Ron Paul Facts

[jjschless]

Chuck Norris style ;)

I saw these on Ron Paul: A New Hope video comments:


- Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes every morning to the call of freedom.

- Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.

here is one I came up with:

Little known fact, Ron Paul has the entire Constitution and Bill of Rights tattooed on his back in 12pt font. When asked why he would do such a thing seeing as he couldn't read it he responded, "Oh thats for the other candidates to read when they are trying to catch up!"

[honkywill]

ronpaulfacts.com

[john_anderson_ii]

Something I posted on my Fred Thompson supporting friend's myspace:



Ron Paul, when applied directly to the brain, cures socialism.

When Chuck Norris gets scared, he runs to Ron Paul.

Ron Paul is the leading cause of Freedom in males aged 20 to 80.

When Ron Paul takes a shower, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Ron Paul.

Fascists check under their bed at night for Ron Paul.

Ron Paul doesn't use an alarm clock, he wakes up to the call of liberty.

Ron Paul entered a contest of truth, justice and the American way against superman. The loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.


He's almost converted.

[austinphish]

some of those are brilliant. they have been going for a while, but they keep getting better. Total LOL

[jjschless]

ronpaulfacts.com

cool i was unaware of this site.

It takes a massive amount of time to make the rounds on Ron Paul sites, the internet is infested with Liberty lovers!