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sync
01-25-2011, 06:54 PM
I didn't see one, so I thought I would start it...;)

dannno
01-25-2011, 06:57 PM
How long before it starts?

axiomata
01-25-2011, 06:57 PM
Is this also home to the official SOTU drinking game?

QueenB4Liberty
01-25-2011, 06:59 PM
It's on at 8pm est.

Koz
01-25-2011, 06:59 PM
I'll tell you right now what the state of the union is, it sucks and it's getting worse.

sync
01-25-2011, 07:01 PM
Who wants to take guesses on how long into his speech before he gives the famous "The state of the Union is strong" line?

I'm giving it 2 mins 45 sec...

tangent4ronpaul
01-25-2011, 07:01 PM
Freedom Watch is doing a pre-SOTU thing on now.

-t

sync
01-25-2011, 07:03 PM
Is this also home to the official SOTU drinking game?

What's the SOTU drinking game? We could make it that as well (since I'm currently partaking of the devil's juice...)

HOLLYWOOD
01-25-2011, 07:03 PM
Boyz N Girls grab the popcorn and drinks... the Circus is in Town tonight! Commence the activities for the 'Hollywood of Ugly People'!

The Magic Word tonight is: Extraordinary

Koz
01-25-2011, 07:06 PM
I heard the word to drink on is "Investment."

Like Obama knows what an investment is, investment implies you are taking risk. You cannot make an investment if you have nothing to lose, so by definition government cannot invest, because it is not thier money.

sync
01-25-2011, 07:06 PM
It's on at 8pm est.

Actually I'm pretty sure it's 8pm central. I have it timed right now.

Koz
01-25-2011, 07:08 PM
Yep, 9pm EST.

TXcarlosTX
01-25-2011, 07:08 PM
Is this also home to the official SOTU drinking game?

I hope so. I dont want to start a new thread. Im already drinking

Anti Federalist
01-25-2011, 07:09 PM
SOTU Bingo?

yatez112
01-25-2011, 07:11 PM
Leaked. Ha!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/25/obama-state-of-the-union-_1_n_813478.html

sync
01-25-2011, 07:13 PM
SOTU Bingo?

What's the word, guys? Investment, innovation, families...

Koz
01-25-2011, 07:14 PM
You have to drink every time Bamster says 'investment'

Koz
01-25-2011, 07:15 PM
If you pick all three, you won't make it 10 minutes.

sync
01-25-2011, 07:15 PM
Ok, after reading the leaked speech, I think the word should be 'the' if you wanna get drunk and 'austrian' if you want to stay sober :)

yatez112
01-25-2011, 07:18 PM
Stock market is roaring? Economy is growing again? LOL.

Might as well just drink bleach.

axiomata
01-25-2011, 07:22 PM
Leaked. Ha!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/25/obama-state-of-the-union-_1_n_813478.html

I made this to cheat in Bingo.

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/2204/29066176.png

HazyHusky420
01-25-2011, 07:24 PM
I'll tell you right now what the state of the union is, it sucks and it's getting worse.

Which is why I like the idea of abolishing the union and at least turn every state into its own country. The same goes for Australia and Canada who are divided similarly. Australian continent + free markets + civil liberties = paradise

HOLLYWOOD
01-25-2011, 07:24 PM
Oh look CONgress is already seated...

http://www.judasfavre.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/celebrity-circus-coming-to-nbc.jpg

devil21
01-25-2011, 07:27 PM
I dont want to cheat and read the speech. Im wondering there will be anything about gun control? When it's mentioned in a SOTU theres always a serious bill not far behind.

Koz
01-25-2011, 07:31 PM
Ooh, for each time he says 'Let me be clear' you have to shotgun a beer.

devil21
01-25-2011, 07:34 PM
Ooh, for each time he says 'Let me be clear' you have to shotgun a beer.

I'd like to watch the whole thing, not be curled up under the coffee table.

libertybrewcity
01-25-2011, 07:40 PM
watch videos from the past two years of Obama prior to the SOTU here:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/state-of-the-union-2011

They're quite amazing...not.

Deinonychus
01-25-2011, 07:45 PM
I made this to cheat in Bingo.

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/2204/29066176.png

How'd you make that?

axiomata
01-25-2011, 07:47 PM
How'd you make that?

http://www.wordle.net/

RSLudlum
01-25-2011, 07:52 PM
Oh look CONgress is already seated...

http://www.judasfavre.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/celebrity-circus-coming-to-nbc.jpg

"Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage." :)

Bruno
01-25-2011, 07:58 PM
And...let the lying begin!

