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tangent4ronpaul
07-24-2010, 08:48 AM
Are you more Ron Paul or Sarah Palin?

the bad news, she answered Palin

the good news - she had to think about it for a good 4-5 seconds first!

-t

YumYum
07-24-2010, 09:44 AM
A neocon doesn't change its spots.

tangent4ronpaul
07-24-2010, 09:49 AM
A neocon doesn't change its spots.

True - she is basically a neocon.

At the same time, I wouldn't kick her out of my bed... ;)

-t

free1
07-24-2010, 09:56 AM
Afghanistan - "what are we doing... are we going to try to turn this god forsaken country where 70 percent of the people are illiterate.... ummm... there are three working toilets.... we're going to try to turn this into a democracy?"

Very funny. And true, but people can't handle the truth.

WTF are we doing over there?

She needs to cut down on that black stuff around her eyes. Makes her look evil.

YumYum
07-24-2010, 09:58 AM
True - she is basically a neocon.

At the same time, I wouldn't kick her out of my bed... ;)

-t

Do you have sex with drag queens who look like lizards? :D

Natalie
07-24-2010, 10:17 AM
Do you have sex with drag queens who look like lizards? :D

Everyone says that she is ugly and looks like a man and stuff. But you have to remember that she is 48. I know very few 48 year olds that look that good. She looks like she's 35, imo.

akforme
07-24-2010, 10:22 AM
Everyone says that she is ugly and looks like a man and stuff. But you have to remember that she is 48. I know very few 48 year olds that look that good. She looks like she's 35, imo.

I don't think he looks like a man, I just think he is one.

ClayTrainor
07-24-2010, 10:23 AM
i don't think he looks like a man, i just think he is one.

lol!

tangent4ronpaul
07-24-2010, 10:27 AM
Everyone says that she is ugly and looks like a man and stuff. But you have to remember that she is 48. I know very few 48 year olds that look that good. She looks like she's 35, imo.

Thanks Nat! Yeah she is pretty hot - I think it's the hair. Still, you are about 1,000% more hot ;)

-t

Natalie
07-24-2010, 10:29 AM
I don't think he looks like a man, I just think he is one.

I burst out laughing :p

Natalie
07-24-2010, 10:30 AM
Thanks Nat! Yeah she is pretty hot - I think it's the hair. Still, you are about 1,000% more hot ;)

-t

Thanks :) Yeah she has pretty long hair and she's really skinny.

sailingaway
07-24-2010, 10:30 AM
I wonder if she was comparing positions in that 4 to 5 seconds, or calculating respective numbers of supporters in her readership....

coastie
07-24-2010, 10:35 AM
Thanks :) Yeah she has pretty long hair and she's really skinny.

Deal-breaker for me. I dont like fat chicks by any stretch of the imagination, but she's way too skinny for coastie.;)

Either way, she's a neo-con through and through, and her general attitude does a lot to whatever semblance of "beauty" she does have...

tangent4ronpaul
07-24-2010, 10:36 AM
Thanks :) Yeah she has pretty long hair and she's really skinny.

A bit on the anorexic side for my tastes - but I love her hair...

And yes, I am flirting w/ you... ;)

You are REALLY cute!

-t

tangent4ronpaul
07-24-2010, 10:37 AM
I wonder if she was comparing positions in that 4 to 5 seconds, or calculating respective numbers of supporters in her readership....

Probably both...

-t

BamaFanNKy
07-24-2010, 10:41 AM
I'm for whichever one here is a Libertarian:
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj13/jrgnsentra/Univision.jpg

tangent4ronpaul
07-24-2010, 10:47 AM
I'm for whichever one here is a Libertarian:
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj13/jrgnsentra/Univision.jpg

I'm trying to find one that is remotely attractive - maybe the 4th from the left, in the foreground....

OK, second from the left isn't that bad...

-t

YumYum
07-24-2010, 10:59 AM
I don't think he looks like a man, I just think he is one.

lol!!

