Tryannous Laudry

[damiengwa]

Oh man i went to the Laundromat and now they are issuing these electronic cards. I have to load up virtual money on them in order to wash my clothing. The matrix is active! THEY are setting up the control grid all around us! Now they know how often i'm washing, i bet the cameras are linked into a CIA database and they are profiling my political beliefs based on what i wear! OH SHIT, i think i just heard a black helicopter over my house! THEY are coming for me!!!

Tell your neighbors, get your bug out bag ready! IT IS HAPPENING!

Matt Collins, save me!!

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[RileyE104]

Why don't you save money and buy a Washing Machine?

[damiengwa]

Why don't you save money and buy a Washing Machine?

THAT is exactly what THEY are expecting me to do! Its the GE and Westinghouse conspiring with the CIA. You really think The Machine is so harmless? I'm never letting it anywhere near my children! WAKE UP!!!!

[No1ButPaul08]

Good post, I like your style.