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tangent4ronpaul
12-26-2010, 07:02 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/12/23/marine-biologist-finds-iceberg-archway-middle-ocean/

'Iceberg Cowboy' Finds Archway in Middle of Ocean

http://a57.foxnews.com/static/managed/img/Scitech/604/341/Iceberg%20Archway.png

Forget moving mountains. Marine biologist Andrew Perry moves icebergs. And his latest adventure led to the discovery of an icy archway, right in the middle of the ocean.

Perry was out trawling for icebergs with Oceans Limited, a Canadian company that identifies which of the tremendous floaters are drifting towards stationary deep-water oil rigs, when he found the arch -- think Stargate meets portal to Narnia.

"It was a beautiful day, hardly a wave on the water. And then there it was -- a big beautiful arch," Perry told FoxNews.com. "No one had seen anything like this. We thought it was amazing."

Icebergs routinely break off Greenland and float down the Labrador coast, Perry explained, a corridor he called "iceberg alley." Along the way, they post a direct threat to deep-water oil installations. Though they don't move particularly quickly -- typically one to four knots -- they've got enough bulk to do major damage if they hit anything, he explained.

"We recorded some upwards of 350,000 tons," Perry said. Oceans Limited moves smaller icebergs by training water cannons on them for hours. "That's for the smaller ones, we call them growlers," Perry told FoxNews.com. It's much cheaper to move the icebergs, even the very large ones, than to disconnect the oil rig and move it, he pointed out: Moving a rig costs millions, while operating a small boat costs about $25,000 per day.

So Perry's company either lassos the big boys with a single boat or corrals them with a net dragged between two boats. Icebergs don't move particularly fast, Perry explained, so changing their course can take quite a while, but they don't have to move too many each year.

"Depending on the ice season, they may have to tow 10 to 20 ... during the 2009 season we profiled around 60 icebergs to get computer generated 3D images," Perry said.

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And what to do with all of that ice? Perry and his fellow biologists have a unique use for icebergs: They put them in cocktails.

"To be honest it's the cleanest water you can get. The air bubbles trapped in it are under so much pressure the ice fizzes when it melts."

"Who doesn't want 500,000-year-old ice in their drink?" he joked.


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Yeah - Iceburg wrangler - sounds like the perfect job for you! :)

-t

MelissaCato
12-26-2010, 08:17 PM
That's pretty neat. I'd like to see what it looks like under the water.

Anti Federalist
12-26-2010, 08:22 PM
Thanks for thinking of me, that would be an awesome assignment.

I threw my hat in the ring to captain one of two 300 foot ice class vessels that my outfit was going to build to support drilling offshore of the North Slope. Course, that's not about to happen now.

I'd be all over some Arctic work like white on rice (snow?).

That picture is deceiving though.

This is how it usually looks:

http://www.maritimeandenergy.com/marinenorway/bilder/deepseasupplyvesseliii450p_13.03.gif

http://www.dukeswoodoilmuseum.co.uk/pictures/rigwave.jpg

tangent4ronpaul
12-26-2010, 08:26 PM
Yeah - that would be an awesome job!

If you want to follow up:

http://www.oceans.nf.net/

They don't have a jobs page, but they do have contact info. Apparently, it's seasonal.

-t

coastie
12-26-2010, 10:18 PM
http://www.dukeswoodoilmuseum.co.uk/pictures/rigwave.jpg[/QUOTE]

WOOOHHOOOO.:D. That's what I'm talking about, the only thing I miss about being in the Coast Guard.

Anti Federalist
12-26-2010, 10:35 PM
WOOOHHOOOO.:D. That's what I'm talking about, the only thing I miss about being in the Coast Guard.

LoL, it has it's moments.

Tell you one of my more (for me anyway) hair raising sea stories.

I snatched a couple of people out of the surf line in bad weather on the tail end hurricane Felix back in, oh 1995 I guess it was.

Off Jupiter inlet it was, a sailing vessel tried to make the inlet in about 15-18 foot breaking seas and capsized. They got off a call to Station Lake Worth before capsizing, LW sent a fast response craft and a 41 footer after them. The FRC capsized with it's three men onboard and the 41 blew an engine on the way and was down to eight knots. I responded from inside Jupiter inlet with my 29 foot towboat, damn near sunk myself, blew out the pilothouse windows and started making water pretty bad. Got that situation under control, started searching and found the capsized, half sunk, FRC first, but nobody was onboard (I found out later in the evolution of this cluster fuck that they had swam to the beach, about 200-300 yards off, one them nearly died). I hunted around for a while, and was just about to give up, when I heard a shout from offshore on the port side. Long story short, it was the younger of the two men on the capsized sailing vessel (it was a father and son). Made a couple passes and managed to get them both onboard. Took them to Lake Worth after that. I was not about to try and run Jupiter inlet again, once in one night was enough for me.

There are some gray hairs in my scalp that came from that. LoL

roho76
12-26-2010, 10:55 PM
http://www.maritimeandenergy.com/marinenorway/bilder/deepseasupplyvesseliii450p_13.03.gif

http://www.dukeswoodoilmuseum.co.uk/pictures/rigwave.jpg

Fuck that. I'm not afraid of water but that's just nuts.

Anti Federalist
12-26-2010, 11:07 PM
Fuck that. I'm not afraid of water but that's just nuts.

LoL.

I took my vessel around the south side of hurricane Ike.

Looked a lot like that.

This is what happens to me on bad day at the office.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2IPie0V4vM&feature=related

Anti Federalist
12-26-2010, 11:11 PM
I was working on another part of the project that this happened on.

The brakes holding the weight of the pipeline failed, allowing the combined weight of 5000 feet of tubing to drag the rest off the spool in "free fall".


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GkOa5C5Jfw&feature=related

Anti Federalist
12-26-2010, 11:20 PM
One more, fishing vessel off Iceland I believe.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz4PtgqI5Oc&feature=related