and hurt his foot. The practice is therefore forbidden.

Formal legislation against clown shoes to follow.

http://www.moonbattery.com/clown_shoes.jpg

-t

CaliforniaMom
01-28-2011, 06:09 PM
Sheesh... that's like telling people they can't ride a bike because they might fall off. Utterly ridiculous law.

dannno
01-28-2011, 06:20 PM
:collins:


Comments

so Obama & his minions now have to go barefoot???


:D

dannno
01-31-2011, 05:53 PM
bump

QueenB4Liberty
01-31-2011, 05:55 PM
Seriously?

jkr
01-31-2011, 06:38 PM
profiling people w/ BIG FEET...
tis a sad day



well, not for me..

jkr
01-31-2011, 06:41 PM
in other news, Shaq has been baNNed from meRRy ole enggggland...

Freedom 4 all
01-31-2011, 08:52 PM
England is so retardedly safe, pretty soon you'll get beaten up by Bobbies for stubbing your toe. Seriously, they must be running out of stuff to ban over there.