QueenB4Liberty
01-25-2011, 07:58 PM
Actually I'm pretty sure it's 8pm central. I have it timed right now.

oops yeah my bad. lol You all knew what I meant. ;)

HOLLYWOOD
01-25-2011, 08:00 PM
Ready for the drinking game and magic word? let's count'em

"Alex, I'll take EXTRAORDINARY for $1000!"

BTW "7" is the magic number of standing ovations.

devil21
01-25-2011, 08:02 PM
Im with ya on Extraordinary. Got a bottle of sweet tea vodka and a shot glass by my side. Nite all!

Elwar
01-25-2011, 08:02 PM
Drink every time he mentions a fact that is pro-liberty, and then throws in "BUT" and proposes a big government alternative.

Bruno
01-25-2011, 08:04 PM
I think last year this thread had over 3500 views. Ah, how time flies.

Bruno
01-25-2011, 08:04 PM
Drink every time he mentions a fact that is pro-liberty, and then throws in "BUT" and proposes a big government alternative.

I may instead need to have a toke when he does that.

sync
01-25-2011, 08:06 PM
And, so it begins...

TXcarlosTX
01-25-2011, 08:06 PM
Im drinking Lone Star Beer! THE NATIONAL BEER OF THE REPUBLIC OF TEXAS!!!

madengr
01-25-2011, 08:09 PM
Drinking Freestate Pale Ale from KS and Big Sky Pale Ale from MT.

sync
01-25-2011, 08:11 PM
Drinking rum. Need to get comfortably numb for this speech.

Bruno
01-25-2011, 08:12 PM
Drinking rum. Need to get comfortably numb for this speech.

Me too. Captain Morgan.

Oh, shit. Here comes the "tone down the rhetoric" part. Right off the bat.

Koz
01-25-2011, 08:14 PM
"New era of cooperation" just heard it,

tangent4ronpaul
01-25-2011, 08:15 PM
http://twitter.com/#!/taxreformer

First term: "I" #ObamaBingo

devil21
01-25-2011, 08:16 PM
Im surprised they zero in on a CEO in the audience....

Legend1104
01-25-2011, 08:16 PM
i need a bowl of fruity pebbles.

Legend1104
01-25-2011, 08:17 PM
Tell me if you can find Ron or Rand Paul.

Bruno
01-25-2011, 08:18 PM
Did Obama just take credit for "passing tax cuts and putting more money in Americans' pockets" by extending the "Bush tax cuts"?


I feel like this part is right from John Edward's speeches.

cubical
01-25-2011, 08:21 PM
Did Obama just take credit for "passing tax cuts and putting more money in Americans' pockets" by extending the "Bush tax cuts"?


I feel like this part is right from John Edward's speeches.

If you don't take away, its the same as giving. didn't you know?

madengr
01-25-2011, 08:21 PM
Load of shit about the patents. The US grants more patents to foreigners than citizens.

tangent4ronpaul
01-25-2011, 08:21 PM
#ObamaBingo Term: "Investments"

HOLLYWOOD
01-25-2011, 08:22 PM
La Crema Chardonnay...


Ah, man, it's a False 'Job Night' Flag Op tonite... what was ZeroHedge's analysis? Oh yeah, 650,000 Service minimum wage jobs created.

We have $125K Engineers working at Best Buy and Sky Resorts for MIN WAGE... great CON JOB expensive government.

Please show Wall Street/FED's hands up Obama's Azz making his jaw move.

tangent4ronpaul
01-25-2011, 08:24 PM
#ObamaBingo Term: "Sacrifice"
#ObamaBingo Term: "Deficit

Bruno
01-25-2011, 08:24 PM
"Jobs" "Jobs" "Invest" "Investment" "Jobs"

All in a row!

Drink!!

cubical
01-25-2011, 08:25 PM
Government "investing"... LOL.

oyarde
01-25-2011, 08:26 PM
Government "investing"... LOL.

Really , wtf ?

Koz
01-25-2011, 08:27 PM
He's so good I think I'll vote for him next time.

Man, I need to stop smoking pot

madengr
01-25-2011, 08:27 PM
Haven't built a frigging nuclear reactor in 30 years?

Mr.Fish
01-25-2011, 08:28 PM
Lets play a game. How many replacement words does Barack Obama use to replace "increased spending"?

Bruno
01-25-2011, 08:28 PM
He's so good I think I'll vote for him next time.

Man, I need to stop smoking pot

- rep for blaming it on pot. :p


Lets play a game. How many replacement words does Barack Obama use to replace "increased spending"?

