If you were President what would be your intro...

[TXcarlosTX]

to the State of the Union?

[tangent4ronpaul]

Greetings trainwreck, er I meant country. I would like to shame the elites, tell the citizens to wake up and grow a spine and the federal workers / contractors to update your resume's - you're going to need them...

-t

[trey4sports]

I would want a theme song while i'm walking down the aisle....

Now imagine the president coming out for his speech to THIS.....................



















http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpqGYZj6UIg










What's goin down in this BIIIIITCH!!!

[MelissaCato]

Goodmorning ladies and gents, the US Constitution is in the spotlight this fine day.... awe hail !!! LOL Seriouly, I dunno.

[jclay2]

1.7 Trillion cash deficit and 100 trillion in unfunded liabilities. Two words "We're screwed".

[Kludge]

"I called you all here today.... to waste the time of the press -- epic lulz."

"No, no, f'real - Actually, this is a nation-wide filibuster. I'm never going to stop talking in hopes 24/7 news channels will fear being unpatriotic by not streaming this address by your rightful God-given leader, the president of the United States.

Not too long ago.... 1912.... Woodrow Wilson was president and I recently uncovered via a book stowed away in my bedroom -- where was I....... Oh -- so Woodrow Wilson, right? Turns out he kept a burning bush in the Oval Office he claimed told him America was #1 and that it didn't matter what race you were, so long as you were an American. -- I don't know if you guys can see my teleprompter, but there are a lot of hyphens in it, and I did that because tonight, there is a theme - and like all good stories, there is a body. Hyphenated Americans are the theme, and I am the body. You see, I embody America today -- I won the election, so.... Can't really argue with me there. The trouble with hyphens, anyway, is that it implies there are different types of Americans. I'd like to call BS on that right now, because we are the melting pot -- and I submit to the Public that we begin calling it the emulsification pot, because once you go US (Go US, go US, go US -- haha), you can't go back.

It's important to distinguish between different countries. You see, Canada is not American because America..... well.... I guess Canada is American....

Some people say Panama isn't in Central America, and you know what I say about that?

..."

[TNforPaul45]

I would come out dressed as the Emperor and talk about the First Galactic Empire!

[TXcarlosTX]

So first I would come in this way.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GWLDWnU53c



Then I deliver my speech.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nezjOB_MGYA


I'm just saying...

[tangent4ronpaul]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcd7k93iBX1qzfj98o1_500.jpg

Brains!
More Brains!

[satchelmcqueen]

ric flairs intro. and id be wearing the nwa title belt used from 86-2002!!

[tangent4ronpaul]

OMG! - is there a way to re-size images??? - maybe I can find a smaller one...

[trey4sports]

So first I would come in this way.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GWLDWnU53c



Then I deliver my speech.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nezjOB_MGYA


I'm just saying...




That might shake up enough of the statists to get some real change LOL

[TXcarlosTX]

That might shake up enough of the statists to get some real change LOL

Did you hear Jesse Ventura on the first clip? Ha. Funny Shit

[Pauls' Revere]

I would come out dressed as the Emperor and talk about the First Galactic Empire!

Dressed as Emperor but..."Citizens of Rome!..(wait we know how that ended), Citizens of The Empire!"

;)

[MelissaCato]

LOL You guys are awesome !!! <<KISSES>> What about Super Fly !! LOL

[Marenco]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWSJG93P8

[Philhelm]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owS7wXfwuOg

And I'd announce the withdrawal of U.S. troops from across the globe.

[Pauls' Revere]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcd7k93iBX1qzfj98o1_500.jpg

Brains!
More Brains!

Friggin Hilarious !!!

:D