Poll: Simulation of results of California Top-Two Primary

[libertythor]

So which do you prefer? Flachspueler or American Standard?

http://www.poopreport.com/Images/Intellectual/Content/Scheisse/Images/shelftoilet.gif

[libertythor]

For those who are not familiar with the flachspueler: It is a poo shelf toilet.

http://www.poopreport.com/Intellectual/Content/Scheisse/scheisse.html

[libertythor]

Either way you vote, it is a shit receptacle. With the Flachspueler you get no splash, but with the American Standard you get less stench.

[libertythor]

So far the results are:

American Standard: 4
Flachspueler: 2

[Eroberer]

Got to go with the Flachspüler. Can't have that ass splash when unloading.

[libertythor]

Got to go with the Flachspüler. Can't have that ass splash when unloading.

That is the basic choice you have in a CA Democrats vs. Republican election: Stink or Ass Spash!

[libertybrewcity]

lol.

[CasualApathy]

Yea, the Flachspüler keeps your cheeks dry - it is clearly superior.

[libertythor]

American Standard 5
Flachspueler 4

[libertythor]

The game is tied!

Remember! If you vote for American Standard you are for ass splashing and wasting water. If you vote for Flachspueler you are a fecophiliac and love lingering brown streaks and shit stench.

You have a real choice!

[Fox McCloud]

American toilets are generally more hygienic because the waste is contained in the water. On top of this, "wasting water" is not all that likely: http://mises.org/daily/3997

[libertythor]

American toilets are generally more hygienic because the waste is contained in the water. On top of this, "wasting water" is not all that likely: http://mises.org/daily/3997

But the fact is that either way we are choosing between two different shit receptacles.

[Fox McCloud]

But the fact is that either way we are choosing between two different shit receptacles.

yes, I know, I just felt like being utlra-logical and calculating and ignoring the emotional charge of the situation =p

That said, I completely understand the point you're making =3

[libertythor]

yes, I know, I just felt like being utlra-logical and calculating and ignoring the emotional charge of the situation =p

That said, I completely understand the point you're making =3

:D You just picked the lesser of two shitcans.

[larryp7639]

For those who are not familiar with the flachspueler: It is a poo shelf toilet.

http://www.poopreport.com/Intellectual/Content/Scheisse/scheisse.html

Such a very amazing link!

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[libertythor]

Such a very amazing link!

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Did you join for the purpose of commenting on my post? lol

[libertythor]

Flachspueler is down by 3 votes! I am bumping this to give Flachspueler a chance to take the governorship.

[Dark Aerow]

How come my choice isn't included in the poll?!

I much prefer my bosses desk, because it's not my desk and after I'm done I can leave the building and the smell behind. It also has the added bonus of giving my boss a wonderful little mystery to solve.

I demand to allow my voice to be heard and included in the process!

[Bman]

Roflmao.

[Vessol]

I'd rather just shit straight into the toilet, not onto some platform. I don't mind a bit of water on my cheeks. I like to take big long ones, so I don't see how that little shelf will help.