"give a child a chance to succeed"

madengr
01-25-2011, 08:29 PM
Ha ha. Smartest guy in the room (Steven Chu) was dozing off.

cubical
01-25-2011, 08:29 PM
Let's get Big Oil!!! Sure its cheaper and more efficient, but its EVIL. Trust me, it is.

HOLLYWOOD
01-25-2011, 08:29 PM
He's so good I think I'll vote for him next time.

Man, I need to stop smoking pot
http://www.ubeek.com/photos/airplane_sniffing_glue_2.jpg

jmdrake
01-25-2011, 08:31 PM
Obama: "Either we move together, or we don't move at all".

I opt for plan B.

axiomata
01-25-2011, 08:31 PM
Lol at the Biden clap attempt.

devil21
01-25-2011, 08:31 PM
Tipped his hand there.....new version of No Child Left Behind coming soon.

PermanentSleep
01-25-2011, 08:32 PM
Hahahaha. Hillary looks drunk and about to pass out.

madengr
01-25-2011, 08:33 PM
So what are the teachers in North Korea known as?

Koz
01-25-2011, 08:33 PM
Haven't built a frigging nuclear reactor in 30 years?

No need, we have this new technology called windmills.

Koz
01-25-2011, 08:34 PM
Obama: "Either we move together, or we don't move at all".

I opt for plan B.

Plan b sounds good

madengr
01-25-2011, 08:34 PM
Double speak. College more affordable = college less affordable.

yatez112
01-25-2011, 08:34 PM
Let's shift money from one broken system or subsidy to a new one!

tangent4ronpaul
01-25-2011, 08:35 PM
did he just say 100,000 new science teachers? I believe there are 3,000,000 teenagers, so we are talking 1 new teacher for every 30-60 kids... mmmmhhhh - smart! - NOT!

Mr.Fish
01-25-2011, 08:35 PM
"We don't like bad teachers"

CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP

"We like good teachers"

CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP

"YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU."

CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP

"Change we can believe in."

FIREWORKS, SIMULTANEOUS ORGASMS, THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE AND ORCHESTRAL BOOMS.

All I can see here is a giant propaganda machine.

PermanentSleep
01-25-2011, 08:36 PM
Let's shift money from one broken system or subsidy to a new one!

That's what I was thinking.

Bruno
01-25-2011, 08:37 PM
Here's comes the "let the children of illegals stay here, wasn't their fault"

HOLLYWOOD
01-25-2011, 08:38 PM
Double speak. College more affordable = college less affordable.


Right... any knucvklehead applying for college knows the affordable college puts you in debt for a decade or two.

Oh, unless you're a government employee, then Marxist Dead Kennedy and his discriminatory bill, makes the people(taxpayer) pay off the rest of your college debt.

cubical
01-25-2011, 08:38 PM
Finally someone saying they are going to address illegal immigration....

:rolleyes:

tangent4ronpaul
01-25-2011, 08:38 PM
spend, spend, spend,
blather, blather, blather,
spend, spend, spend...

TXcarlosTX
01-25-2011, 08:38 PM
Ehh

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l256/carlosbucbuc/gun.jpg

madengr
01-25-2011, 08:39 PM
Barf. High speed rail. PLEASE let the new Atlas Shrugged movie deal with government run high speed rail.

axiomata
01-25-2011, 08:39 PM
Countries in Europe and Russia aye...

oyarde
01-25-2011, 08:39 PM
"We don't like bad teachers"

CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP

"We like good teachers"

CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP

"YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU."

CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP

"Change we can believe in."

FIREWORKS, SIMULTANEOUS ORGASMS, THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE AND ORCHESTRAL BOOMS.

All I can see here is a giant propaganda machine.

Yep

tangent4ronpaul
01-25-2011, 08:40 PM
I thought high speed rail was dead...

madengr
01-25-2011, 08:40 PM
No pat down for high speed rail. BULLSHIT.

axiomata
01-25-2011, 08:40 PM
Woot no patdown for rail travel.

oyarde
01-25-2011, 08:40 PM
Ehh

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l256/carlosbucbuc/gun.jpg

Nice shirt .

Vessol
01-25-2011, 08:40 PM
Obama is talking about high speed railway and how it will be just as fast as planes "without the patdown".

Did Obama miss the memo that security measures are being added to everywhere? Or is he just being a douchebag?

devil21
01-25-2011, 08:41 PM
I thought high speed rail was dead...

Simpsons did it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEZjzsnPhnw

oyarde
01-25-2011, 08:41 PM
spend, spend, spend,
blather, blather, blather,
spend, spend, spend...

