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hillbilly123069
11-27-2010, 05:42 PM
Apologies if this has been posted already. What a piece of $hit. Enforce the 1831 Supreme Court ruling pres. Jackson ignored in relocating the cherokee nation and I'll believe your heart's in the right place, Barry! I'm 50% cherokee and 100% offended you're trying an attempt to blow smoke up my ass with this mockery of sincerity.
**Further, I do hereby officially recognize the call for a National Day of Mourning by the United American Indians of New England.

Further, I do hereby order the following by executive order under my executive authority:

1.The Mayflower Compact (the 1620 Agreement Among the Settlers at New Plymouth), which now starts with the words “IN THE NAME OF GOD, AMEN,” shall be edited to expunge all references to God and religion.
2.The Mayflower shall henceforth be renamed the Arabiya, in honor of the Muslim pilgrims who would have come to the New World to build a shining mosque on a hill if not for the Islamophobia that was already spreading throughout the wilderness.
3.Amnesty shall be provided to all illegal aliens (except any of those who might have sneaked in from England) in recognition of the fact that the Pilgrims themselves were among the first illegal aliens to this land.
4.The Macy’s Day Parade shall henceforth be banned as too materialistic and consumption-oriented.
5.For health reasons, turkey meat with traditional stuffing shall be hereby replaced by either tofu in the shape of a turkey or dolma (stuffed vegetables) imported from Turkey.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this twenty-fifth day of November 2010.

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA**
http://idahostatejournal.com/news/national/article_d9268fca-f808-11df-ae25-001cc4c002e0.html

http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/30388