Senator Mike Johanns assaulted by TSA

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http://omaha.com/article/20101118/AP/311189970#that-johanns-looks-mighty-suspicious

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holy double chin batman

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this is sorta like the old story of senator ted kennedy being placed on
the "no fly list" because of the way he was going in and out of d.c ...!