Yes .

Mr.Fish
01-25-2011, 08:41 PM
He wants to invest in his "repair of the roads and development of high speed rail" by utilising private investment.

Thing is, if I remember rightly, the Chinese were highly interested in investing in American businesses.....

sluggo
01-25-2011, 08:41 PM
double post

Elwar
01-25-2011, 08:41 PM
I thought high speed rail was dead...

It's still up for consideration in Florida.

The new governor said he would look into it to see if it's "economically viable".

Sounds like he's saying no now, but keeping it in the sidelines if needed.

oyarde
01-25-2011, 08:41 PM
Obama is talking about high speed railway and how it will be just as fast as planes "without the patdown".

Did Obama miss the memo that security measures are being added to everywhere? Or is he just being a douchebag?

Douchebag.

sluggo
01-25-2011, 08:41 PM
What a fucking joke this government has become.

Bruno
01-25-2011, 08:41 PM
Woot no patdown yet for rail travel.

fixed


Obama is talking about high speed railway and how it will be just as fast as planes "without the patdown".

Did Obama miss the memo that security measures are being added to everywhere? Or is he just being a douchebag?

Or he was letting the terrorists know our weaknesses

libertybrewcity
01-25-2011, 08:42 PM
I thought high speed rail was dead...

For now..

oyarde
01-25-2011, 08:42 PM
Let's shift money from one broken system or subsidy to a new one!

Very perceptive !

libertybrewcity
01-25-2011, 08:42 PM
He sounds like an AT&T commercial.

cubical
01-25-2011, 08:43 PM
doubling exports by 2014? Well when the dollar loses half its value it should be simple.

oyarde
01-25-2011, 08:43 PM
He sounds like an AT&T commercial.

Worse .

Anti Federalist
01-25-2011, 08:43 PM
No call for "bi partisan" gun control yet?

noxagol
01-25-2011, 08:43 PM
Now, imagine Ron Paul as president giving this speech, it would be quite somber indeed. And for the first time in this nation's history, I truly think the president would flat out state, "The state of the union is dire and bleak"

oyarde
01-25-2011, 08:43 PM
doubling exports by 2014? Well when the dollar loses half its value it should be simple.

Somebody needs to call him on that statement .

tangent4ronpaul
01-25-2011, 08:44 PM
#ObamaBingo Term: "exports"

Ethek
01-25-2011, 08:44 PM
It would not be out of place for the broadcast networks to have the The Onions SOTU tweets crawling across the bottom of the screen.

madengr
01-25-2011, 08:44 PM
And he just hosted a visit for the largest slave labour nation in the world.

oyarde
01-25-2011, 08:45 PM
No call for "bi partisan" gun control yet?

And bi partisan magazine restrictions ? That would fix everything :(

cubical
01-25-2011, 08:45 PM
Obama, please don't try to be funny. It's just uncomfortable.

devil21
01-25-2011, 08:46 PM
Hmmm....so is that a tip that the GOP will leave Obamacare in place as long as the 1099 requirement is stripped out?

smithtg
01-25-2011, 08:46 PM
Ha ha. Smartest guy in the room (Steven Chu) was dozing off.

thats a fucking kodak moment. What a damn loser, nodding one while Obama is talking about his dept. DOE needs to go and Obama is just pouring the money into all the gov't leaches that call themselves "researchers".. watching tape delay dvr (so I can FF through the applause) and reading the transcript ahead...

BuddyRey
01-25-2011, 08:47 PM
Paraphrasing: 'government regulation is the reason we have untainted food to eat, clean water to drink, and unpolluted air to breathe."

He's finally gotten to the point of sounding like a broadly written parody of a progressive.

tangent4ronpaul
01-25-2011, 08:47 PM
It would not be out of place for the broadcast networks to have the The Onions SOTU tweets crawling across the bottom of the screen.

The Onion has SOTU tweets?

linkie, linkie???

-t

madengr
01-25-2011, 08:47 PM
No call for "bi partisan" gun control yet?

Is that like shooting an over-under?

cubical
01-25-2011, 08:47 PM
"Instead of fighting the battles of the last two years, lets fix what needs fixing"

If it was so obvious to you that there is something that needs fixing, why was it passed in the first place?

Mr.Fish
01-25-2011, 08:47 PM
He's highlighting what he believes to be the positive aspects of a crumbling nation.

Overspending, a collapsing currency, and many other important subjects he could be talking about, BUT NO.

We have to hear the sap stories of some ice-cream parlour owners who made "The American Dream." This facade of a speech is shocking. Speaking of magic and love and universal healthcare whilst the nation's foundations are falling apart right beneath you.