Ytrebil
07-24-2010, 11:01 AM
I'm trying to find one that is remotely attractive - maybe the 4th from the left, in the foreground....

OK, second from the left isn't that bad...

-t

:confused:

coastie
07-24-2010, 11:09 AM
I'm trying to find one that is remotely attractive - maybe the 4th from the left, in the foreground....

OK, second from the left isn't that bad...

-t

Compared to Ann, they're all extremely attractive.:confused: At least they have some meat on their bones....

erowe1
07-24-2010, 11:12 AM
the good news - she had to think about it for a good 4-5 seconds first!


You mean the character she plays on TV had to think about it.

haaaylee
07-24-2010, 11:16 AM
tangent4ronpaul and natalie sitting in a tree . . .



or tangent4ronpaul just needs to get laid ;)

Philhelm
07-24-2010, 11:29 AM
tangent4ronpaul and natalie sitting in a tree . . .



or tangent4ronpaul just needs to get laid ;)

F-U-C....I mean, K-I-S-S-I-N-G... :p

In any case, isn't there any love for Nancy Pelosi? She looks good for her age. :eek:

Imperial
07-24-2010, 11:48 AM
Afghanistan - "what are we doing... are we going to try to turn this god forsaken country where 70 percent of the people are illiterate.... ummm... there are three working toilets.... we're going to try to turn this into a democracy?"

Very funny. And true, but people can't handle the truth.

WTF are we doing over there?

She needs to cut down on that black stuff around her eyes. Makes her look evil.

I hate her debating style. It just makes her sound dumb.

payme_rick
07-24-2010, 12:14 PM
Gotta hand it to Coulter, she does look closer to 35 in my op.. But for sure could use some cheeseburgers.. And that voice is a huge turnoff along with what it says most of the time...

tangent4ronpaul
07-24-2010, 01:01 PM
tangent4ronpaul and natalie sitting in a tree . . .



or tangent4ronpaul just needs to get laid ;)

She seems to be dating one of the guys running this board.... :(

There is still hope - but I'm not pushing it...

And yeah - I would not mind getting laid... but a permanent GF would be soooo much better!

-t

Sentient Void
07-24-2010, 01:14 PM
Ann Coulter does look very good for her age. For 48 she looks good.

That being said, at least for my tastes - she is too skinny, I need some curves (no fat chicks need apply).

Her hair is nice, too - that helps.

Also, saying Sarah Palin subtracted at least 1 or 2 points for me.

Eh, I'd probably tap that doggy style. The hair be makin' for good grabbin', too.

YumYum
07-24-2010, 01:22 PM
Ann Coulter does look very good for her age. For 48 she looks good.

That being said, at least for my tastes - she is too skinny, I need some curves (no fat chicks need apply).

Her hair is nice, too - that helps.

Also, saying Sarah Palin subtracted at least 1 or 2 points for me.

Eh, I'd probably tap that doggy style. The hair be makin' for good grabbin', too.

James Carville looks too skinny. But people do change. I like Ann, even though she is an Evangelical Christian who is 48 years old and has never had sex. My question is this this: what if she decides to have sex? What if she enjoys it? OMG! :eek:

Natalie
07-24-2010, 01:27 PM
James Carville looks too skinny. But people do change. I like Ann, even though she is an Evangelical Christian who is 48 years old and has never had sex. My question is this this: what if she decides to have sex? What if she enjoys it? OMG! :eek:

What! She's never had sex? I seriously doubt that. Plenty of Christians have pre-marital sex.

0zzy
07-24-2010, 01:29 PM
What! She's never had sex? I seriously doubt that. Plenty of Christians have pre-marital sex.

I think he got it wrong. She just hasn't had sex with a liberal.
http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=36630

YumYum
07-24-2010, 01:31 PM
I think he got it wrong. She just hasn't had sex with a liberal.
http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=36630

lol!!! If that is the case, all is forgiven.

