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jpa
10-15-2007, 10:27 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/marty-kaplan/the-pet-constitution_b_68374.html


Hysterical!

Goodnight, freedom of religion,
Goodnight. freedom of speech;
Goodnight, freedom of the press,
Goodnight, fuzzy little peach.
Goodnight guns;
Goodnight torture;
Goodnight privacy,
Goodnight Rapture.
Goodnight, self-incrimination,
Goodnight, cuddly little Haitian.
Goodnight moon, goodnight air,
Goodnight jury trials everywhere.

Original_Intent
10-15-2007, 10:34 AM
Ha ha good read! :)

stones88
10-15-2007, 11:42 AM
Jon Stewart's interview with Lynne Cheney was atrocious and embarrassing. It's funny how he ripped Crossfire for partisan hackery but he puts the wife of Dick Cheney on the spot. And what was his interview with Bill Clinton or Barrack Obama like? Gentle and sympathetic. Jon is a hack. He's funny, but still a hack.

Mitt Romneys sideburns
10-15-2007, 01:34 PM
I imagine it will be another Star Trek Nemesis situation, in which the director had never watched an episode of Star Trek prior to signing on to the film.

winston84
10-15-2007, 02:25 PM
LoL, this has to be making its rounds around the late night monologues.