Nice work Barry. You may be pulling the wool over the people's eyes for now, but when the foundations fall, you'll be the first to fall straight through the floor.

smithtg
01-25-2011, 08:48 PM
Obama, please don't try to be funny. It's just uncomfortable.

like the stupid oil company comment. "they are doing just fine" How dumb. Lemme see, lets mandate a million electric cars run by windmills by 2015. That makes alot of damn sense. How many free lunches did you get from their lobby!

oyarde
01-25-2011, 08:48 PM
thats a fucking kodak moment. What a damn loser, nodding one while Obama is talking about his dept. DOE needs to go and Obama is just pouring the money into all the gov't leaches that call themselves "researchers".. watching tape delay dvr (so I can FF through the applause) and reading the transcript ahead...

DOE gone is right !

devil21
01-25-2011, 08:48 PM
Not much clapping on his spending freeze promise...

Wow that was a painful attempt at a joke.

madengr
01-25-2011, 08:49 PM
Sure shit Sherlock thet freezing spending reduces the deficit. It's the debt that is the problem.

Bruno
01-25-2011, 08:49 PM
"We've frozen the salaries of hard-working federal employees for more than two years (they continue to make far more than their non-government employee fellow citizens, however)."

tangent4ronpaul
01-25-2011, 08:50 PM
#ObamaBingo term: "crisis"
#ObamaBing term: "healthcare law"
#ObamaBingo Term: "regulations"
#ObamaBingo Term: "freeze"

smithtg
01-25-2011, 08:50 PM
' of our nation; if you want to make a difference in the life of a child – become a teacher. Your country needs you." Make sure you collect your food stamps on the way out the door. Our education system is so effed up, teachers are paid like walmart greeters. Yeah, thats a good career choice!

madengr
01-25-2011, 08:51 PM
Double speak. Reducing healthcare costs = increasing healthcare costs.

They only want medical malpractice reform when the government is your doctor.

devil21
01-25-2011, 08:52 PM
There's Rand! Haven't seen dad yet.

cubical
01-25-2011, 08:52 PM
Rand!

Man I would love to watch this speech with Ron at the podium.

HOLLYWOOD
01-25-2011, 08:52 PM
#ObamaBingo Term: "exports"


Yeah that'll work... just make the dollar worth a penny. oh we're almost there... THE FED has devaluated the dollar to 6 cents.


Wow Obama is going to cut a whole $40 Billion per year over the next 10 years ($400 Billion)... after he ran up $3000 Billion in debt over the past 24 months.

Take the FREE and COUNTERFEITED money away and prices will drop for Americans.

smithtg
01-25-2011, 08:52 PM
mccain and kerry side by side, just like good ole war buddies right?

Mr.Fish
01-25-2011, 08:52 PM
Hey guys, if we repeal the healthcare reforms, it'll ADD to our deficit.

It's true.

Barry said so.

smithtg
01-25-2011, 08:53 PM
"We've frozen the salaries of hard-working federal employees for more than two years (they continue to make far more than their non-government employee fellow citizens, however)."

and well the overpaid government contractors - we can help but keep paying thier leaching asses even more!

Mr.Fish
01-25-2011, 08:54 PM
"A government that is more competent and efficient."

THEN STEP DOWN AND LET RON PAUL TAKE OVER.

Ekrub
01-25-2011, 08:54 PM
We can't afford spending... Like tax cuts <---- did he really just fucking say that

smithtg
01-25-2011, 08:54 PM
got a plug for the DREAM act in there - obama 1 word 'FAIL'

madengr
01-25-2011, 08:56 PM
Rebuilding my faith in the institution of government....priceless!

devil21
01-25-2011, 08:56 PM
There's that website of federal spending promise....AGAIN! He's promised that every year since his campaign and it hasn't happened.

Legend1104
01-25-2011, 08:56 PM
' of our nation; if you want to make a difference in the life of a child – become a teacher. Your country needs you." Make sure you collect your food stamps on the way out the door. Our education system is so effed up, teachers are paid like walmart greeters. Yeah, thats a good career choice!

Walmart greeters get more bathroom breaks.

