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amy31416
01-05-2011, 08:16 PM
It's confirmed...whether or not he ever had a heart is still being investigated.


Mr. Cheney’s heart will never beat at full strength again, doctors say. His new mechanical pump, a partial artificial heart known as a ventricular assist device, leaves patients without a pulse because it pushes blood continuously instead of mimicking the heart’s own beat.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/05/us/politics/05cheney.html?_r=1&hp

It's also being reported from very reliable sources that when Cheney's chest was opened, this fellow popped out:

http://www.killeenhousehotel.com/images/7/a304_Frilled_Lizard.jpg

agitator
01-05-2011, 08:32 PM
I thought it was this guy:

http://mimg.ugo.com/200902/20522/alien.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JehjqlzXwIQ&feature=related

purplechoe
01-05-2011, 09:11 PM
http://www.osborneink.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/dick-cheney-robot-heart-weekly-world-news.jpg

trey4sports
01-05-2011, 09:33 PM
lolzzz

Anti Federalist
01-05-2011, 09:44 PM
ROFling

Golding
01-05-2011, 09:50 PM
He's at the top of my death pool for 2011.

amy31416
01-05-2011, 10:03 PM
He's at the top of my death pool for 2011.

Good luck. :)

HOLLYWOOD
01-05-2011, 10:20 PM
Best I can come up with on such short notice...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHJoj9IqeKg

HazyHusky420
01-05-2011, 10:29 PM
When he dies i'm gonna drink beer until my heart beats as fast as his!

Brian4Liberty
01-05-2011, 10:51 PM
http://www.osborneink.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/dick-cheney-robot-heart-weekly-world-news.jpg

Lol! Love the "get his circuits rewired" part...

jrskblx125
01-06-2011, 05:10 AM
Well theoretically could they replace the other half of his heart with a machine? If so hes gonna live forever, neglecting other organs failing but maybe his other organs are solid? I hate that theyre working so hard to keep him alive!