Kludge
07-24-2010, 01:32 PM
tangent4ronpaul just needs to get laid ;)

;)

Matt Collins
07-24-2010, 01:34 PM
SOURCE:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/1401932/I-love-to-pick-fights-with-liberals.html





Coulter is still searching for Mr Right-Wing. "I've been engaged many times. Four, I think. But I'm not like every other American. I thought I'd meet the right person before getting married and having children."


Who were these dumped fiancés? "Oh, I don't even remember all of them. I really don't think about exes five minutes after they've gone."


She loves New York, because it's "full of single people in their thirties", and accepts the relative absence of Right-wingers. "I must live among them so I can observe liberals in their natural environment. I can catch them saying things when they're off guard and don't think anyone's listening.


"I have the most perfect life imaginable. I sleep till noon. I work in my underwear. I've got no bosses. No one can fire me. I write about whatever I want to write about. I'm happy all the time. Americans like me - real Americans."


Premarital sex? "Well, OK, I'm sort of joking about burning in hell. Well, I'm not entirely joking. I will never say publicly that, as a Christian, I think God says it's OK to have premarital sex or to have homosexual sex.


"You know, that is why Christians are the most tolerant people in the world - because we know there's original sin. We know people do bad things. But it seems to me it's a much worse thing to go around saying that it isn't a sin to commit a sin. I mean - at least feel guilty about it."
Coulter is disappointed by the poor quality of her hate mail. "Some letters say, 'You're ugly'. Or it will be, 'You're only on television because you're pretty.' Liberals can't even get their slanders straight. What is it? Am I pretty or ugly?"


This is a woman who likes being loved but loves to be hated. "Most of the time, I just think of Chairman Mao's saying that it's a good thing to be attacked by the enemy. The more vicious they are, the happier I am."

Matt Collins
07-24-2010, 01:36 PM
I think he got it wrong. She just hasn't had sex with a liberal.
http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=36630 (http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=36630)

One is a subset of another. Who knows if she has done it or not (and really, who cares)?



During the course of Leno's questioning of Coulter, he asked her, "Have you ever had sex with a liberal?"



When Coulter responded, "No," Leno said, "Really? You should try it. See what it's like."



"I've read about it in Esquire," responded the author.

YumYum
07-24-2010, 01:36 PM
;)

Hi Kludge. You are not a typical member on this forum. People love you. How do you respond to comments that accuse you of being a "troll"? Are you a "troll"?

Kludge
07-24-2010, 01:46 PM
Hi Kludge. You are not a typical member on this forum. People love you. How do you respond to comments that accuse you of being a "troll"? Are you a "troll"?

Hello YumYum, I happen to enjoy a special relationship with crooked RPFs admin that allows me to harass members and derail threads without fear of retaliation given I generally target people the admin wish they could ban but donīt have the proper excuse to. Yongrel was the original member to implement this "vigilante internet messageboard justice."

There are three guiding principles to "constructive trolling" which are as follows:


Donīt harass members who are moral or amusing.
Keep it subtle -- donīt call the person out explicitly, but instead look to your audience to harass the person after setting up strawmen and making it clear why your target is an asshole. Remember - THIS IS AN ARGUMENT, NOT A DEBATE! <-- Critical point to remember in winning debates & public support. (Always derail their threads or re-rail their thread derailments!)
Get to know your mods & admin to ensure they dislike the same fellow youīre targeting. Try to catch them while drunk and exchange porn, claim to drink the same alcohol, and try to support their non-forum goals. Itīs important you NEVER challenge the admin directly. If you feel you absolutely must - take it to emails (NOT PMs!). Make sure to frequently call for the person to be banned, always half-jokingly, half-bitter.


These guidelines have been implicitly created by yongrel and usually (~60% success rate) results in the target leaving within a year, voluntarily or otherwise. This method is exponentially more likely to work on members less than a year old and especially with few posts.