Bruno
01-25-2011, 08:56 PM
"I'm going to restore your faith in government, starting with me, by showing you my original birth certificate." lolz

PermanentSleep
01-25-2011, 08:56 PM
Didn't he already give this little speech about government transparency and viewing things online, like last year? Open and competent. Rightttt.

smithtg
01-25-2011, 08:57 PM
infrastructure "fully paid for" - BY YOUR TAX DOLLARS (or he forgot to say that)

PermanentSleep
01-25-2011, 08:57 PM
"I'm going to restore your faith in government, starting with me, by showing you my original birth certificate." lolz

LOL. + Rep

tangent4ronpaul
01-25-2011, 08:57 PM
he will veto any bill with earmarks - how many times has he promised that and broken his promise now?

smithtg
01-25-2011, 08:57 PM
damn elitists - making a poke at "not getting a pat down" loser

Anti Federalist
01-25-2011, 08:58 PM
Is it still going on?

Legend1104
01-25-2011, 08:59 PM
I could just see Ron Paul's Address. "It is getting pretty bad guys. I have decided to get rid of anything with the word Department, War, Federal, Adviser, and Act in it.

madengr
01-25-2011, 09:00 PM
Umm..launching pad for 9/11 was friendly Saudi Arabia.

thehighwaymanq
01-25-2011, 09:01 PM
I could just see Ron Paul's Address. "It is getting pretty bad guys. I have decided to get rid of anything with the word Department, War, Federal, Adviser, and Act in it.

HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH I LOVE THIS! Hahahaha good one

tangent4ronpaul
01-25-2011, 09:02 PM
I could just see Ron Paul's Address. "It is getting pretty bad guys. I have decided to get rid of anything with the word Department, War, Federal, Adviser, and Act in it.

Oh cut it out or we're all going to have wet dreams tonight!

madengr
01-25-2011, 09:02 PM
Pakistan...ha ha....were a large majority of the populace want executions for blasphemy. Let's give them a few for 10's of billions.

smithtg
01-25-2011, 09:02 PM
rep sheila jackson lee - gots it going on with the lime green gettup

BuddyRey
01-25-2011, 09:02 PM
Obama keeps using that phrase "American family." If his idea of a family is one where Daddy can blow his salary on games of chance, come home, and beat and intimidate his children until they "voluntarily" surrender their piggy-bank money, I'd say it's a pretty fitting analogy.

oyarde
01-25-2011, 09:03 PM
Walmart greeters get more bathroom breaks.

And better break rooms .

madengr
01-25-2011, 09:03 PM
Forging alliances...what happened to friendly trade and alliances with none.

HOLLYWOOD
01-25-2011, 09:03 PM
Man I'm glad I bought 3 bottles of wine... always start out with the good one so you appreciate the cost/taste... as misery sets in with propaganda and lies, drown your ears with the shittiest brand, because there's no sense in wasting your hard earned leftover bucks on a prostitute than only gives mouth jobs and double jointed double talk.

LIES... MORE LIES... DAMN STATISTICS! ...Mark Twain

madengr
01-25-2011, 09:05 PM
Beer #2

tangent4ronpaul
01-25-2011, 09:06 PM
#ObamaBingo Term: "Bipartisan"
#ObamaBingo Term: "Washington Special Interests"
#ObamaBingo Term: "Prosperity"

looks like bingo's on cards 9 and 3

still books up for grabs

madengr
01-25-2011, 09:06 PM
Double speak: enlisting troops to build our nation = enlisting our troops to build nations

smithtg
01-25-2011, 09:06 PM
hillary was sitting by turbo tax tim; Do you think she leaned over and told him "try H&R block this year?" priceless too was the line said when they panned to them "ago. And in the wake of the financial crisis, some of that was necessary to keep credit flowing, save jobs, and put money in people's pockets"

Like Geithner did anything but line his buddies pockets

brandon
01-25-2011, 09:07 PM
Are the Paul's in attendance?

smithtg
01-25-2011, 09:07 PM
HDTV does nothing for Michelle Bachmans plastic surgery or bad makeup

Bruno
01-25-2011, 09:07 PM
Double speak: enlisting troops to build our nation = enlisting troops for nation building

+ rep for that, but I've given out too much rep. Take a raincheck?

Deinonychus
01-25-2011, 09:08 PM
Are the Paul's in attendance?

I only saw Rand.

brandon
01-25-2011, 09:09 PM
Is Rand standing and clapping with all the other zombies?

Bruno
01-25-2011, 09:09 PM
"...no matter where you came from...like Kenya!"

bunklocoempire
01-25-2011, 09:09 PM
serenity now.. serenity now... Serenity NOW.. SERENITY NOW!!!


