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ctiger2
09-09-2010, 01:56 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/martin-olson/phil-davison-gop-speech_b_710642.html

Dreamofunity
09-09-2010, 03:38 PM
That was fucking amazing.

I would have voted for him just to see him in the debates.


... a masters in communication. I'm glad he was well educated.

Thrashertm
09-09-2010, 03:40 PM
He reminds me so much of Rob Riggle from the Daily Show - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rob_Riggle

roho76
09-09-2010, 03:48 PM
...infestation!!!!

That was classic.

Reason
09-09-2010, 05:21 PM
Cocaine is a helluva drug?

nate895
09-09-2010, 05:36 PM
I am co-opting that speech for my next campaign.

awake
09-09-2010, 06:04 PM
"I live in a bus down by the river"...

YouTube - Van Down By The River (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsTTvKWPZGw&NR=1)

MozoVote
09-09-2010, 07:40 PM
Wow.

That... uh... looked as good as it sounded. I kept thinking he'd throw a fist through the glass behind him at any moment!

Maximus
09-09-2010, 11:01 PM
I have a MASTERS in COOOOMMMUNICATION!!!!

AJ Antimony
09-09-2010, 11:07 PM
Fake. Nobody talks like that.



:D

GunnyFreedom
09-09-2010, 11:09 PM
Cocaine is a helluva drug?

LOL that was the same impression I had. Well, coke or meth. Something. That just wasn't natural. :eek:

Kludge
09-09-2010, 11:52 PM
"DRASTIC MEASURES! - YES!!! WHO SAID THAT??!!!!"


I think I'd be shitting myself right about then.

Elwar
09-10-2010, 06:50 AM
http://www.toastmasters.org

Cowlesy
09-10-2010, 07:25 AM
Maybe that's how he deals with public speaking anxiety.

I was waiting for him to yell, "SPIT ON EVERYONE IN POWER."

ctiger2
09-10-2010, 09:32 AM
Just watched it again. I love how he screws up his favorite quote. lol!

A Son of Liberty
09-10-2010, 10:27 AM
It has a sort of grandeur about it.

I'm reminded of...

YouTube - Adolf Hitler - Speech (1933) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q-6H4xOUrs)

libertybrewcity
09-10-2010, 10:49 AM
That is hilarious!

What the hell is wrong with this dude? One of the funniest speeches i have ever seen.

Austrian Econ Disciple
09-10-2010, 10:52 AM
It has a sort of grandeur about it.

I'm reminded of...

YouTube - Adolf Hitler - Speech (1933) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q-6H4xOUrs)

Lol. A master orator Hitler was, this guy not even close lmao. Still funny as shit.

Kevin_Kennedy
09-10-2010, 11:28 AM
I live in Stark County and I'm hoping I don't see this guy out anywhere. I'd be scared for my life lol.

MRK
09-10-2010, 12:40 PM
Looks like he forgot to mention his PhD in methamphetamine synthesis.

A Son of Liberty
09-10-2010, 01:24 PM
Lol. A master orator Hitler was, this guy not even close lmao. Still funny as shit.

lol I can't stop looking at it. It's both hideous and wondrous. It's like an elephant in a tutu. I just don't know what to do with this.

Prediction: This guy is running the country by 2016. lmao

RedStripe
09-10-2010, 01:44 PM
... a masters in communication.

That's when I lost it.

He's walking around like hes about to punch someone in the face.

pacelli
09-10-2010, 01:57 PM
I don't think he's faking. I think he's manic.

A Son of Liberty
09-10-2010, 03:27 PM
YouTube - Phil Davison 's speech - Hitler Style [°SPOOF°] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7XwV_h9wWM)

ctiger2
09-10-2010, 06:51 PM
Paul/Davison 2012!!

MozoVote
09-10-2010, 07:19 PM
^^^ OMG. I sense a new meme coming. Move over, Miss South Carolina.

The mashups of this guy, could cover new comic ground. He actually gives this scene, a run for the money....
Life imitates art!

http://lefteyeonthemedia.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/mad-as-hell1.jpg

MozoVote
09-10-2010, 07:49 PM
Yep. I thought so. The mashups have started:

YouTube - Thus spake Phil Davison - a space odyssey remix (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8I0Ont3FMU)

james1906
09-10-2010, 09:33 PM
I wonder what happens when he goes to a restaurant and his order is wrong.

RileyE104
09-10-2010, 09:41 PM
"I live in a bus down by the river"...

YouTube - Van Down By The River (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsTTvKWPZGw&NR=1)

lmao i love chris farley

jlaker
09-10-2010, 11:12 PM
[QUOTE=Reason;2881386]Cocaine is a helluva drug?[/QUOTE

Yes it is. LOL!:D

KurtBoyer25L
09-11-2010, 01:25 AM
The looks on his face when he paces around staring at the crowd...oh my god...

I also can't help being reminded of Dwight from the Office...

"Blood alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourself, in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day -- how long have we been striving for greatness?...we must never acquiesce! For it is together! We! Will! Prevail!"

A Son of Liberty
09-11-2010, 01:49 AM
The looks on his face when he paces around staring at the crowd...oh my god...

At the 1:30 mark, he looks like he's getting ready to wade into the crowd and commence to breaking arms.

I seriously love this video. It has made my day. :D

libertybrewcity
09-17-2010, 10:58 AM
Some more Phil Davison.
http://videoshare.politico.com/largevideobox.php?bcpid=15202024001&bclid=1201016315&bctid=608246071001

LibertyVox
10-08-2010, 04:36 AM
YouTube - Phil Davison-Remix: Hit the Ground Runnin' (Send the message tonight) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGFi3sbCzG4)

Kludge
10-08-2010, 04:41 AM
^LOL great timing but the voice gets too distorted and loses almost all "attack" from auto-tune when used to change his pitch so it's hard to determine the words.

pacelli
10-08-2010, 05:06 AM
The more I watch it, the more I'm thinking we need more people in congress like him.

Kludge
04-25-2011, 07:10 PM
Phil's son Harley hits the ground running.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFzMcqzDOgw

Cowlesy
02-05-2013, 03:02 PM
so good. so so good.

devil21
02-05-2013, 03:40 PM
His kid's name is Harley Davison? rofl

His spot on Tosh was hilarious too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=445rnNqgZO8

jbauer
02-05-2013, 03:47 PM
This guy was on a web redemption on Tosh.0 a long time ago. This is old news.

devil21
02-05-2013, 03:52 PM
This guy was on a web redemption on Tosh.0 a long time ago. This is old news.

It's an old thread.

Cowlesy
02-06-2013, 03:52 PM
This guy was on a web redemption on Tosh.0 a long time ago. This is old news.

I know, but it is still hilarious. Especially the "WHO SAID THAT????? THANK YOU!!!!!!!!"

pacelli
02-06-2013, 04:49 PM
Anybody know what's going on with Phil Davison these days? I took this video along to a camping trip among close, like-minded friends and everybody was literally rolling on the ground laughing their fucking asses off. The 10th playing under the influence of fine spirits was probably the best gut-busting LOL of the trip.

compromise
02-06-2013, 04:59 PM
Alex Jones-Phil Davidson 2016

chudrockz
02-06-2013, 06:38 PM
I remember this guy, frappin' hilarious!! He may even wake up my lazy dogs here!

thoughtomator
02-06-2013, 06:49 PM
Here's a hilarious remix of this speech with an Iron Maiden song http://vimeo.com/14900715