View Full Version : We know that Rudy would nuke space aliens to hell, but what about Ron?

10-15-2007, 03:48 PM
Serious question.

10-15-2007, 03:49 PM
This is why people think Ron Paul supporters are crazy.

10-15-2007, 03:52 PM
First of all, if an alien can make it thousands of light years to Earth they're technology would be so far superior to ours that fighting them would be a moot point.

Regardless, I still find the idea more plausible than a preeminent attack from Iran.

10-15-2007, 03:54 PM
"a preeminent attack"? That sounds really scary.

Michael Ingram
10-15-2007, 03:56 PM
"a preeminent attack"? That sounds really scary.

Internment camps or nukes, I am having a hard time deciding. Maybe I should consult my lawyers.

10-15-2007, 03:58 PM
lol hypothetical question worse than fox news...

Ron is all for protecting the American people.

If the people wanted to nuke them because they were agressive or whatever, I think he would do his best.

10-15-2007, 04:06 PM
does this include Scientologists ?

10-15-2007, 04:09 PM
Isnt this a question that Rudy answered today? (for those of you who did not know)

10-15-2007, 04:25 PM
Why would Rudy attack his own kind? :P

10-15-2007, 04:39 PM
Yes, but Ron Paul would get a Declaration of War first.

10-15-2007, 04:50 PM
Republican Presidential Candidates' Reactions to Space Alien Invasion:

Giuliani: "Kill them all! 9/11!" :::scratch::: "Kill them all! 9/11!..."
Romney: "My varmint gun will make quick work out of these guys!"
Tancredo: "Quick, somebody call the ICE!!!"
McCain: "No way! Give 'em amnesty!"
Keyes: "If these aliens hadn't grown up in a society that rewards fatherlessness, they might have all grown up to be happy, well-adjusted ALFS and E.T.'s!"
Brownback: "Yeah, what Keyes said!!!"
Hunter: "I'm sure there's some way we can blame China for this."
Paul: "Wait up, guys! The longer I stand next to these chuckle-heads, the more appealing that Mothership looks."
Huckabee: "I'm mysteriously absent from this scenario."

10-15-2007, 04:51 PM
If the space aliens threatened America, Ron would get congress to declare war to pool all resource together to kick alien ass. :D

10-15-2007, 04:55 PM
This is why we need Jeff Goldblum for VP and Will Smith for Secretary of Defense.

10-15-2007, 05:06 PM
Isn't Ron, Captain America? He has a indestructible shield that can protect us all.

10-15-2007, 05:21 PM
He would probably be against amnesty.

10-15-2007, 05:48 PM
He would probably be against amnesty.

The economy would be so strong, we would welcome them. No one would be a scapegoat.