Bunkloco

Ethek
01-25-2011, 09:11 PM
HDTV does nothing for Michelle Bachmans plastic surgery or bad makeup

If you have an HDTV, we recommend going to 'Menu' and lowering your set's 'Saturation' values 15% to compensate for Boehner #SOTU - TheOnion about 2 hours ago via HootSuite

sync
01-25-2011, 09:11 PM
"Plan B", isn't that a morning after pill?

smithtg
01-25-2011, 09:12 PM
. "And we must do it without putting at risk current retirees, the most vulnerable, or people with disabilities; without slashing benefits for future generations; and without subjecting Americans' guaranteed retirement income to the whims of the stock market"


HAHAH "GUARANTEED INCOME" HOW LAUGHABLE. MAYBE ILL GET SOME US FRN TO WIPE MY BUTT WITH

devil21
01-25-2011, 09:13 PM
Guaranteed income is that lead up to 401k seizure and forced investment in Treasury IOUs.

smithtg
01-25-2011, 09:14 PM
how about this 'government reorganization' Spend a couple zillion to save a million just like corporations do it!

tangent4ronpaul
01-25-2011, 09:16 PM
"Plan B", isn't that a morning after pill?

A very over priced one. At like $25-30 a pop, it's equivalent to taking 2-4 regular BCP's. The difference? - Plan B is OTC, BCP's are Rx.

Brett85
01-25-2011, 09:17 PM
Forging alliances...what happened to friendly trade and alliances with none.

Exactly. The fact that Obama supports an internationalist foreign policy just proves that an internationalist foreign policy really is a liberal foreign policy.

HOLLYWOOD
01-25-2011, 09:18 PM
Guaranteed income is that lead up to 401k seizure and forced investment in Treasury IOUs.
Obama to quad Clinton... US TRreasury to sell $10 TRILLION in Debt to the people's Social Security.

Then we can save we have a surplus!

These Puppets are pathetic! Giethner, Bernake, and the bankers pulled those strings well. I hope the half way educate Amoricans realize the bullshit of all these propaganda clowns.

This public shit is so FIVE -N- DIME.

CFR BeeAtch!

Mr.Fish
01-25-2011, 09:19 PM
WHY IS KUMAR WORKING FOR THE GOVERNMENT.

It's official: I hate the Obama Administration with all my heart now.

DamianTV
01-25-2011, 09:22 PM
State of the Union: We're Fucked.

smithtg
01-25-2011, 09:22 PM
and to close the night "WE DO BIG THINGS"

(with big government)

HOLLYWOOD
01-25-2011, 09:22 PM
Oh this is a CIRCUS!

Outta of all the experts to have on the post SOTU speech... FOX NEWSCORP picks Loser Ben Stein for analysis? That's like Ferris Bueller commenting on Brain Surgery.

FAUX NEWS... if you want more BS after the BS.

sync
01-25-2011, 09:27 PM
A very over priced one. At like $25-30 a pop, it's equivalent to taking 2-4 regular BCP's. The difference? - Plan B is OTC, BCP's are Rx.

Still not as cheap as pushing her down the stairs... I know it's a horrible joke, but I'm drunk from SOTU bingo and feeling a little un-PC :D

Anti Federalist
01-25-2011, 09:30 PM
New laws will only pass with support from Democrats and Republicans. We will move forward together, or not at all - for the challenges we face are bigger than party, and bigger than politics.

As already noted, I'd prefer not at all.

Bergie Bergeron
01-25-2011, 09:31 PM
''And if we truly care about our deficit, we simply cannot afford a permanent extension of the tax cuts for the wealthiest 2% of Americans. Before we take money away from our schools, or scholarships away from our students, we should ask millionaires to give up their tax break.'' - Barack Obama

Mr.Fish
01-25-2011, 09:35 PM
Well I just submitted my question to the open panel:


At what point will the government consider nuclear power as a feasible technology for the future? The idea of "clean coal" seems to be a misnomer, and nuclear power has been proven to be less polluting and safer than conventional power sources.

Watch it not get voted as the administration dawdles around their ideas of "wind farms" and "clean coal" and "shale gas".

Anti Federalist
01-25-2011, 09:38 PM
To reduce barriers to growth and investment, I've ordered a review of government regulations. When we find rules that put an unnecessary burden on businesses, we will fix them

I'm on the verge of losing my job because of Salazar sitting on his hands issuing drilling permits.

R3volutionJedi
01-25-2011, 09:41 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1360.snc4/163261_1786286302233_1391813820_31942624_8070217_n .jpg

I drew this during the speech.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1385.snc4/163731_1769348718804_1391813820_31909316_5352918_n .jpg

I drew this a week or two ago.

