Icymudpuppy
09-20-2010, 07:51 PM
So, I had this idea that it might be a lot easier to eliminate or downsize or reduce the budgets of certain government agencies if they were more accurately named.
These could be easily changed by Executive order, and should be done as RP's first order of business before he introduces the legislation to eliminate or downsize them.
So, here are some proposals... Can you think of more?
DOD = DOO (Department of Offense)
DOE = DOI (Department of Indoctrination)
DHS = DDH (Department of Domestic Harrassment)
CIA = CTA (Central Torture Agency)
FBI = FBDS (Federal Bureau of Domestic Spying)
TSA = TVA (Total Voyeurism Agency)
EPA = ECPA (Energy Company Profiteering Agency)
FDA = GPpA (GMO and Pharma profits Administration)
Looking forward to your ideas...
These could be easily changed by Executive order, and should be done as RP's first order of business before he introduces the legislation to eliminate or downsize them.
So, here are some proposals... Can you think of more?
DOD = DOO (Department of Offense)
DOE = DOI (Department of Indoctrination)
DHS = DDH (Department of Domestic Harrassment)
CIA = CTA (Central Torture Agency)
FBI = FBDS (Federal Bureau of Domestic Spying)
TSA = TVA (Total Voyeurism Agency)
EPA = ECPA (Energy Company Profiteering Agency)
FDA = GPpA (GMO and Pharma profits Administration)
Looking forward to your ideas...