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Matt Collins
08-09-2010, 04:45 PM
Former Vice President Dick Cheney was released from a Virginia hospital Monday following surgery last month to implant a small pump in his heart, according to a statement from his office.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/08/09/cheney.release/?hpt=Sbin

Vessol
08-09-2010, 04:48 PM
I wasn't aware they made surgical devices for reptiles ;).

awake
08-09-2010, 04:48 PM
Frig! he's bionic now...

Brian Defferding
08-09-2010, 04:48 PM
"He's more machine than man now, twisted and evil." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

Kotin
08-09-2010, 04:49 PM
down the path of darth vader.

Johnnybags
08-09-2010, 04:51 PM
The would have cut him loose years ago. He will live to be 99.

Imaginos
08-09-2010, 05:00 PM
He will live to be 99.
He will live forever.
Evil never dies.

bucfish
08-09-2010, 05:01 PM
Cheney has a heart? Now that is news!!!

acptulsa
08-09-2010, 06:26 PM
Cheney has a heart? Now that is news!!!

Just don't expect him to actually turn sweet. It's the Splenda of hearts. Might improve his warmth and personality almost to Commander Data's level.