YumYum
07-24-2010, 01:50 PM
Hello YumYum, I happen to enjoy a special relationship with crooked RPFs admin that allows me to harass members and derail threads without fear of retaliation given I generally target people the admin wish they could ban but donīt have the proper excuse to. Yongrel was the original member to implement this "vigilante internet messageboard justice."

There are three guiding principles to "constructive trolling" which are as follows:


Donīt harass members who are moral or amusing.
Keep it subtle -- donīt call the person out explicitly, but instead look to your audience to harass the person after setting up strawmen and making it clear why your target is an asshole. Remember - THIS IS AN ARGUMENT, NOT A DEBATE! <-- Critical point to remember in winning debates & public support. (Always derail their threads or re-rail their thread derailments!)
Get to know your mods & admin to ensure they dislike the same fellow youīre targeting. Try to catch them while drunk and exchange porn, claim to drink the same alcohol, and try to support their non-forum goals. Itīs important you NEVER challenge the admin directly. If you feel you absolutely must - take it to emails (NOT PMs!). Make sure to frequently call for the person to be banned, always half-jokingly, half-bitter.


These guidelines have been implicitly created by yongrel and usually (~60% success rate) results in the target leaving within a year, voluntarily or otherwise. This method is exponentially more likely to work on members less than a year old and especially with few posts.

Fuck me!!! And I mean "fuck me!" You are the greatest person that has ever lived!!! :D

amy31416
07-24-2010, 02:04 PM
Fuck me!!! And I mean "fuck me!" You are the greatest person that has ever lived!!! :D

Settle down.

Kludge
07-24-2010, 02:05 PM
Fuck me!!! And I mean "fuck me!" You are the greatest person that has ever lived!!! :D

Being the greatest person ever to live, I am naturally aware of this. Also naturally, I am too busy to fuck you.

However, my wife is skilled in usage of the strap-on and does like to wear around a mask resembling my face (naturally). So, for $500 and provision of necessary equipment (she no longer owns the strap-on as I do not approve of ****-erotic actions, naturally), I would be willing to lease her out to you.

YumYum
07-24-2010, 02:07 PM
Being the greatest person ever to live, I am naturally aware of this. Also naturally, I am too busy to fuck you.

However, my wife is skilled in usage of the strap-on and does like to wear around a mask resembling my face (naturally). So, for $500 and provision of necessary equipment (she no longer owns the strap-on as I do not approve of ****-erotic actions, naturally), I would be willing to lease her out to you.

I can tell that you are truly a Ron Paul supporter. :)

Sentient Void
07-24-2010, 02:10 PM
Kludge, you are my new hero.

low preference guy
07-24-2010, 02:15 PM
Hello YumYum, I happen to enjoy a special relationship with crooked RPFs admin that allows me to harass members and derail threads without fear of retaliation given I generally target people the admin wish they could ban but donīt have the proper excuse to. Yongrel was the original member to implement this "vigilante internet messageboard justice."

There are three guiding principles to "constructive trolling" which are as follows:


Donīt harass members who are moral or amusing.
Keep it subtle -- donīt call the person out explicitly, but instead look to your audience to harass the person after setting up strawmen and making it clear why your target is an asshole. Remember - THIS IS AN ARGUMENT, NOT A DEBATE! <-- Critical point to remember in winning debates & public support. (Always derail their threads or re-rail their thread derailments!)
Get to know your mods & admin to ensure they dislike the same fellow youīre targeting. Try to catch them while drunk and exchange porn, claim to drink the same alcohol, and try to support their non-forum goals. Itīs important you NEVER challenge the admin directly. If you feel you absolutely must - take it to emails (NOT PMs!). Make sure to frequently call for the person to be banned, always half-jokingly, half-bitter.


These guidelines have been implicitly created by yongrel and usually (~60% success rate) results in the target leaving within a year, voluntarily or otherwise. This method is exponentially more likely to work on members less than a year old and especially with few posts.

Have you tried it on WaltM? It's probably too late for Galileo.