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heavenlyboy34
08-14-2010, 03:47 PM
New Edition Of Bible Specifically Mentions Second Amendment (http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-edition-of-bible-specifically-mentions-second,17882/)

CHICAGO—A new translation of the Bible released this week directly mentions the Second Amendment on eight occasions, and includes a version of Psalm 23 that begins, "The Lord is my shepherd, and the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed." Positive early feedback praised the new edition for its clean design, readability, and beautiful rendering of proverbs that condemn the foolish ban on semiautomatic weapons for personal use. "For the Lord your God walks in the midst of your camp, to deliver you and give your enemies over to you," Deuteronomy 23:14 reads. "Your camp shall be holy, and if that means exercising your constitutional right to purchase a firearm, then that's your own damn business." The leather-bound book also comes with a handsomely crafted carrying case and a fully loaded, nickel-plated Glock 17 8mm.

Kludge
08-14-2010, 03:59 PM
There are so many ridiculous novelty bible versions, I was actually surprised this story wasn't true.

Kotin
08-14-2010, 04:22 PM
There are so many ridiculous novelty bible versions, I was actually surprised this story wasn't true.

If it's not true now, it will be soon..

heavenlyboy34
08-14-2010, 04:32 PM
There are so many ridiculous novelty bible versions, I was actually surprised this story wasn't true.

lolz! So true! :D

AFPVet
08-14-2010, 10:09 PM
Luke 22:36 Jesus said: ...if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one! In today's context, a sword would be a firearm.

Danke
08-14-2010, 11:09 PM
Luke 22:36 Jesus said: ...if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one! In today's context, a sword would be a firearm.

That Jesus dude rocks!

Uriel999
08-17-2010, 06:37 PM
Luke 22:36 Jesus said: ...if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one! In today's context, a sword would be a firearm.

and most likely an AR15!

Pericles
08-17-2010, 10:50 PM
YouTube - Monty Python-Holy Hand Grenade (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOrgLj9lOwk)

heavenlyboy34
08-17-2010, 10:56 PM
and most likely an AR15!

w00t!! :D

AFPVet
08-18-2010, 07:01 PM
and most likely an AR15!

Or an AR10 :cool:

Uriel999
08-18-2010, 09:32 PM
Or an AR10 :cool:

yeah but .308 ammo comes at an unholy cost.

AFPVet
08-19-2010, 03:49 PM
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AFPVet
08-19-2010, 03:50 PM
yeah but .308 ammo comes at an unholy cost.

This is true :( The best bang for the buck (pun) right now is American Eagle or Magtech (if you can find any). Magtech shoots pretty well, about like NATO surplus—it was selling faster than hotcakes when I bought my cases.