Anti Federalist
01-25-2011, 09:42 PM
We should give them a government that's more competent and efficient

If by "efficient" you mean making the military/surveillance complex more "efficient", I'll pass on that as well.

heavenlyboy34
01-25-2011, 09:42 PM
Exactly. The fact that Obama supports an internationalist foreign policy just proves that an internationalist foreign policy really is a liberal foreign policy.

Sorta. There are "conservatives" who support that sort of thing too. It's darned sad how the word "liberal" has been stolen and bastardized beyond recognition by Statists. :(

Anti Federalist
01-25-2011, 09:45 PM
Of course, some countries don't have this problem. If the central government wants a railroad, they get a railroad - no matter how many homes are bulldozed

Oh fuck me...sell that load of shit to Suzette Kelo.

cubical
01-25-2011, 09:46 PM
Ron Paul was just seen yelling...

http://redriverpak.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/serenity_now.jpg

smithtg
01-25-2011, 09:47 PM
neo con hannity on faux news now. want to hear what the sheeple foxy focus group has to say

Anti Federalist
01-25-2011, 09:48 PM
Well, I just skimmed through the transcript and picked out the only relevant items that I could come up with.

Blarg blarg blarg...reform...blarg blarg blarg...moving forward...blarg blarg blarg...and always twirling, twirling, twirling to freedom...

efiniti
01-25-2011, 09:49 PM
Damn, I slept through it. I can't find the sotu on the whitegov website. Does anybody have a link to the video?

Anti Federalist
01-25-2011, 09:50 PM
This is freaking funny and worth the watch...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=386JprXXU90

R3volutionJedi
01-25-2011, 09:52 PM
smithtg, I was just watching that. It's like they hand picked the audience.

Vessol
01-25-2011, 09:52 PM
Damn, I slept through it. I can't find the sotu on the whitegov website. Does anybody have a link to the video?

You'd be better off spending that time jerking off. You'd be beating around the bush and fucking around a good while, but at least you'd have positive results.

HOLLYWOOD
01-25-2011, 09:54 PM
neo con hannity on faux news now. want to hear what the sheeple foxy focus group has to say


YEAH, "FUCK YOU FRANK" LUNTZ... ran his active pollster BS which he took numerous measures to ensure no BIAS... :rolleyes:

Michelle Bachman's speech is over... EEK, another RUBIO ASPEN INSTITUTE special.

tangent4ronpaul
01-25-2011, 10:00 PM
Damn, I slept through it. I can't find the sotu on the whitegov website. Does anybody have a link to the video?

http://www.c-spanvideo.org/program/StateoftheUnionAddress13

Anti Federalist
01-25-2011, 11:03 PM
serenity now.. serenity now... Serenity NOW.. SERENITY NOW!!!


Bunkloco


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-yzFrnFxuU

bunklocoempire
01-26-2011, 02:22 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-yzFrnFxuU

What the :collins:!?

Yeah, that vid solidly portrays dealing with the "sanity" of the SOTU. Sorta like the voices shouting in my head or a rockin' Pixies song... ;)

On the bright side, another SOTU under my belt seen with the clarity of a diamond bullet, thank you Ron Paul and defenders of liberty everywhere! :)


Bunkloco

Anti Federalist
01-26-2011, 02:00 PM
What the :collins:!?

Yeah, that vid solidly portrays dealing with the "sanity" of the SOTU. Sorta like the voices shouting in my head or a rockin' Pixies song... ;)

On the bright side, another SOTU under my belt seen with the clarity of a diamond bullet, thank you Ron Paul and defenders of liberty everywhere! :)


Bunkloco

LOL and plus rep for the "What the Collins?" usage.

And you opened another line for me with the diamond bullet reference...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_NwvO1UxN8&playnext=1&list=PLD377587C7BB2EC53&index=89

qh4dotcom
01-26-2011, 03:48 PM
''And if we truly care about our deficit, we simply cannot afford a permanent extension of the tax cuts for the wealthiest 2% of Americans. Before we take money away from our schools, or scholarships away from our students, we should ask millionaires to give up their tax break.'' - Barack Obama

And before we ask millionaires to give up their tax break, we need to balance the budget.

HOLLYWOOD
01-26-2011, 04:02 PM
And before we ask millionaires to give up their tax break, we need to balance the budget.

The effective general corporate tax rate for 2009: 10.9%

All the IRS/CONGRESSIONAL ad hominem laws to bailout corporations, tax credits, write offs, etc... let's not forget the $9 TRILLION in Margin Call covers by the FEDS for Banks/Corporations.

The Money Masters will never let go of the noose around the people's necks. It's not about picking winners, it's about the big club, which you and I aren't in. It's the same club they beat you over the head with telling you into what to believe.