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merrimac
11-02-2010, 10:57 PM
It was a tough few months of keeping this a secret but I suppose it's time to spill the beans to any visitors to the Rand Paul forum: This forum is full of Aqua Buddha worshippers! This may come as a shock to you but don't act too surprised because Jack Conway tried to warn you. He failed and the almighty watery one will punish him accordingly. This was a massive conspiracy and everyone here had to pretend we were interested in Tea Party related issues when all we cared about was getting an Aqua Buddha worshipper into power. It was difficult and took a lot of self-restraint but it had to be done if we were ever going to get one of our own into Congress. Now we must seek forgiveness from the almighty one in his great wonderous creek for months of refusing to worship him openly and try to appease him by offering him some college girls.

Oh almighty Aqua Buddha in thy great big wonderous creek, we worship thee!
Suzu
11-02-2010, 10:59 PM
What else can I say but AMEN.
BuddyRey
11-02-2010, 11:04 PM
Aqua Buddha - the refreshing choice of a new generation!
Kotin
11-02-2010, 11:11 PM
Guilty...
DeadheadForPaul
11-02-2010, 11:19 PM
I thought everyone knew from the Hightower incident early on that we are secretly Satanists...
Michigan11
11-02-2010, 11:27 PM
Bow it down...

Bow it down people...
Original_Intent
11-02-2010, 11:50 PM
I may have bowed, but I didn't inhale. :D
CasualApathy
11-03-2010, 12:01 AM
Finally the pretence can end.
Mani
11-03-2010, 12:06 AM
They don't realize that Aqua Buddha has a water goddess. This rocks!!!

http://www.testriffic.com/resultfiles/12808water%20girl.jpg
Philhelm
11-03-2010, 12:08 AM
The blood and body of Aqua Buddha shall refresh the Tree of Liberty.
DanielF17
11-03-2010, 12:14 AM
Nobody needs to tie me up to tell me to pray to Aqua Buddha. I worship Aqua Buddha on my own free will.
Live Free or Die
11-03-2010, 12:28 AM
I bought my blue running shoes today!
Indy Vidual
11-03-2010, 12:33 AM
What else can I say but AMEN.


Aqua Buddha - the refreshing choice of a new generation!


Finally the pretence can end.


The blood and body of Aqua Buddha shall refresh the Tree of Liberty.


They don't realize that Aqua Buddha has a water goddess. This rocks!!!

http://www.testriffic.com/resultfiles/12808water%20girl.jpg

Aqua Buddha loves Rush too! :D
YouTube - Rush - Limelight (Live) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUNxqE_3N0c)
merrimac
11-03-2010, 01:06 AM
They don't realize that Aqua Buddha has a water goddess. This rocks!!!


Here's another picture of our goddess, second in our hearts only to his watery greatness.


http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs32/i/2008/197/5/0/LotR___Goldberry_by_LadyElleth.png
Indy Vidual
11-03-2010, 01:09 AM
Here's another picture of our goddess, second in our hearts only to his watery greatness.


http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs32/i/2008/197/5/0/LotR___Goldberry_by_LadyElleth.png

+1 Goddess & +10,000 Gallons of water
tommyzDad
11-03-2010, 01:19 AM
Praise the truck farmer Aqua Buddha.

Bow down before Him Her.

Worship the truck farmer Aqua Buddha at the church of your .choice.

Offer burnt sacrifices to the almighty the truck farmer Aqua Buddha.

HAIL the truck farmer Aqua Buddha!
KurtBoyer25L
11-03-2010, 01:42 AM
I like the Japanese girl better.

Sorry, I'd type more but I'm worshiping right now. *puff*
Indy Vidual
11-03-2010, 02:12 AM
I like the Japanese girl better.

Sorry, I'd type more but I'm worshiping right now. *puff*

Aqua Buddha loves everyone, even overweight people. :p